This discussion is getting trifling as shit. Time for me to take a step out…
I thought only the bottom was technically ‘not human’?
If the top were to be mermaid, what exactly would it consist of / look like?
you cant tell me how hot or unhot a made up creature is
Game. Set. Match.
I can. It is HOT.
Put it in her boel hoel AKA fish gills. I’ve hear from some wise sailors that they feel like 100 tiny virgin vaginas at the same time.
man hookin a fish in the gills is mad gross
But she isn’t a fish, SHE’S A MERMAID!
So… Mermaids money shot onto you then. Oh how the tables have turned.
I wonder what mermaid anal is like
i imagine it smells much like a fish tank.
I think it’s a lot deeper than that. The more time I spent reading and watching the issues the more I’ve come to realize that it’s just one big joke, and I hate to sound like some gun-hoarding conspiracy nut, but most of these issues are clearly skimming the surface and comfortably ignoring the unshakable problem-
Big business runs America.
I mean let’s be real here, Obama might’ve gotten incredible financial support from his future constituents but most of that invisible money came from businessmen with special interests, basically corporate loan sharking except for clandestine favors which we never hear about and get muddled into some complex set of actions misconstrued as either indifference or well-timed action from the President. We then see this play out on screen as some political drama when the script has already been laid out, the job of each actor/politician is to now ad-lib their own justifications and pretend like their representative party is paramount, when it’s a thickly guised, reinforced facade of bullshit.
The best part about this system is that everyone feels that they know enough to play the blame game. Some blame the President for not fulfilling his direct promises, some blame the Democrats for financially ruining us in the 90s which affected the '08 economic collapse, and some blame the Republicans for being rigid and temperamental on every concession. Then individual congressmen are blamed for any small manifestation of lobbying/embezzling corruption which they only represent a crumb of this large pie.
Even the politicians themselves are given roles in which they think they know what’s up but are actually just pawns of convenience until they’ve worn out their political usefulness and become expendable for whatever reasons. Then they get shoved into the media limelight while we throw rotten fruit at them and laugh, believing that “Yay! Justice has been served!” We channel our frustrations onto these salient individuals because the true faces of corruption are comfortably invisible to the point that even suggesting their existence makes others view you as a conspiracy nut waiting for a podium.
Realization set in when I saw the way petroleum companies behaved. The gas hikes due to “perceived” instabilities, (especially in 3rd quarter of '04) then the drastic fall immediately after Bush got elected. The fact that they’ve known since the 60s that oil was a limited resource and steadily declining, but it has meant nothing to them. Every action is taken with a devil-may-care attitude because these corporations know the system enough to branch out into new roles while pretending to be socially empathetic with minute-long commercials about “going green” and creating new “clean” technologies that never see light. Eventually, as one nexus branch gets cut, several new ones sprout from the fringes.
Worst part? We don’t know what to believe even when we believe it. Just like with the party lines, where the age of critical thinking and objectively neutrality are long gone and everything is now “US vs Dem”. People get so polarized into their “roles” of perceived rationality that it is impossible to find a mental middleground.
The result? Conspiracy-philes get no checks and balances for their theories; they end up going into every direction until they mix logical assertions with grand delusion. On the other hand, the rational “we see life like the news tells us to” normies see the surface issues and feel gratified knowing that they have the intellectual capacities to understand the problems and vocalize their means of solving them, while never feeling the need to prod deeper. It might occur to them that there are some discrepancies in how the paradigm shifts cycle, but digging deeper would make them too uncomfortable; because no one want to be labeled a, “conspiracy nut.”
It’s all wonderfully and woefully brilliant in execution, a self-oiled machine.
Alison Brie is a result genetics working in a profoundly proper way, even down to genotype traits like her cutely nuanced voice. Your esoteric personal preferences and recognition of Brie’s popularity for obvious reasons are why you prefer Gillian Jacobs, but Brie is clearly hotter in every context.
Brie being confirmed as a total freak is an added bonus as well.
P.S., Jacobs has scarier eyes IMO.
re: Huffington Post
I have a Chrome plugin to specifically filter out news articles from the Huffington Post on reddit. That should tell you my opinion on them.
Well actually, it does other things too, but that’s the main thing I want to filter out.
If all toasters came with vaginas, how long would it take before you tried one out?
exactly the length of time it would take to make toast. I mean, I’m not going to fuck the toaster and then make toast, that’s just silly.
i imagine the toasting procedure warms it right up too, and afterwards you have an energy gaining meal waiting for you
ahhh horrible lolololol.
why would Wanye Brady do such a thing?
I mean, it’s not like he’s going “to run after me” for saying that…
I agree. If we could get everyone in the lounge to rock a Reboot av long enough to have a full page worth of posts made by people with reboot avs, something special may happen.
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i need to find a site that streams breaking bad 
i dont even remotely look like him
I think AMC streams new eps. Not to mention, they tend to be available via… other means, the day after they’ve aired.