SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

[jimmy1200]

http://nypost.com/2016/04/19/brooklyn-voters-fume-after-being-shut-out-of-polling-stations/

fix it @Raz0r

Who do you think I am? Mr. Get Out To Vote?

No

[dab00g]

If you were king of the world, you’d probably be posting on srk complaining that caviar is out of season and you like yours from fresh balooga

Either you’ve got the wrong SRK personality or these double entendres are too esoteric for me. The latter most likely, because I don’t know what first base means.

If you were king of the world, you would still be a virgin

There is that better?

[Exodus_1]

Now I’m getting shit on for not knowing who King Kamehameha I was.

The guy died halfway around the world, in the middle of the ocean 4 lifetimes ago but I’m a piece of shit.

Fuck you, reddit.

[Raz0r]

How the fuck don’t you know about King Kamehameha?

[dab00g]

He is basically hawaiian geronimo, except he won his fights

[Exodus_1]

How the fuck don’t you know about King Kamehameha?

Because shut up.

[Exodus_1]

He is basically hawaiian geronimo, except he won his fights

who?

[SNAAAAKE]

this one asian nigga is telling me he made 300k profit in 45 days from a fucking battery saver app install ad on facebook…

clearly I am in the wrong business :mad:

[regulate]

He is basically hawaiian geronimo, except he won his fights

who?

YOU get picked for a jury? This is why murderers walk.

[Exodus_1]

He is basically hawaiian geronimo, except he won his fights

who?

YOU get picked for a jury? This is why murderers walk.

…Funbags got picked for a jury.

You would have sent the wrong guy to the chair, dickhead.

also:

Spoiler

I know who Geronimo is.

[regulate]

He is basically hawaiian geronimo, except he won his fights

who?

YOU get picked for a jury? This is why murderers walk.

…Funbags got picked for a jury.

You would have sent the wrong guy to the chair, dickhead.

also:

Spoiler

I know who Geronimo is.

I would send everyone to the chair

[Exodus_1]

He is basically hawaiian geronimo, except he won his fights

who?

YOU get picked for a jury? This is why murderers walk.

…Funbags got picked for a jury.

You would have sent the wrong guy to the chair, dickhead.

also:

Spoiler

I know who Geronimo is.

I would send everyone to the chair

Don’t you live in Texas?

I guess that makes sense then

[RocketUppercut]

He is basically hawaiian geronimo, except he won his fights

who?

YOU get picked for a jury? This is why murderers walk.

…Funbags got picked for a jury.

You would have sent the wrong guy to the chair, dickhead.

also:

Spoiler

I know who Geronimo is.

I would send everyone to the chair

Don’t you live in Texas?

I guess that makes sense then

He’d send his wife/cousin to the chair for a 6 pack of PBR.

[Amazing_Funbags]

He is basically hawaiian geronimo, except he won his fights

who?

YOU get picked for a jury? This is why murderers walk.

…Funbags got picked for a jury.

You would have sent the wrong guy to the chair, dickhead.

also:

Spoiler

I know who Geronimo is.

http://i.imgur.com/UsTvlNS.jpg

I got out early so eat a dick.

[Exodus_1]

So you didn’t get picked?

Also, what did I do to you? That whole post was directed at regulate.

[pedoviejo]

lol see this is the shit I’m talking about.

Throughout my 16 years on this site, we’ve never retained ONE female poster.

We still have you, honeybun.

There’s a lot of fuckery going on out here. Polling stations being closed, polling stations being switched last minute, machines supposedly broken, party affiliations being changed, IDs being asked for even though they’re not required, people being told to fill out affidavits/provisional ballots instead of actually voting, people being told to fill in the wrong delegates, etc. It all stinks to high hoola hoops and I only wish I had super powers so I could blast the place with Febreeze.

If I was king of the world, things’d be different 'round here.

I wonder when the liberal media will attack the democratic party for doing what the republicans at least have the courage to openly admit their fuckery

[regulate]

He is basically hawaiian geronimo, except he won his fights

who?

YOU get picked for a jury? This is why murderers walk.

…Funbags got picked for a jury.

You would have sent the wrong guy to the chair, dickhead.

also:

Spoiler

I know who Geronimo is.

I would send everyone to the chair

Don’t you live in Texas?

I guess that makes sense then

He’d send his wife/cousin to the chair for a 6 pack of PBR.

Corona, get it right you heathen

[Phantom_Angel]

Quite a bit of estrogen today… And the majority of it isn’t coming from Neesa

[RocketUppercut]

He is basically hawaiian geronimo, except he won his fights

who?

YOU get picked for a jury? This is why murderers walk.

…Funbags got picked for a jury.

You would have sent the wrong guy to the chair, dickhead.

also:

Spoiler

I know who Geronimo is.

I would send everyone to the chair

Don’t you live in Texas?

I guess that makes sense then

He’d send his wife/cousin to the chair for a 6 pack of PBR.

Corona, get it right you heathen

Coulda fool’d me, I didn’t know you liked anything from south of the border. By the way how does pedo’s bottled piss taste?

[odin]