SRK Lounge Ver 18. The Swedish Chef Edition

Man. Sounds like an episode of Law & Order, except pops self-destructing at the end. Then again, I rarely ever see the ending coming on those shows either.

-Starhammer-

just download it.

Maybe he isn’t a thieving degenerate and doesn’t wish to purchase it.

I need to see the old episodes.

And I don’t want to download each episode of every season one by one by one by one.

lol you can d/l episodes in bundle packs too.

Then find a pack, those have tons of seeds. Its how I’ve been watching supernatural.

lol that’s cute.

lolol someones got jokes.

I dunno maxx… I think you and Koko have a lot in common.
For one, you are both black… You like parrots and parachute pants.

I think it would be perfect.

yo maxx does the cast get in the way when you’re jacking off?

Demonoid has a season 1-3 pack.

why you so gay?

I’m a little late, but for the mermaid question, it would HAVE to be the top half being female. Sure, I don’t get no calves or a proper vagina and anus, but I can still titty fuck, get blowjobs, and give a proper facial

and yes, I would totally fuck the Little Mermaid

anywho, I had to spend 40 minutes today trying to explain to some dude from Georgia how to open Internet Explorer, and go to a website. Long story short, he failed miserably :frowning:

Hi, I’m Vynce. Hopefully that last post has you thinking about fucking mermaids.

The Little Mermaid became fully human and lost the ability to speak at the same time. Teach her to make sandwiches and you’re set for life.

just think of how much faster this conversation would have ended if you had just answered the question. now i have to threaten you with gay violence.

gay violence

Spoiler

real talk if you don’t answer the question imma throw confetti on your penis. not like you can run away from it.

(Hunh. Never thought that I’d regret linking to Cracked so much.)

Did SRK explode for anyone briefly last night? Because I was about to start typing something and it was like “LOL, CLOUDFLARE!”

Straight into the ground.

I’m going to have to link to TVTropes to answer this since otherwise I’d have to link directly to a NSFW picture. Click on the link for Rene Magritte under “Art”.

Also, I refuse to answer this question, chiefly because it’s stupid–human, silent Ariel is superior anyway. If the top half was human, she’d have to look like a manatee to survive anyway.

That’s not…attractive (to anyone but kaz or Black Jesus, and I’m sure they don’t do fish women).

relevant to the mermaid discussion:

As soon as I read The Damned’s post about SRK blowin up, SRK blew up for me. I blame you Damned…I just wanted you to know.

so now i got this giant ass machine for my leg that cause it to automatically bend. i gotta do 10 more degrees every few days starting from 45 degree bend. I can tell this is gonna be one fucking long ass road to recovery.