How would punching through reality help him out? The only thing that would do is retcon him into a good character.
A busy school cafeteria, a group of attractive, blond girls sits around a table. They look over to a frumpy brunette with glasses and braids, sitting by herself, eating a cup of “GENERIC YOGURT”
“Did you see that…?
“Oh my God…what is that…the third one this week?”
“I heard her mom will bring anything home”
“Yeah…she always goes for the cheap stuff”
”…no wonder why she gives everybody blowjobs"
“I’m glad my mom buys premium brand yogurt”
“It makes your hair so silky smooth”
:"…and its not made from people"
“So rich and creamy”
“what a slut”
Premium brand yogurt: Not buying it is child abuse.
lol i feel like if it was just one persons perspective of writing superman vs akira toriyama’s it might have been more fair. but because superman has a fucking team of writers and decision makers he has fluxuated so badly over the years. its almost an unfair fight.
I am eating yogurt right now.
Does that make me a slut?
Should I feel shamed?
How is it unfair in either way?
Goku has fought as a supremely powerful dead person who came back (like universe destroying strong) just to fight his kids in a tournament for fun. They are both retarded.
They seemed to forget that Goku is already dead. Getting killed is like taking a shit for goku.
lol @ TS’s classy commercials. i got your Super Bowl spot, dawg.
dude in a trench coat with a hoodie hides behind a tree. he tackles a chick jogging and wrestles her to the ground. as she’s fighting he pulls out a tube of yogurt and it spills all over her face. some of the yogurt gets in her mouth and she’s stops fighting. she looks at the dude and says “… this is really good…” and he goes “it’s made from the finest…cultures…” he gets up and runs away while she’s still on the ground, sucking on the yogurt tube and moaning. the camera zooms out from the girl to reveal Sean Penn in a suit. “rape culture. bacteria culture. yogurt.” he says. then you reveal your product name. also make the yogurt packets look like Go-Gurt tubes with obvious penis head shapes.
EDIT: also Sean Penn does hand gestures where “rape culture” and “bacteria culture” are in separate hands and then when he says “yogurt,” he clasps his hands together in a praying pose and rests his index fingers against his lips like everybody in Hollywood does.
Asura would kick Superman AND Goku’s ass.
…at the **same fucking time. **
Holy SHIT Batman, this was like, a whole website dedicated to Super Heroes shitting.
@Million you need to see this fucker
i dunno if your talking about my post but 1 mans view of a character vs a whole companies view kinda skews things. dont get me wrong, in the end, i believe the death battle was honest with all the information given to them and ran with it.
Okay. I had to stop reading 1/2 way through because I couldn’t stop rolling my eyes at it. If that’s the case, I’ve been cheating since I started dating. But seriously. If a dude wants to jerk off to some other bitch with huge titties cause I’m not in the mood, by all means.
Unless you’re physically putting your dick in another broad, who the fuck cares?
I’m liking these rape yogurt ideas. I was thinking of R-Culture as a name, or maybe (insert name) with special R Culture.
And maybe some sort or tagline like “let us introduce you to R (our)-Culture”
edit: or, “get a taste of…” etc
I had a friend who’s girl ripped into him cuz there was a motorcycle magazine on his table with a hot chick on the cover. She threw a FIT.
She felt pretty dumb when I informed her it was my magazine.
That’s just straight insecurity.
I want to buy the shirt…but I have a feeling there’ll be a bunch of people wearing that shirt at EVO. :bluu:
FUCK YES I FOUND IT!!!
EVERYONE GOOGLE SUPER GIRL BEGINS!!!
WHAT THE SHIT MAN?!
Call me when the movie version comes out.
So what’s GeneralD up to these days?
Wouldn’t know, but Maxx sure looks like he is trying to get banned. What a guy.