SRK Lounge ver. 20 The Wonder Twins were as useless as candles and flowers for RockB

:rofl: Please tell me the boss was a grey-haired black woman with one of those 100-pound purses? That woulda been perfect.

-Starhammer-

outside of your kicking hitbox

…with me

i have to admit, those are MUCH higher than i’d expect. i’d expect <50%.
troll update: gretchen carlson from fox and friends questioned serena williams’ use of the word ā€œhaterā€ (at an umpire) having a racial undertone.

Odin:

be on the lookout. That escaped child snatcher is heading your way. Everybody knows you gotta go to the Prairies to TRULY disappear.

also lol good luck finding that fucker. Especially given that they keep asking for him to come in, over the TV. Once he hits forest or mountains, he’s GONE. Good luck catching him with 100 of our best BC (lol riots) and Alberta (oil thugs) cops, if he don’t wanna come in.

It sucks that I hardly ever remember my dreams anymore, if they do still happen. (*apparently a dream always occurs, but some people don’t remember it most of the time) The last one I recall was a few weeks ago… I looked out a window and saw an alien ship landing…a large number of aliens were coming out of the ship…and amongst them was Bill Cosby, with his Leonard, Part 6 outfit on. From that point on I was just standing there, puzzled… wondering why Bill Cosby was hanging out with the aliens. Cosby even smiled as he looked at me and other people, like he was thinking ā€œheh hehhhh… you can’t figure this out, can you? hee heeeee ohooooo daaaaaahā€ and various other goofy Cosby Soundsā„¢ he likes to make.

There was another more uneventful one where I was walking somewhere, but it was on the side of a building, like there was a sideways gravitational pull allowing me to do that.

Oh jeez the Onion :rofl:
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He can move into any little hick city and no one will ever find him.
But remember, it was BC that had the hooker pig farm.

Canadians can’t drive.

Sup SRK?

Agreed.

ok wait, hooker pig farm? you gotta give me some more info on that shit son.

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id rather it be gone. id like to know for 100% a girl is into me, not because they have some crazy notion that its a giant experiement to see if the myth is true…or to make daddy mad cause im the big black man.

lol woke to this on my facebook wall…my friend nate going around singing to starbucks bitches for free cofee.
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And get clown makeup all over your kicks?

stomp a mud hole in them bitches.

Stomping mudholes. Walk them dry.

Hey when you guys Edit your posts does the edit box turn blinding white when you try to type? I can’t even see my fucking font when i edit a post and my eyes want to kill me for subjecting them to suck torture.

Is this in the dark skin? No problem with the light skin (as with everything of course).

yups, white for sure.

I’ve never had that problem. Consult your nearest eye doctor if you continue to have vision problems and plan to use your computer for extended periods of time.