You know what’s going to seem crazy to kids growing up now? Wood TVs. Not just the plastic TVs with the shitty wood paneling painted on the side (who’s idea was that shit, anyway?). But actual TV units made out of wood, though some of the people in this peer group you may have only seen it at your grandmother’s house, or something.
The idea that there used to be TVs made out of wood will blow people’s fucking minds, if they’ve only grown up with HDTVs and iPads and smartphones.
I’m still worried about having to explain to my future circus rejects…i mean kids… about rewinding my movies and music.
Yup son, if I wanted to hear that song again, I had to wait like 2 minutes. And then the fucking tape would get eaten. And I had to spend 403 minutes with a fucking butter knife rolling that shit back in.
[details=Spoiler]nah, this one wasn’t that bad off at least. the last one i looked at was though and the one before that?
“my laptop CD drive doesn’t work for past month (latino) now i get no sound”
"ok i’ll take a look at it"
i’m looking at it. it’s got no feet. every laptop i’ve ever had to work on has never had all of its feet. i don’t know who to blame for that. “where do you use this laptop the most?”
“on my bed?”
“do you put something flat underneath it or just leave it like this”
“leave it like that”
the fluffy blanket on her bed covered all the vent holes and the fan intake. the fan isn’t moving any air. the laptop is warped.
“your laptop is melted.”
“melt… what is mel- like ice cream?”
“yes, like ice cream”
“oh noooo. can you fix?”
“no, sorry, but i can take all of your stuff off of it before it completely breaks”
“ok”
also i don’t blame her completely. i looked up that certain HP model and a few people’s had melted and they had their stuff on hard surfaces and a couple had all their feet. apparently the fan sucks and is prone to failure. STOP BUYING A 300 COMPUTER W/ A 100 DOLLAR REBATE OFFER :mad:[/details]
probably because i’m not a person that goes on tube sites like a pleb unless some crazy shit is going on. people that go on tube sites exclusively don’t really like porn, they just want something to quickjizz to so they can go back to striking out on plentyoffish. if i like a certain chick, i’m going to try to get stuff from that chick. all of it. just think of how much content even a moderately popular chick with a website puts out in their career. i want all of it, plus all the stuff they do that they don’t post on their sites.
it only outlives it’s purpose because you don’t really like it in the first place. be honest with yourself.
Real playas tell every girl they meet they love them. Then they fuck them, then they tell them “I don’t love you no more bitch BE GONE!”
That’s how real playas do. Step your shit up. It’s okay Maxx keep loving these bitches. Then stop loving these bitches, and love new bitches. Tell three different bitches you love them at the same time and watch them not get mad at you but each other. That’s when you know you’re on another level.
Ha! I never realized how balla that was. I got’s me a console (that’s a TV kids) with wood imported from the Amazon rain forest.
I hate server upgrades. Actually no, I hate WINDOWS servers period. When this one nigga from work calls me back talking all white, then I know shit’s about to get real. Shit just got real. :tdown:
only 20 virii, bruh? i worked with a guy (mind you i work for an ISP!) who had me fix his machine. 112 trojans. fucking blew my shit away.
porn collection: i’ve got a single 750gb external, twin TB internals and another TB that is mixed with that pron and various other shit like anime and kof13 + some bd rips of various movies (wolfman, machete, and some others i can’t seem to call atm). so discounting the last TB drive with at least half of it filled with the pronz, that’s 2.75TB of dedicated porn that is combed fairly regularly to delete lame shit (if found) and verify no duplicates. if lame shit is found it is replaced with some of the new from my drive that isn’t taken into consideration of the 2.75TB count. i also don’t fuck with ISO’s, those are wastes of space and i don’t want to have to buy fucking 100 drives for my porn.
they piss me off almost as much as the single scenes that are like 1.3GB+ that i am forced to download due to not wanting to watch some retarded ‘sd’ version of something which is the same resolution but the bitrate is just hammered and looks like fucking garbo. not all sd variants are shit quality though, i will comb the internet to look for acceptable sd versions of hd scenes (500-600mb versus the gb+ single scene); however, there are like 4-5 singles i have that just can’t be replaced with lower qual vids unless i wanted to do it myself.
trust me, i GB’s of pron (when i was still rocking dial up).
also: lol brazzers son. that shit is hilarious. most of those sites aren’t even scenes they filmed themselves, just put their watermark on with (maybe) permission to do so by the company to filmed them if they throw some scrilla back after they get money for it.
my internet google/porn-fu is crazy and going to 4chan’s gif section is now a mini game i play. those ‘sauce’ threads for instance, i can name most of them off the top, some others require a little digging through the collection but yeah. On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a *throne of blood. *but with porn.
fuck yeah son, every which way but loose and shit! clint eastwood is like what ll was spittin on in rock the bells. don’t fuck with eastwood son.
yeah me too, but there are a few scenes that require me to do so mayne. it stings at first when you think about how much space a single file is sitting there eating up, but if it’s something you downloaded even with those standards all you need to do is remind yourself why you downloaded it via viewing and enhance your calm.
lol.
also about 3SO for 360, anyone got that yet and if so, is there 2 frame issues like the ps3 version? oh well, i’m still gonna cop that shit and put ma fuckas in that karakusa with a side of hugo’in down. big dudes for life.
edit: here’s my rule(s) of thumb for porn:
-dvd rips should be 700MB/dvd/cd
-if the dvd/cd i’m looking at isn’t 100% good i will find split scenes, no questions.
-single scenes should NOT be larger than any single dvd/cd rip - unless certain special conditions are made, those also are not static conditions so it’s a case by case basis.
-scenes that are over or near 1GB are not to be downloaded unless acceptable ‘SD’ versions aren’t available or are otherwise higher tier.
Anyone see Jim Carrey’s video professing his love for Emma Stone? I can’t figure out if it’s desperate, insane, a stunt or just ceepy, though I imagine it’s a combination of several…
The fuck marriage mentality makes me wonder, what long-term goals do you have? Do you eventually want a not-wife and kids, or to lone wolf it perpetually?
House,wife, and maybe kids was always in the books, for me. And I want to do it all better than my parents did.
and the one before that?