SRK Lounge "There's a naked man in my room" edition

that was a thread started in GD. most of the posts were in GD. it got moved to FGD to mods operating under a different rule set. same thing with those girl threads that got moved to IMM. it’s messed up to give infractions to people for posts made before a mod moved the thread to a different forum.

anyway, i got pictures of the house.
synopsis:

-Dodge Durango drunk driver
-lives on the street perpendicular to my street
-too drunk to turn into his house
-keeps going straight
-full speed into the house
-wife and son in the living room; hit the deck (husband was in New Orleans)
-driver and girl passenger get out of car and run away
-Durango catches fire and blows up
-all 4 wheels melt inside the house before fire fighters get there
-police catch driver running down the street
-3 DUIs already plus a warrant out for his arrest
-girl passenger comes over to house today to look for cellphone
-doesn’t apologize

fucking shitheads.

You had a car REALLY crash and then explode with Michael bay no where in sight and you didn’t get it on camera?

Fail! :rofl:

Also, I had totally planned on watching an episode of One Piece while I ate and then taking a nap before work and here I am totally posting on SRK. We da best! :tup:

Ay, them combos on the trial mode are harder than a bitch

after seeing this im going to sell EVERYTHING for this.

8 Alerts goodm0uring Liked Your Post. what are you doing?? :rofl:

It’s in too good of a condition for a malfunction. Assuming it’s not self aware to the point it will land itself safely. I would have thought if there was a malfunction this is the type of technology you wouldn’t want to land in 1 piece in enemy territory, it would have self destruct mechanisms in place. Remember when Seal Team 6’s chopper went down, they torched it so the Pakistani army couldn’t get hold of any of their tech.

Maybe I’ve been watching too much 24

Liking posts obviously…

ugh, some of these frontpage srk posters are fucking garbage, especially mylifesanrpg, and how you gonna wonder if snk putting out boss videos of sometimes situational, high execution, meter dependent videos displaying high damaging, flashy combos is bad. why is that even allowed to be said on the front page. how is it gonna turn off the casual observer, unless said casual observer is a complete moron. if i was new to the community and had any sense of mind, i wouldnt look at a kof13 combo video and go, ugh, thats broken and stupid, fuck that game. shit, besides shitty fighter 4, what game are you playing that doesnt have some high damaging combos in it, with mvc3 series being the easiest of games in the past 5 years to do high damage shit in, and have basic levels of execution.

if anything i wouldve like to have read the intro to that kof13 video say, snk does it again, putting execution and meter to the test to provide you with even more new and innovative ways to do damage in kof13. not some, i think its okay, but do you think that scrubs might get turned off if they arent given abc chain combos into xfactor kill, or dp fadc ultra into 40 percent. fuck off. lol. srk frontpage is almost like the forums now. these niggas actually getting paid to do this. lol. wow

I am referring to really shitty infractions. I don’t care how good somebody is at MvC2 Thanos or Blackheart or Servbot if they feel like being a dick for insignificant reasons

And the Iran spy plane shit. Spy planes have almost no encryption on them. These same planes had viruses on them earlier.

Iran confused one and made it land. USA with egg on their face. Like anybody will care after the USA invades Iran.

That nigga prolly still mad at me for making him have to read 100 plus reports in the mlp thread, which in of itself doesn’t really belong in fgd since it is mostly just an excuse for a bunch of fags to gush over a show made for 8 year old girls. My apologies to homosexuals and anything inbetween for comparing you to bronies. I was out of line.

I just feel that every time I go to FGD I should toss on some velvety gloves. Baby soft thread

Edit: WTF?!?!?!?

Evil Dead remake

Spoiler

So…Why the fuck are they NOT putting Ash in? Like, AT ALL

Well fuck seeing that train wreck in theatres

The only thread that I posted on in fgd was for that Death Cargo game or so I thought.

Oh well, jokes on me right guys?

What the fuck? An Evil Dead remake without Ash? What the fuck is Hollywood smoking, because I want some.

good, bad, i’m the guy with the gun

swallow this

groovy

shop smart shop s mart

oh crap i never posted in this one, no wonder it was hittin in my thing

or did i post, now i have forgotten

ah yes, the drone fiasco…that’s some sad ass sissy-modern era shit yet again, man… I happened to be listening to a talk radio show recently, and a listener called in and brought up the simple point of “shouldn’t there be a self-destruct mechanism in place in case something like that happens?” This is decades-old Mission: Impossible planning here…that’s all that was needed, folks…and somehow that’s NOT the case? Come on, American government/military, you cannot possibly be serious with this shit… no self destruct, really? Besides Mission: Impossible, didn’t any of the chumps from newer generations in there watch Inspector Gadget?! Seconds after Gadget reads the note from Chief Quimby, the paper and all the sensitive info on it explode…and are you telling me we DON’T have that in place “just in case”? Pitiful. Every time something new happens, you can just imagine political and military officials around the world laughing yet again at this country… it’s like we’re living in a movie where The Three Stooges have somehow taken control of everything and are making important decisions here.

…looking up more info and footage of Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines now… yeah, I may need to finally get into PC gaming just for that, since most companies are apparently so terribly lacking in creativity that a halfway decent vampire game is an extreme rarity for some strange reason…and what about the werewolves? These are 2 of the most badass mythic creatures ever written about, with tons of movies and lore over the past several decades… yet the gaming industry has only barely featured them? Ridiculous.

wait, there’s been another shooting at Virginia Tech :confused:

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I saw that shit a few hours ago… I think SRK pretty “meh” with shootings now a days lol. Shit always get derailed. I don’t even want to bother making a thread.

that’s why I posted here lol

Haha I feel you it’s the same shit every time. You know it will go from

Talking about the shooting > Feeling bad for the victims > VA sucks > guns control debate > political debate > Fish Jie making a long ass post about why Dem/Rep both suck > Some other dude making even a longer post > religious debate > Fishjie back with more flame bait…(96% chance he used the world Bible Thumper) > LOCKED.

Don’t forget the connection to violent videogames and the unconfirmed but Fox is gonna call it high probability connection to muslim extremists