SRK Lounge Ver 10. Ten, that's the number of times RockB had to redo the second grade

lol it seriously is, even though I don’t like vagina anyway.

like.

it’s godlike. they said “fuck it” to what resembles anatomy and just designed it for the sole purpose of perfectly hitting/rubbing everything at the right time in the right place. with many different pattern areas along each side

plus, they thought of this twofold when they made both inside walls totally different. the 180 degree version is still very good while still being different. then for some who like to see or if they are big enough, like to feel. you can keep it open all the wayand rub all along one of both like that.

also how the entry point starts off is probably more realistic and also better feeling with sort of those “lips”

the “buttons” give the most excellent effects of suction and pressure, much better and much easier than the fleshlight.

then there’s the whole ease of use/cleaning with the flip open design. and drying. and the white and the black each have different interior pleasure-techture.

and i heard they came out with new version.

this all is from me trying the white one. I’m planning to get the black one soon.

So I gave in to my phone’s ability to use this tapatalk…yeah it really does speed up browsing…bah I really didn’t want to give in but here I am. Also Sunkist is amazing.

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Orange soda is always good. The best soda there is. Probably top three beverage wise.

Although, it’s weird. Now that I think about it, at restaurants I always ask for cherry coke. Might be because of the maraschino cherries they put in it. I don’t think I’d drink orange soda with oranges in it, fuck that.

ooh orange soda with oranges in it does sound good!

(And suddenly everyone one turned into Kel.)

And now on to Rocket Knight Adventures…eventually. I really need to finish organizing music first.

Heh. “More reliable”. That seems like a pretty easy claim when “the real thing” is pretty much always destroyed by children eventually.

I thought you were going to link to a castration video considering the questionable things you’ve linked to before.

I don’t see–then again, it’s you, so I suppose I do–why you say that it’s “the most painful thing” when the video explicitly said mid-way through that it’s not painful for him. I’ll grant that it’s probably freaky to look at for most people, but I’m rather jaded, so I just found myself wonder if his neck would ever get stuck that way, finding it interesting that he (probably) can’t get his neck broken and finding it likely that white shadow will be interested in this.

waits for white shadow’s comments on this

[Insert “once you go black, you don’t go back” joke here.]

That or, you know, a penis since we’re talking about sex toys here and SoVi3t’s around. Someone needs to pick up his flaccid slack–I mean, geez, it’s not hard to live up to your potential, SoVi3t.

yeah i hate the little ‘using tapatalk’ bs at the end, but it’s just too convenient compared to standard browsing

haha its lollin but the first time i saw a tenga egg was some bad porn where an asian chick was jerking off a strapon with one

Sheeeeit,

The latest Harry Potter film actually looks interesting, and I’ve never followed whatever is going on in that story.

*Vampire Diaries-- Klaus has become god-mode status now… a vampire-werewolf hybrid with that original status. Characters that are terribly overpowered continue to entertain me. Nothing can kill this dude now…heh, it’s awesome.
*The quick rundown on this Klaus guy–
-All vampire and werewolf powers.
-NO weakness to sunlight, although this is already just from him being an “Original”.
-Unlike ordinary werewolves, he has control over the transformation now.
-His blood can even cure a werewolf bite. This plus the half-werewolf status likely means he’s immune to their bites, of course. (The bite from a werewolf during full-moon will kill a regular vamp.)

The guy seriously has no weakness so far.

Season finale of Nikita is up next… I underestimated the hotness on this show at first. There’s my honey Melinda Clarke, the younger girl that was in “Division” previously, and of course… the oddly attractive Maggie Q. All of these broads need to receive this Bone? all night long.

So the first half of the stream archive from last night somehow got deleted or something…apparently my actual match against Marn is still there but the interview after as well as all the other cam shots (i was chugging a beer throughout and did some good victory fist pumps at the end) are gone forever, including the srk GD shoutout…so oh well sigh

You can still see my other matches here:

Justin.tv - offcast - WNF 4.1 Part 2 Test - min 24 - me vs james chen

Justin.tv - offcast - WNF 4.1 MVC Finals Part 1 - min 9 - phoenix cheese, min 31 - me vs clockwork…heartbreaking match

shit…do you own stock in the company, per chance???

However you do talk a convincing argument. I wonder, am I perverted enough to buy anything pornographic (never paid for porn, outside of semi-increasing trips to strip clubs)?

See above.
Also, I exceed my potential just by existing. It’s some kinda quasi Dr B shit or something. I honestly have a fucked up life, if I wrote a book you fuck-o’s would actually buy and enjoy it. I get CRAZY HORRIBLE fucked up bad news one second, then later something retardedly weird like a fivesome (or is it an orgy? Never understood orgy rules), a threesome, or two evil lesbians putting on a vibrator show with strawberry lubed vibrators that I wasn’t fucking allowed to join in on, happens. Whatever.

Canada motherfuckers, feel free to sig that shit

Is it cuz most of the cast is legal enough that you can talk about fucking them without going to prison?

And yeah, I’d do insane shit to bang Emma Watson and that fucking Luna chick. Seriously, if any of you can arrange it, I will kill for you.

EDIT: I just unlocked Cole Train in my retail copy of Gears of War 3. That match, both teams randomly seemed to want to have crazy fun on the level. Everybody wasn’t actually killing each other, we just kinda killed each other while clowning around. It was honestly the best multiplayer game I have played of ANYTHING with ANYBODY in a very long time. Nobody seemed to actually care, and the match actually got REALLY fucking random (messed up kills with horribly suicidal grenade tag tactics, smoke bombing a teammate to be a dick at precisely the exact time the enemy was about to ambush, all kinds of fucked up randomness that made for a the greatest online battle I have ever partaken in

That’s what I’m currently drinking and got two cases of it.

As for Sundrop (a Dr. Pepper product aswell) it’s a bit sour—but sweet somehow.

I mixed Cuervo with it, makes it even more bitter-sweet. Like you how Martin would touch the side of his neck because of the reaction some people get from sour foods, yea, it’s like that x2.

I think it’s a change of pace.

What? You don’t like orangina?
Fanta is probably my favorite though.
Although I think the only other ones I’ve had are crush and c+…maybe a couple of not-so memorable super market brands…they all pale in comparison to Fanta and Orangina.

Orangina bottles are cool because they look and feel like an orange…

Drop that knowledge on the homemade marinades son…

EDIT: Ah, and btw canned juice will not work because I think that juice is pasteurized and when heated, its no good…

If one must use Tapatalk to show respect to Sunkist, So be it. On this note, Let it be known that I would wear upon my back a cross made of wood, carved in stone, embelished with the scriptures that speak of the awesome that is Peach Nehi. :pray:

-Starhammer-

on a Kenan and Kel marathon. :cool:

i post phone tapalolz

Orange soda is the white man’s purple stuff.

Bullshit. Every black person I know, myself included, would pick orange soda over purple stuff.

Well I hate grape soda. Shit tastes so cheap. At the bodega I always get the 98 cent Arnold Palmer. I also need to get to work on my 100kb avs. Keep dat quality up.

(Fuck. I thought I replied to the first two of these already. Damn you, [media=youtube]4LjRvJD9tgk]“Broken Wings” and [.)

I used to like Sunkist, but for some reason, it ended up eventually becoming too sweet for me, so I don’t drink it anymore. Hell, I don’t really drink any soda anymore outside of Ginger Ale and that’s for pretty much only for my stomach (not that it doesn’t taste good). That said, I can understand why people rather like Sunkist when it comes to carbonated drinks as opposed to something like, say, Mountain Dew, which has always tasted completely terrible to me.

Ah, that’s rather annoying.

I’ll try to get around to watching this either tonight or tomorrow. Currently still stuck trying to go through all this musical stuff.

I’d argue that going to strip clubs is both paying for porn and worse than paying for porn (unless you’re getting “laid” regularly because of it, in which case it’s just prostitution).

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that potential doesn’t work that way for…multiple reasons.

I also will continue to be unable to understand how sex is seemingly a panacea to problems (at least to some people) that are completely unrelated.

Not that I generally care either way, but I’m pretty sure the main cast has been “legal” for quite a while.

Co-sign to this, even with aforementioned “dislike” of Sunkist.

Kind of the point of that stereotype as I’m sure you know. All purple drinks tend to taste cheap for some reason.

thiiiisssss