SRK Lounge "There's a naked man in my room" edition

This is how a MagnetiX story starts, BJ.

And most lesbian stories start out with the Pink Rabbit. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I’M GOING WITH THIS.

i’m a hit up your cell later this month. perhaps we can roll around on the floor and you can teach me some takedowns and submissions as well.

no homo

that is, unless you are too busy with your black gf.

the way I figure it, I could probably continue this relationship if I wanted to. I know lots of people who break up and get back together like multiple times, but they just don’t seem very happy. I don’t think I wanna do that. I’m a just put myself out there and see what happens.

Going to stick it in a pink rabbit and jack off with it in there?

I wish there was a drug I could take to stop me from smiling. I smile too much-- deadpan is the best way to deliver anything.

Reading is serious business for SWBeta, heaux be damned.

As is typing and writing.

SWBeta thinks he should refer to himself in the third person from now on in the Lounge threads.

Get botox injections. You won’t be able to smile and you’ll be beautiful.

:rofl:

Oh lounge, you slayeth me.

The last time SWBeta has been in a school library was before he even hit puberty. Since then, it’s always been about B&N or Borders. Public library every once in a blue moon, if SWBeta really needs a specific text that is difficult to locate.

How has SWBeta managed to go without tons of ass (no Black Jesus) from his trips to the Borders then?

B&N might as well read as: T&A.

Super White Beta got more issues than a die-hard X-men geek, methinks.

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I liked the Starship Troopers book and the movie. That movie knew Dougie was cool before it become cool to know he was cool.

The book had sense enough to kill him.

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SWBeta is not thirsty enough to stop what he set out to do with his time just because a broad decides to interrupt his work. Disregard heaux, acquire knowledge, muhfucka. Too many dudes are mad thirsty that it’s embarrassing. SWBeta is not saying that in reference to you, but that is the case with most dudes, unfortunately.

Now, if said heau were to intercept SWBeta before he grabs onto a book, pen, or laptop, SWBeta will play the game.

Oh, and same rules apply to the gym. SWBeta does not appreciate heaux interrupting the perfecting process of his Greek Adonis God body. /Vega

Better than average Crackah Wing-man never went to college?

The fuck… college libraries are hella dope.

You missed out.

Running game on heaux is like breathing or B&Bs - that shit’s auto-pilot for me.

In the gym… that’s strictly an “on my way out the door” thing.

Heaux before bros though… HATE it when motherfuckers act like the gym is a gatdam watercooler.

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They are me and I am them…

Wait what?

SWBeta went to and still is in college, even though he should have been out some years back. SWBeta blames the ever famished wallet.

That reminds SWBeta that he has, in fact, stepped foot into a college library once or twice. Only to work with a group on a project. SWBeta went in, took care of business, and rolled out. He has better ish to do with his time than to sit in a college library with a book in one hand and his dick in the other waiting around to run game on a breezy. That’s what the 10 minutes before and after class is for.

Watercooler gym sessions is one of the many banes of SWBeta’s existence. The people are cool, but SWBeta does not have the time. Chit chat is fine every once in a while, but not everyday you see SWBeta. C’mon, sons. Stay messin’ up SWBeta’s 15 seconds of rest.

Running the game is auto-pilot, but SWBeta turns that shit off when need be. There’s an abundance of vag out there. If SWBeta doesn’t bag this very one at this point in time, he’ll be a’ight. There’ll be another three or four right around the corner once he exits the building. Abundance mentality, son

Are you a bad enough dude to wear these pauldrons?

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Starship Troopers was the first hilariously bad movie that I ever remember watching that was hilariously bad the first time saw it. You know how some movies are just horrible the first time you see them, but you see them later and you laugh your ass off? I was watching this the first time and I was laughing throughout the nearly the entire thing. Oh and Dina Meyer was in it (she’s a babe) and Denise Richards was actually hot then too. This was before she turned into a walking old skeleton.

Young people piss me off. But I think it’s more that I hate that they can’t connect with me and the things I think are fucking awesome. The young simply do not recognize the greatness that is The Last Dragon. To me, this is one of the greatest african american movies ever made. It’s right up there with Friday, New Jack City, and X. But it seems to only be time dependent. 80s kids recognize the awesome silliness of the movie as well as the hotness of Vanity (AKA Denise Matthews).

Unh.

I’m sorry I just came in my pants thinking about Vanity.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

I hate you, you fucking kids. Now get the hell off my lawn!

Bogart, be empathetic. you have to realize TIS has taste cancer.

Oh, by the way, Lounge Thread #29.

It’s almost as old as Soviet is.