Just get a prenup.
Stop being stupid ROCK. I AM VSLASH, I TYPES IN CAPS IN ALL POSTS. PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
So you are against the act of a civil union in the eyes of the state, not in the binding of a couple usually for religious reasons.
- you’ve acted for years as some kind of srk relationship councelor, when you are not giving advice from personal experience. shit the last time you had foreplay you drop kicked a bitch.
2.you assume people are doing the marriage thing for legal or tax reasons. Like syke pointed out, many of us do it for religious, as well as family reasons. People can feel like their not truly married til they got their marriage license.
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your about the same age as me…how bout before you truly diss marriage wait til we’re in our 30’s. all our friends are just starting their lives, gettin married up. alot of people have finally gotten a lil dough at this point to do it.
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You are too fuckin young to claim marriage is a sham. fall in love, hate your ex, do the drunk dial before you start sayin this nonsense. fuck…get laid in this new decade.
Yeah, once again…
Marriage? = 
x1000000000.
I also love how most guys are supposed to pretend and put on that false smile of “Congratulations!” and all that whenever someone they know puts out the “good” news about getting hitched (to a wrecking ball that only signifies unspeakable misery and despair, along with the loss of all personal freedom and financial ruin. Yeah, “congratulations” on that. It’s like congratulating someone who was just diagnosed with AIDS, cancer, and the news that their child was kidnapped by a known serial child rapist a few minutes ago. Congratulations!) Fortunately for me, I’m forever safe from that since 100% of women in existence would rather literally go to Hell forever than be with me for any significant amount of time in an intimate way. Oh yeahhhhh there’s all kinds of mixed emotions up in dis biiiiiitchhhhhhhh! :eek:
Yo Pink lemonade airheads are godlike.
Holy shit, my sides hurt. :lol:
God, I wish SRK would let me like posts more than once.
God Dammit do I love watermelon.
HA! LOL! And the like.
Get em Maxx, get em…
Speaking of getting em, liberal arts students are easy… fuck this I need to front like I go to one of those colleges…
White girls, yall so free:sad:…
I’ll probably end up marrying someone I have a kid with… if a bitch want me, she gonna have to trap my ass…
Fuck that nigga. I need to be reincarnated as Clint Eastwood. Ain’t no bitch finna turn down my American royalty, saloon lounging, Octoroon ball attending, swifty hair, tailored suit wearing ass at a liberal arts school.
who said i’m hung up on marriage? im hung up on the fact every thread about marriage that pops up in it…your in it droppin knowledge about how marriage sucks. no your not in the relationship thread…your in every other fuckin thread.
also the last time i told a girl i loved her was in 2004…so i dunno how i am sayin im in love with every girl.
quit while your behind like a lil kid in a helmet on the short bus
You’re right Bogart.
It is a legal agreement that allows the women to take half your shit, and more if things go sour. No matter whos at fault for the separation.
Only thing I can suggest is a good lawyer and a prenup, and even then those might not save you.
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Makes me want to get on my crushed velvet suit swag…
Based God helped me count my felonies and now he teaching me how to fuck white liberal arts students, thank you Based God…
If you have a kid with some broad, whether you’re married or not, she’ll be caking off of you…
holy shit buying a girl a tix to an event is professing love? nigga it really has been a while since you went out with a girl.
I wake up to this every morning.
I think the lot of you would wife up this type of chick no problem.
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what? i dunno wtf that means. sorry, i havent loved a chick since my early 20’s. being into a girl and loving a girl are two verrry different things.
This conversation makes me want to dropkick a bitch, marry her, dropkick her again, fuck her sister, dropkick her sister, divorce her, marry her sister, dropkick her sister, dropkick their mother, marry all 3 of them, divorce all of them, give them all my wealth per divorce laws and lawyer’s fees, and go to Denny’s for a Grand Slam breakfast as the only decent meal I’ll have had the entire time.
Disregard bitches. Acquire sausage and eggs.
Bought 3S:OE. Time to get stomped all over again…
Get a dog. A dog will always be happy to see you.
sorry your just as horrible wit reading people as you are with relationship advice. she was a girl who i dated for a summer and then i moved on. i didnt love her, you clearly cant tell that.