SRK Lounge ver. 4 "Steve Buscemi haunts my dreams"

Word? What happened? Turned his other cheek toward someone else and wouldn’t return your prayers anymore? Dude’s a ho. You can find much better saviors who won’t abandon you for 30 pieces of silver cockrings.

Might I introduce you to our lord Hugo Weaving?

Wait wait wait time out. You’re obviously older then 10.

So for a decade you were tight with Jesus, what about the decade before that were you tight with Buddah?

What about now?

Are you going to go through a different religion every decade?

nah you introduced me to hugo weaving before but he’s not my type.

if i ever had to choose a religion, i’d pick islam.

  1. lower likelihood of getting beheaded if i ever got kidnapped by terrorists - i’m one of them now amirite?
  2. islam has only been fucking up recently. in the past, they made many contributions to math and science, whereas their white christian counterparts were wallowing in ignorance during the dark ages.
  3. likewise, they had some good role models in the past. saladin was a badass, and he was quite chivalrous. whereas the popes have been molesting little boys since the dawn of time.
  4. my wife can’t talk back and i can give her a black eye if she steps out of line? FUCK YEAH

but no seriously though, buddhism or taosim would be cool, cause i’m asian.

You would slap your wife, but not your dog?

Oh I get it now you’re one of those PETA guy.

MYSTERY #2 SOLVED.

Chinese aren’t terribly religious you know that. So before I was BFF with jesus, the only religious stuff I did was burn incense for my ancestors. I guess that made me a Confucianist? Even while I was BFF with jesus, I was still bowing down to ancestors and burning incense, but I felt really guilty about cheating on my BFF. I’m still a Confucian today I guess.

:rofl:

cold blooooooooooooooooooooded

Well Buddhism is easier to discover in Civ 4.

I’m not down with Peta, but I’d shank pretty much every single person that posts in here if it was a choice between you or my dog.

I am lolling hard

(So I guess this stupid toolbar is here to stay. I’d say that I “hope” it’s only for a while, but we know what that hope is always a lie, so…)

Ugh at sleeping until noon again. Perhaps I should try to go to sleep stupidly early.

Since I started this fan fiction thing, this post will be even longer than usual. Apologies.

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More seriously, was this before you went to bed? Or immediately after waking up?

Like goody said, those are “Fix Fics” and not all of those can be summed up in just one paragraph. Hell, you could say the same of most book reviews, regular books or even summations, but you would then realize that how silly it sounds to ask people to try sum up every story in one single paragraph.

Probably “Slash Fic” or “Mary Sue Fic”. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s both. Those tend to be less “Fix Fic” than “fix me up with someone in fiction through a thinly-veiled author stand-in Fic”.

Well, Supes is a naive dumbass even at the best of times, so this totally fits.

“Preach it, goody” and such.

I can’t say I’m surprised that you would hold this line of thought…

Meh, fan fiction is the same as fiction, just unpublished/without the hassle of having to go through publishing. No shame in wanting to write regardless of what medium it’s put across. There should only be embarrassment if it’s total shit like “My Immortal” or something.

Speaking of FFVIII, thanks for reminding me that I still need to read the “The Gunblade Saga” by Peptuck, especially since he had already done a “reload” of it years ago.

Hey. Don’t bring me into that damn meme, especially when that meme isn’t even remotely clever.

Nice to know that you’ve privacy, isn’t it?

I don’t have an alternate. I left space open for you like a day, but then you didn’t reply after that and PuFF took your space. I’d have to get rid of someone, maybe Stabby (which I’d feel bad about), to make another space for you. Please give me a day to decide.

What Grog said. Otherwise, ckrazy is right for them most part, Radiantsilvergun.

Really? I had heard that quite a few of those books were actually kind of decent, especially in comparison to those pieces of trash. Maybe those were the comics, though. It’s easy for me to get confused because I’m not that big a fan of Star Wars to begin with.

I totally remember that.

Yeah. I mean, 12 men at once? Massive slut, that one.

Whachoo talkin’ 'bout, Bunnyman?

Ephi is white.

The fact that he changed his handle to “Fir” strongly implies he is in fact a white “she”, also.

But I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt on the whole gender issue.

As I see it.

Damn it’s like that huh? I never found the fascination with dogs or any animal for that fact. We would chop off the head of a chicken and fried that mother fucker, but we treat dogs better than our children, and suppose?

I was flipping through the channel like 2 months ago, and I think it was Dr. Phil.

Story about a married couple who have a pet dog. The dog listened to everything the wife says, and constantly bites and attack the husband. Yet the wife who claims she loves him won’t get rid of the dog, so husbands gets bitten every single day.

Michael Vick proves killing dog > killing people. The Green River killer didn’t even get that much hate. The Zodiac guy had a movie made after him…

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

P.S Ronin if you were drowning and I had to save you or my dog I would save you. Too bad you wouldn’t do the same for me. :sad:

My dog would probably jump in the water and save us both, then call you and me pussies for not swimming right.

I can swim though!! I’m just saying hypothetically I get cramp or something.

Oh and Jie I don’t know if Chinese people do this, but Vietnamese men who are fed up with their wife bitchiness, usually lure them to take a “vacation” back to Vietnam. The moment the plane lands they beat the shit out of them, then send their ass back to America.

Since you’re a wife beater and all. :rolleyes:

I don’t know you have the money to do shit like this, maybe you should try it out sometime with a random hooker.

I’m not a fan of dogs. That said, I wouldn’t hurt once unless I had to. Though if it came to it viciously attacking me, you can believe that fucker is getting maimed or dying just like a person. Fuck that “man’s best friend” noise.

How did you finally get saved?

The Weaving Way>8 Fold Path.

And those are just the ones we know of…

As I see it.

You guys think dogs are loyal?

You haven’t fucked with a mother fucking goose yet.

Man, goose form odd-couple friendship - CBS News Video

(Seriously, how do you minimize piece of shit toolbar? Or at least stop it from “updating” CMN I could hardly care less about?)

Hmmm…so it seems that right from the get-go, Devil May Cry 3 is a lot more forward about not taking itself seriously. I think I can maybe get behind that.

I don’t think anyone here besides thurst is into bestiality, so that’s a given.

I don’t think people understand the extent Michael Vick went to. He didn’t just kill dogs. He went out of his way to torture them. Cutting off their eyelids, repeatedly slamming them against the floor and walls, dousing them in water to electrocute them more thoroughly, removing all of a female dog’s teeth with wrenches so she can be easily raped by other dogs, etc.

PETA is a piece of shit organization and I can understand other cultures eating dogs, but Michael Vick is fucked up in the head and I don’t think anyone should be enabling him.

Exactly. What he did was beyond just having two dogs fight in his back yard.