SRK Lounge "There's a naked man in my room" edition

General Discussion
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And you like calves over everything. Sorry dude. You can’t tell me shit about taste when you can’t even look past a ho’s plantaris. Hasn’t someone taken your race card from you yet?

Of course you say that. Because you’re not an 80s kid. You don’t have the silliness in you that 80s kids possess nor do you understand it. The Last Dragon was a fun movie. I know it’s difficult for kids to understand nowadays because the only things that seem to be connected to fun are FPS, yelling really loudly, getting beligerantly drunk, and recycling old lame gifs/pics/videos on the internet.

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And it had Vanity in it. Vanity. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

102

I legitimately like Van Helsing.

Like not even in an ironic “This movie is STUPID HAHAHA” way. But in a “If this movie comes on TBS I am going to watch the whole damn thing” way.

I think Carpet Lint is the same way. We both have great movie taste.

103

I’m letting you guys know so you don’t do it again: I’m going to start handing out infractions to people who reply to bot threads. So don’t fucking do it.

104

I really tried to like Van Helsing. I tried like… 7 times. Almost as many times as Akira. But it’s… just… too… boring.

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However, I do know we both think The Punisher is hella underrated and entertaining. Blowing up kids jumping roofs with rocket launchers is hella entertaining to me.

105

I just thought the whole movie was really meh. Still never got why Dracula used werewolves if they were the only thing that could kill him.

106

Punisher War Zone is a fantastic movie. I have no idea why that movie didn’t get more love. It’s like a top 5 Marvel Movie for me.

  1. Iron Man
  2. Blade
  3. Spider Man 2
  4. Captain America
  5. Punisher War Zone

And Van Helsing makes NO sense. The plot just serves as a very crude reason for Hugh Jackman to fight special effects.

107

You know what is like a new Van Helsing?

Cowboys & Aliens.

I’ve tried to get into it on 4 seperate occasions but each time after I notive myself falling asleep I go “Man I just can’t get into this shit”.

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It’s so warm in North Carolina right now. It’s gonna 75 tomorrow and supposed to be 72 on wednesday. This must be how people on California feel. Like… everyday is a day to go to the beach. I can see how they can get spoiled with it. Really cold weather and snow is like something from another world to people here.

108

oh hell yeah… a whole pack of Sternshow sounds! Thanks for that… I also didn’t know that goofy bird-sounding laugh was from Maria Menounos…she still looks incredibly hittable, btw… I’d give her snatch a good tongue-lashing anytime.

hell yeah they have the “Can I taste yo juice?!” soundbyte…this is a goldmine… I’m sure there’s tons of amazing possible ringtones for a phone out of this…damn there’s a* lot *of these… GOLD! …ooh, and the Drunken Jeff quotes! This just keeps getting better and better… it’s the gift that keeps on giving…

109

Punisher War Zone is one of those movies where you want something to happen really badly and then the movie completely delivers. Frank caving that douche’s face in was so satisfying.

110

And to have Kate Beckinsale walk around in skampy clothing and show off her ungodly hot accent.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN ranking his top 5 Marvel movies that aren’t animated:

#1 Iron Man
#2 Spiderman 2
#3 Punisher War Zone
#4 (a very distant #4) Xmen:1st Class
#5 (tie) Blade
#5 (tie) Thor

111

like i said: taste cancer. it wouldn’t be so bad if someone would help him take his chemo, but he has no friends. :sad:

not sure. what race am i?

everything you like sucks.

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You know what part I really liked on Punisher War Zone?..

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It’s so awesome. It’s just like the Frank from the comics.

113

holding a doll while shooting someone in the face :coffee:

i will admit that’s the best PUNISHER out of all the movies, but it is the worst MOVIE out of all the movies.

114

I dunno why, but I just really like Blade.

Whenever it comes on I can just watch it. Maybe I just get hypnotized by Snipes black hole skin.

115

The slow race.

How do you even know if a woman is naked in front of you since your so calf-crazy? A pair of long socks is really like a bra to you, huh?

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So… do you put both legs together and lick back and forth between the two plantarises or what?

116

blade 3 is hilarious for how ghetto blade got…and ryan reynolds jokes.

117

Blade 3 was ass. Might as well just called it The Vampire Slaying Comedy Hour with guest appearance from Wesley Snipes.

118

Why does a Ethernet cable cost $5 at Fry’s but $25 at Best Buy when they are exactly the same? God damn I almost got owned today by stupid prices. Thank god for that best buy employee that gave me the wink that basically said “DON’T BUY.”

119

I’m such a Blade mark, I couldn’t even hate Blade 3. Plus, Purcell is awesome.

Nice av, Radiant. I tried to say that earlier, but my phone wouldn’t have it. Still waiting on you, Clu.

120

That’s how Best Buy makes money. They mark up all cables but then you get a sweet discount when you work there? That printer cable is 30 dollars, not for an employee! They get for 2.33.