Dogs are awesome…but Cats can fuck off. I hate cats and my mother’s cats pissed in my bed (3 separate mattresses over time) 3 times! I have had many other issues with them but that was the worst. I swear that cat plotted against me and for that the day it dies I will dance on its grave.
Can you be both a cat and dog person?
No, you have to choose, you neutral Sweden-Denmark-Canada motherfucker.
Yes you can. I have two cats and 4 dogs and all of them are fucking awesome. Cats are great when you let them out side like you’re supposed. Dudes feed themselves half the time and shit and piss outside like proper animals.
Both Cats and dogs (and most any other animal) can be total shit heads tho. Cats and dogs for example are very territorial so doing something like say…moving in with your girl friend who owns a cat can earn you the ire of the cat and they will do things like piss in your bed or attack you or just treat you with contempt in general. The way to solve this issue is for the owner of the animal to be the alpha in the house and chastise the animal when it misbehaves. The chick who was on Doc Phil was a pussy and wouldn’t punish her “precious” pet when it attacked her husband. Thats her fault. She shouldn’t get rid of the animal, she should stop letting it be the boss of her.
Sadly a lot of people let their pets boss them around and be the Alpha when it should be the other way around.
But I don’t wanna! =/
Epidemic and PuFF, your friend lists are full. Mind making some room to invite me? Trying to play y’all in dat mahvel.
The reason people are more upset over dog abuse than say … some human getting murdered is because dogs are innocent loving creatures. They love unconditionally, they’re loyal, and they don’t judge you. Whereas there is a high probability that any given human living in today’s society is a selfish piece of crap, so if a human is murdered, there is always the likelihoood that they were a dbag anyway.
With that being said, if my dogs were drowning or some stranger, I’d still rescue the stranger. If it turned out the stranger watched Jershey Shore, voted for Palin, thinks Obama is a muslim, and abuses dogs, I might toss them back in.
Someone should post about having a pet ferret or monkey. Having a pet monkey is potentially godlike from some of the movies I’ve seen. They help you do magic tricks, rob shit, attack on command like dogs, help you get pussy. A pet monkey’s potential is limitless!
Monkeys make horrible pets actually. They get into everything, make huge messes. Shitty pet. Ferrets are cool tho. Had two of those a couple years ago. Coolest pet I ever had was a Temnin Parrot. Fucker was smart as hell and said the funniest shit at the best possible moments. Was great. Great Danes are awesome to.
ah yes…there’s another song that should be retired forever…that song where you hear these broads singing “THIS WILL BE!” over and over again. I’ve hated that shit ever since the first day I heard it. [media=youtube]JJlZ2cMZk5Q[/media] It may have been ruined due to constant use on commercials. It makes me think “tv commercial” at this point, which has ruined any other good impression it could’ve had for me.
That big-booty whitegirl just performed on American Idol…too bad she has too much clothing on tonight. Since she is white, there is probably a good chance she’s ashamed of that wonderfully plump caboose. Sadly, they are less likely to be proud of having a nice thick/fat ass. Of course this could also be a good thing in that this shame they have…could also lead to a low level of self esteem…and that’s always a good thing to the vultures out there like me. More women should have low self esteem, so things can just be easier. Fuck a challenge.
I don’t get it…
I was gonna ask but I didn’t see the bird part.
I thought that was just ducks though. Ducks are the only bird I heard that about. Though every time I’ve seen a duck I didn’t have any Alka-Seltzer on me, so I cannot confirm it through experience.
hell yeah Some Kind of Wonderful is on. This is '80s gold here…typical ridiculous teen movie shit from that time. Main character was such a dumbass for not realizing the feelings of Mary Stuart Masterson’s character. Also, she was way more appealing than Lea Thompson, imo.
Pia Toscano on American Idol – salad-toss worthy.
Whaaaat… I didn’t remember this scene where Eric Stoltz’s character withdrew his college money from the bank to apparently buy those earrings(?). I’m on the same side as the dad with this issue. That was a ‘stoopid’ move, son. If I were Dad in that scenario…it would take a great deal of restraint to keep me from unleashing some HULK-level rage on my son.
I assume that myth that it makes them explode or something right?
Casey Jones from the TMNT movie is in Some Kind of Wonderful.
Bout to be on dat stream. Watch me get my shit wrecked
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Marvel 3 really needs spec mode. Watching two cards hump each other is gay.
Good effort, SWB!
Fucking Mag…
As I see it.
I saw u wit that Trish SW. Would’ve been live if you came back. That Magnus was kinda beast.
Monkeys are cool cuz they’re like children that you don’t need to keep alive. Just hand em some knifes, boxing gloves, and roller blades, and watch the insanity
I had a ferret back in the day. Amazingly great pets, but they steal every fucking thing you own and hide it. When I went to buy mine, the lady pulls two out that I wanted to look at. The first one bit her in the neck and held on like a fucker while that fat bitch SCREAMED. I bought the other one.
Ferret bowling and dancing/hopping ftw.
Hey Valaris, I asked this in the NHL thread, but I doubt you have ever set foot in there:
What would it take to get you to wear a Chara jersey and go for a stroll down Rue St Lawrence???
Choked against the Dammed…
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