SRK Lounge Ver. 19. Why doesn't my watermelon airhead taste anything like real watermelon?

I never heard her say nigger. Just her talking about every time she had some nigger dick. This must’ve been her.

lol she says nigger a bunch. as well as spic,cracker ect.

I have a question for you porn “veterans” over here: how does your collection reach Terabyte status? I love porn, but I only have 20 GB at the moment. That could change after my tube site raid tonight, but not by much. How in the hell do you guys have over 1000 GB? Is it a video quality thing?

Let me guess. It was in 800 x 600 resolution, possibly, but not probably in 16-bit color? MmmmHmmmm.

I had the exact same thing right down to the Spanish. Is the keyboard Spanish too? I had a laptop from Mexico to work on and it didn’t matter if I changed it to English because I still had all sorts of unrecognizable tildes and shit to decipher. Trying to figure out which key would let me access the English special characters was impossible, so I just gave up and transferred a .txt file with all those characters in them and used cut/paste like a boss. :tup:

I guess I’m just one of those “you’ve outlived your purpose” dudes. I’ll delete something in a minute if I know I won’t miss it. These tube sites have me cocky as hell, like the mob in the Dark Knight. I used to hoard like I’d die if I got rid of something, and now it’s nothing for me to knock off whole gigs. There’s always newer shit out there.

dope. sometimes america’s got talent has some really crazy shit. semi video game related

Paying for the wedding means selling the collection. All misb/mosc.

Not pictured: TM Cheetor
Not for Sale: 20th Optimus

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My solution would be to have a smaller wedding.

Sheeit…Harvey is a great ass name. If it keeps winning I’ma be forced to name my firstborn son that.

yeah…your the best relationship advisor

Weigh it. If it’s something you can do without if you ever lose your wife, then sell it. But if you’re gonna be sore for it when you’re lonely crying in an Embassy Suites econo room, then keep em and tell her to knock off a few from the guest list. :tup:

In the end it’s just plastic in a box man. Just keep your favorite and sell the rest.

Congrats in getting married. Maybe you’ll get promoted so you can be rich enough to buy all the sealed transformers that have ever existed.

“How’d they get the money to pay for this?”

“He sold all his toys and made like 100 grand”

“We’ve gotta get us some mothafuckin toys”

maybe you should be in a relationship that lasts longer than a video game match before you can make outlandish statements.

round 1 fight

Internet Fight! GoGoGo!

You have no fucking clue how goddamn hard I’m laughing right now. Holy shit.

It is turtle ass SF4 or three hits and you die ST?

YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOUR WORDS BETTER MAXX.

maxx is my hero

I’m still laughing.

Haha Maxx, Godlike.