is that actually good?
I don’t particularly care for collard greens either. LIke, if I’m fixing my own plate, I’ll skip. I’ll eat it if somebody else makes my plate, though.
stop eating that slave shit.
i’m taking a break on the memes this thread
(also i’m not gonna lie, when i was looking up pictures of greens some of them were looking quite tasty 
)
So we found the wizard on netflix. Now. This movie is ridiculous on so many levels but two fucking hilarious things happened. First, my son is now running around saying " I love the power glove. It’s so bad!" and second, Toby Maguire is in this movie and he has a mullet.
Classic.
We should hire the announcer from this movie for Evo.
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Sheeeeeeit,
I don’t like the smell, but greens are alright. The only positive thing I can say about them is that they aren’t repulsive…like brussel sprouts. I also don’t like the fact that greens are so juicy. This presents the problem of them “infecting” other foods on the plate…it’s why they must be segregated from nearly any other food. Once the green-juice touches other foods, that’s a done deal…the other food item now tastes like greens. In the case of cornbread, it also ruins the texture…making for a soggy, mushy mess.
In terms of the green foods, spinach is superior. Broccoli is also several steps above greens in the general tier listing…but only if it’s cooked properly, of course. When people overcook some broccoli, the resulting soggy mess is a sad, stank piece of shit that nobody with reasonably good taste would want to eat.
Back on the brussel sprouts…that’s seriously the most disgusting food I have ever tried so far in life. I didn’t even know food could taste that bad until I tried that nonsense. It was like I actually bit into a physical manifestation of sadness.
…and I’m still bewildered that people willingly eat souse. That’s even worse, man. It doesn’t even look like something people should eat… it’s like looking at a maggot-ridden corpse of some animal that got run over out on the highway, with 2-day old layer of vomit, snot and semen over it like the icing on a repulsive cake and thinking… “hey, that looks like it might be delicious…”. It is unbelievable to me that people actually eat this shit.
The Wizard had Kerri Green… woooo yes I had a couple of good dreams about that girl back in the day.
*edit—apparently not? What is this time-travel bullshit? I know she was in Goonies but how is she suddenly not the girl in The Wizard? Yeah, apparently so… that was some other cute little redhead I fantasized about at the time. Whatever, she could get it too. It would’ve been nice to have both at the same time.
Kimberly Guifoyle is on O’Reilly’s show right now. NICE.
Greens is ok. But them chitlin eating niggas gotta stop.
And I thought this was gonna be “SRK Lounge Ver. 10: Classic…we haven’t read it yet”
Brussell sprouts with Bacon aint that bad.
That’s because the bacon puts the brussell sprouts on its back. Bacon is the savior of many otherwise average meals.
Yeah, you’re getting called out, chicken tenderloin wrapped in bacon. Dry ass motherfucker.
Not like I can argue with that. Bacon x Blue Cheese x BSprouts is kinda live.
I cannot fucking win sometimes:
Parents when I had a steady job: "You need to go to school and learn something for a career for your future."
Parents when I go to school full time: “You need to get a job.”
Seriously? The whole point of them almost forcing me into my current school was that when I start my internship it will literally be like a job for me…
I think I’ll stay on the meme wagon for a bit longer.
Tag spell fail. disney impending doom. please fix 
(I generally need to eat more vegetables. I really do.)
Sigh.
yawns
I fell asleep again, but at least it was in the afternoon and thus more of a nap. It helped that I got a few things done finally, though not nearly as much as I would have liked. [/futile optimism]
Oh, you guys.
yeah i smelled someone cooking that once. i went into the next room.
Yeah…I got shit like that too.
Now my folks don’t care how I proceed, as long as it’s not into trouble.
fried chicken isn’t slave shit. you have no idea what you’re doing with your life at all, do you?
Quite good, but if you are the one that has to cook them or clean them… don’t even bother eating them…
Only enjoyable if you didn’t have to be anywhere near those in the cooking process(well depends if they are cooked right)… only ate them once in my life. Later I found out it was pig intestines, but I really didn’t give a fuck…
EDIT: Damn, you let ShaftW Beta AV jack your ass?
I mean they KNEW I was going to run outta cash and they act CRAZY anal with their money and get annoyed when I ask for some. I’m lucky if I get five bucks for the vending machines at school.
EDIT: Goddam people on FB are retarded and SUPER easy to troll. Just call their status stupid(which is 90% of the time is) and they act like you insulted their family or something
Get that job/degree (whichever comes first)…move the fuck out.
Shaft and SWBeta are fucking up my perception.
holds chin
contract price is more like 30 million