Orochi maxx is killing it again on Last Resort. ice water in his veins.
[details=Spoiler] AND he doesn’t have Taste Cancer
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Shintaro Kago, truly the finest literary treasure to come out of Japan.
I just saw the one about the guy who get’s obsessed with getting blowjobs from all different types of girls, and keeps a journal of his exploits as he delves into complete madness and debauchery in his search for different blowjob experiences. 10/10 would be stricken with intense disgust and morbid amusement again.
Unlike other forums, I can proudly scratch my nuts and admit to laughing at @TS @Kromo @angelpalm @crouchpuncha, without fear of a perma IP ban. <3 Lounge and mostly GD.
word on the street is that you think the grey was the movie of 2012. please explain yourself, sir.
Why did I not realize until now that there are episodes of Dr. Phil on YouTube?
When Springer fell, Phil stepped in as the new purveyor of dysfunctional human entertainment.
Happy B-Day to me…
sounds like good times, imo.
don’t forget the rapes, bruh. not the regular unsupervised rapes though, the high class rapes with officials to make sure it doesn’t stray into the vile territory of regular rapes.
the trick to changing your avatar has always been (for me at least, since I’ve never had issue with changing mine) to click on your profile link right to the left of your “inbox”. once there you should see your avatar picture, then simply click that, and change your avatar by uploading a new one then clicking ok or whatnot. i also do not delete current avatar. reason being (at least imo) since you’re uploading a new one over the old one deleting it seems to be pointless anyways, given that i’ve never seen old avatars still around to use.
isn’t promethazine more of an anti nausea medication? similar to phenergan? wait… i think that’s the same thing (promethazine & phenergan), as i’ve been given phenergan in the hospital to stop me from puking xx dry heaving for 24 straight hours, that shit saved my life as i couldn’t even chew ice for hydration since i would just puke/dry heave it back up.
i’m thinking the promethazine is used in conjunction with codeine to prevent the typical “killer puke” you might get from downing an entire bottle of codeine. honestly i’m not even sure how much people sell those bottles on the street for but you’d probably be better off looking for percs or (if you want to spread it out over several days) a panda (opana).
edit to continue my damned style post:
i fucking hate not checking my door before opening it since it always seems to be fucking witnesses trying to tell me about the lord. a specific time i won’t forget was when i had almost finished castlevania harmony of despair’s stage 3 and they fucking got me. fucking can’t pause in that game so i was sitting in game while my timer ran down and they tried to talk to me about fucking nonsense. i told them i was into the dark arts (after they finally fucking stfu) and they were wasting their time.
still fucking ran my timer down to the point where i was forced to start over. /rage
employ max hardcore.
Mormons got me one time when i was playing CS1.6. you can’t pause multiplayer at all. haven’t liked religion since :mad:
God who art in heaven, make me mod, and I will be best mod.
So many infractions I would hand out. Not over fags crying about someone saying they are stupid, or hidden porn links, but from the real killer of srk, shit posting. Not to confused with posts linking to comics about shit lol.
real talk if i ever have the opportunity to encounter them knocking on my door again, i’m going to open the door wearing a ceremonial robe (which i will have to acquire for this hypothetical scenario) while clutching a dagger. when they don’t speak due to shock i’ll ask them to join me for my daily offering to the vile ones who bestowed upon me the forbidden arts of necromancy. if they’re still at my door and not fleeing in terror or if they actually enter my dwelling, i’ll probably just get my blackjack that i will have in said robe of ceremony and thump them in the head cartoon style.
of course that would cause problems since a blow to the head with a steel blackjack encased in leather would probably kill them. fucking more bodies to deal with.
@angelpalm - i have been thinking about the possibility of a government job which would allow me to basically be an executioner of those not fit to drive and thus, live. my road rage is pretty serious but that is due to the amount of ridiculous shit i’m forced to deal with everyday to and from work.
imagine how much better driving would be if all the fucking idiots (everyone who drives know the type of person i’m talking about) just weren’t around anymore. not only would those people not be able to continue breeding, it would likely reduce the amount of traffic accidents by a large percentage. no more rubberneckers? no dumb bitch texting while driving on the interstate, in the passing lane doing 40, while swerving across every lane of traffic? dead.
we need to take power and implement some of these things. rockb could kick dumb bitches in the chest, i could cull the fuck faces on the roads, you’d be able to just skip banning these fuckos and simply have them black bagged for torture (i would elect million for torture chamber overlord), etc.
QE @Shaft - i grew up going to catholic grade school for 8 years, religion was tainted for me from a young age. i still have most of the church hymns committed to memory.
Incase you didn’t get the hint, he’s talking about these last two horribly useless posts of yours.
I just wish they didn’t have a mandatory 90 second pause between reporting posts.
My best friend died yesterday. He was 27.
Fuck this world.
They just need to go ahead and add a ‘dislike button’.
Fuck it just go back to neg rep.
I did. Which is why I asked him to cry about it.
…and yet you’re asking me if I’M the one understanding.
I just took a stretch and made some strange-ass sound of relief, then I hear this from downstairs:
“You alright?” 
Sorry to hear that man. If you don’t mind me asking, what happened?
You followed one incredibly useless post, blatantly ignoring forum rules, with another equally useless post blatantly ignoring forum rules. You can see how there might be some confusion about your comprehension.
@ WTF-AKUMA-HAX
Go in on this hook ass, jive ass, pussy ass, motherfucka Martian.
Lol at the Superior Spider-man, I see what you talking about RockyB.
I still haven’t picked up any comics this week… Should do that tonight.
Edit: Martian deleting his posts or did Val Batman that shit?
By all means, I’d love to see this guy go off the handle on me again. Comedy gold right there.
Niggas get so upset over this picture shit. Just let me get my popcorn.
Must be the latter