Just go ahead and
ask yourself this question,
can you really handle…
“The Secret of the OOZE”?
Just go ahead and
ask yourself this question,
can you really handle…
“The Secret of the OOZE”?
i’m calling them tomorrow to see if they are still alive. they better be :mad:
he probably turned them into Toka and Razar. can’t trust black Mormons
erotic fiction is incredible and people of all shapes and sizes and sexes should enjoy it and partake of it, more often.
also, i came here to post this, and destroy anybody still rocking a 56k:
Safe? You only know where Million is. Have you ever wondered on the wereabouts of the other 999,999?
-Starhammer-
I think it was a side-effect of lag. I was chasing AYO’s Heihachi across the map when the Level 2 was running, and I lagged into getting thrown by you, so the post-super screen flash never happened, which left me stuck in perma-Zandatsu mode.
Male feminist are hilarious. I like how I see them acting as if being a male has some innate undesirable traits. Like being a man, or being competitive, or testosterone is bad.
Dudes going so far as to say that you are cheating if you watch porn because you are not directing all your attention towards your female partner lol. The same chick that is fantasizing about someone else during sex.
The interesting thing about feminism is that there are so many ways of thinking, several of which are diametrically opposed to one another, that the term “feminism” has lost most of its original meaning. There is very little left to unite egalitarian feminists with man-hating feminists with empowerment feminists with matriarchal feminists with whatever. The remaining common thread is that they all want women to have more power in society, which may or may not stop at achieving equality with men.
Personally, I think the concept of slut-shaming is awesome. Not awesome that it happens, but awesome that somebody recognized it as an issue and coined the term with the meaning and intent that it has. Some feminists believe that people of all genders should be able to have all the sex they want and feel good about it as long as they’re responsible and not an idiot about it. I can get down with that.
Of course, any movement will include a handful of overzealous types who talk when they should listen.
I love you AP
Speaking of slut shaming, I’m going to need some new techniques if ever I take this line of premium yogurt to mass market.
Scene: woman in supermarket, pushing grocery cart. Strolls through dairy aisle, makes eyes at a cup of your premium yogurt, and picks it up to examine it. Puts it back on the shelf, and continues on to the checkout line.
While unloading her groceries to be scanned, she notices a cup of the same yogurt on the conveyer belt behind her items-, but no one is behind her.
Voiceover: Don’t act like you don’t want it. We know what you want.
And then some are just men who don’t like that there is an inherent difference in how sex and sexuality is handled differently between sexes. Most the girls I know love sex, love porn and don’t want to feel wrong about those feelings. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being male, and acting like a male. This includes being competitive, acting “macho” or whatever else one may consider male. No one should feel shame to be who they want to be.
I don’t know a single guy who thinks watching porn is cheating. I don’t even know a single girl who thinks watching porn is cheating. I have heard that comment from one woman in my entire life and she was an uptight cunt.
And then some are bisexual and don’t understand that not everyone wants a dick in the ass. Whoopity doo.
edit: no but seriously, reading this shit had me dying
http://www.hugoschwyzer.net/2011/06/22/defending-sex-work-celebrating-monogamy/
Dude needs to go back to snorting coke.
Spot #2
Scene: young woman out for a jog in the park, spring, sunset. Stops as she passes a vendor displaying an array of snacks, with a cup of your premium yogurt refrigerated and prominently featured. Decides against it, saying she’s on a diet and she’ll wait until she gets home. Vendor mentions the low-calorie benefits, and says that “it’s just what you deserve right now”.
We see the woman jog through the park, and as it’s gotten a little darker, she looks around as if being followed, no footsteps are audible, but maybe a thin, plastic tapping, almost too low to hear. She walks into a parking area and opens her car door, and sits down. As she turns on her dome light, the camera pans across the driver’s seat, and we see the same cup of the premium yogurt sitting in the back seat of the car.
Voiceover: You can’t get escape this taste.
Well, this whole Superman vs Goku thing… it’s finally been settled. It’s hard to argue with the amount of insane research these guys put into this:
http://www.screwattack.com/shows/originals/death-battle/death-battle-goku-vs-superman
Dat Yomi!
I figured the Superman/Goku vid would show up here the second Cryoh informed me. Now I get to read six pages of that stuff again.
Yaaaay…
Bought…thank you.
In other news Cryoh and I decided that Slam Masters is to damn fun for Capcom to drop, petitions need to be made so I can have another good wrestling game in my lifetime.
Only thing Ring of DESTRUCTION is missing is a Vader knock-off I can own people with.
I watched that, was not convinced. Supes blowing up Earth? Seriously?
Even Goku was smart enough to teleport Cell to another plane of existence so that he couldn’t do any further harm. To bad for him he didn’t count on Cell learning his technique. Superman can’t counter being teleported, but I can see him beating Goku by handing him a jigsaw puzzle. That would have been more believable than Goku randomly picking a fight with someone in a populated area.
Edit I do agree with the last point about Goku never being about actually being invincible. His whole schtick about fighting guys more powerful than him and overcoming is what makes him actually win this fight because for all we know, him fighting the UBER GOD Superman would probably make this nigga turn into Super Saiyin X or some shit lol.
BasedGod forgives you for your disbelief
I am not so forgiving
Superman can counter a teleport by punching reality. Superman can easily take out planets and stars. I never understood how people thought it was even a close contest. Superman could punch through time and obliterate Goku in the womb. QED