SRK Lounge Ver 18. The Swedish Chef Edition

as long as we have a zero-sum electoral system, we’re going to continue to suffer under two-party representation. it’s inevitable

we need proportional representation, we need run-off elections, etc. we need to eliminate a system where someone can be voted against by 60% of the people and still get elected

How delightfully MILFy. Surprised it took this long for this kind of fanart to surface.

lol is viper’s man black what is she doing with all that gnac

Dems were operating under the assumption that Republicans have a rational fear of mutually assured destruction. I can’t blame Obama for not realizing just how mind-bogglingly stupid these people are capable of being.

But if he hasn’t figured it out by now, that layer of dust that has gathered upon his pimp hand will never be shaken off.

Am I the only person that finds Gillian Jacobs more attractive than Allison Brie? She has a better body than Brie, who is just a generically cute Jewish girl with tits. The rest of her, apart from her “I mutilate bunny rabbits” eyes, is only okay. Not that I wouldn’t hit Brie (I’d smang the shit out of her), I’m just saying the other Community chick is way hotter.

(Thanks, Manx. I didn’t need that image.)

I’m back from my walk. I’m still kinda weirded out realized that all this construction has made an unlit “Rape Corridor” around where I walk now. Wonder how long it will take for something bad to happen around that area…

If that’s what you were getting it, then you should probably said that rather than saying that I was blaming everything on the Tea Party. Because saying they’re full of idiots–I try not use the word “retards”, which I guess is a “homo” thing to worry about–and that they would help ruin the country is markedly different than saying this started or this is all because of them–Obama fucked up by not getting things in December or even when he had a Democratic majority in Congress still.

I don’t really see why I have to cite specific people when it’s pretty obvious that most of the people that try to court or are “in” The Tea Party that get air or have political clout have no idea what they’re talking about or how to actually fix the problem of huge deficit (among other things). I say this even if they’re not a “real” political party, by which I’m guessing you mean they’re basically just a part of the Republican party and not an actual third party, in which case…duh–I point out that you brought up “third party” stuff first given that my point was that it’s generally idiotic for poor or middle class people to vote for Republicans given that (modern-day) Republicans generally tend to only carry about the rich and corporations and the Tea Party movement is basically the bizarre culmination of that: the poor and downtrodden lobbying for the rich and untaxed.

I never said they were. I was just saying, since you brought it up, if they WERE a third party, people would have a right to bitch about them because most of them or, at least, the most vocals of them are obviously know next-to-nothing and don’t get called out it all that often outside of partisan stuff.

…Okay? And? I don’t recall ever saying that we didn’t need to get our spending in order or that fiscal conservatism is insane, just that The Tea Party, like other Republicans and any Democrats who didn’t want additional tax revenue, wasn’t going to fix the problem even if they said/thought they were going to.

It doesn’t help, however, that most of the people who spout fiscal conservatism, even “in” the Tea Party, are massive hypocrites about it. So, yes, it’s kinda difficult trying to get behind that idea coming from the Republican side after all the blank checks they gave Bush, especially when they accuse Obama of doing the same thing over a lesser amount and with far less cooperation.

Again, I never said they were assholes for bringing it up. I said they were idiots for how they wanted to solve it.

If you’re going to make a rent payment analogy, then shouldn’t you at least acknowledge that some of the people who claim to be “Tea Party people” had the “strategy” of not wanting to pay the rent at all because “nothing bad” would happen?

Pretty sure this is why we’re ultimately disagreeing on this. You’re acting like The Right or The Left aren’t already aware of the spending problem. They’re aware; they just don’t care for varying reason and choose to scapegoat various things instead.

Hell, even know doing the debt ceiling debate, you know what most people were more focused on? Jobs.

Trust me. When I say the Tea Party section of the Republican party is insane, I’m hardly saying they have monopoly on insanity or inanity.

Well, look forward to that never happening because new political movements rarely mean shit or, if they work, usually become abominations that end up doing more harm than good. Even I did, I’m pretty sure that, unlike the Tea Party, I would say that I had nothing to do with those crazy people after kindly asking them to get the fuck out.

also it’s really dumb if you think a failure to raise the debt ceiling would lead to default
the us would still be capable of paying it’s bills. it just wouldn’t be allowed to borrow any money to do so

(So much posting on SRK today.)

Sigh. I miss when this thread wasn’t about how fucked American politics are (given how obvious that is). I blame the Tea Party. J/k.

But, seriously, why did Million have to go silent all of a sudden? Perhaps he’s trying to recoup his panty losses.

True, but let’s not act like it would be able to pay everything or that nothing bad would happen, which is what a lot of people who were saying not to raise the debt ceiling were pretending would happen. “Oh, everything will be fine. Trust me. The government is lying.”

Right, person who is part of the government that they claim to be lying.

You know, technically, if she’s a mermaid, she wouldn’t have feet.

I don’t know why I’m saying this. I’m bored.

DEBATE: If a mermaid exchanges her fin for legs, is she still a mermaid?

(Debate moderated by Sheppard Smith)

I think it depends if she gets human innards or not. Fish vajayjay is still fish. Who knows if mermaids even have sex. Maybe the female lays the eggs and the male jerks off over it like fish. Maybe that is how Ariel and the prince got it on in The Little Mermaid.

Unrelated but http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2023917/Jeremy-Irons-If-man-pats-womans-hes-just-friendly.html#ixzz1UXkePboW
Embracing his creepiness.

Doesn’t matter who gets elected, we are going to continually get gangbanged by big business lobbying and interest to the point where we’ll bitch about shit again. The scope of the problem is so damn huge that the best we can do is blame a bunch of random little shit. Truth is the electoral college system is retarded; not enough people are voting for the things that matter in the local government, state congress and federal congress; and there needs to be some sort of campaign reform and lobbying reform that makes being a politician less lucrative than it is right now.

Even more shit to that, but right now, as a country, we are the puss covered corpse of a capitalist gang rape. We let them grow and do amazing things and now we get to suffer under the same axe.

Back to sleep I go!

real talk hide your pinky at EVO next year, hater.

don’t think i won’t.

Brie’s legs are the worst i’ve seen since X-tina.

I think that it is close enough that it could go either way. I like tits better, but I don’t even know if that puts Brie ahead. Probably the thing I most think about while watching community.

I actually considered the mermaid thing as I made the AV and realized that nope. The only thing that physically makes her a mermaid is her fish anatomy. Being able to breathe air and walk pretty much makes her a human who doesn’t know anything about life on the surface, and has the softest feet EVER, considering that they are brand-spanking new, just like a baby’s only full grown onto an adult’s body. God, that’s really hot. :tup:

i hope to satan somebody brought this up in here and you arent just willfully sharing this information

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Bought a loaf of bread last night, to make sammiches for work. Wake up this morning, open the bag of bread, and WHAM. Fucking mold.

I am taking this loaf to the store after work, and hitting the cashier in the fucking face with it.

oh, and that riddle fucking sucked ass

Both kinda.

Thanks to my man Keits, our combo vid got displayed on the front page. Check it out, fellas!

/shamelessplug

Also, Manx, that’s creepy as all fucking shit.

lolsweet then it is all fair game, if ursula had been baller she would have cursed ariel with still having to have fish sex, clutch of eggs shottin out her vaghole and then whats his name gets to jack off on them

If you were to fuck a mermaid…which half would you want to be human?
Top or bottom?

Just creepy either way IMO…