SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

Think i just caught myself about to cross a line at the wrong time.

This line of shit talking was only going to escalate in the wrong way. Dont think there’s anything to add that isn’t inherently mean spirited.

Guile got his air throw back. That shit is giving me PTSD. The move that taught me to respect Guile and learn to not jump like a jackass was that damn air throw. I lost 40% life to that move. After that, I sat the fuck down.

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I assume you wanted an ovation for your self-congratulatory post.

lol see this is the shit I’m talking about.

Throughout my 16 years on this site, we’ve never retained ONE female poster.

True… Even the transgenders leave once they commit to being female.

Don’t need congratulations. I just dont think this is a line of shit talking that’ll produce fun banter.

IS THIS LOVE… THAT I’M FEELING…

In life have you ever felt like cottage cheese got you hard

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When you saw norbit, were you jealous?

I just found the high school that @“Phantom Angel” wishes he went to:

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http://ih.constantcontact.com/fs065/1101601435348/img/1216.jpg?a=1108071125493

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamehameha_Schools

e: apparently the DBZ Kamehameha was stolen right from Hawaii’s so I’m an idiot but whatever.

Accident my ass. He knows who runs the 7-11s.

http://im.ft-static.com/content/images/a6a30b81-b61a-4d1d-9ed3-8ba004eedad4.img

Trump’s on to you buddy.

-Starhammer-

@angelpalm has been here for 15 years though.

Shouldn’t you be typing up your daily lies stories about how much you get hit on at your job in the Relationshit thread?

I’ve been to this school. Almost as a student.

It’s meh.

She is working at a store with lingerie??

http://i.imgur.com/dTGZBmL.jpg

I never have to interact with the public at large at my job

The public can eat ass

The ass of cedric the entertainer

I can hear you queef all the way her in los angeles

We still have you, honeybun.

There’s a lot of fuckery going on out here. Polling stations being closed, polling stations being switched last minute, machines supposedly broken, party affiliations being changed, IDs being asked for even though they’re not required, people being told to fill out affidavits/provisional ballots instead of actually voting, people being told to fill in the wrong delegates, etc. It all stinks to high hoola hoops and I only wish I had super powers so I could blast the place with Febreeze.

If I was king of the world, things’d be different 'round here.

If you were king of the world, you’d probably be posting on srk complaining that caviar is out of season and you like yours from fresh balooga

Y’all niggas need to chill. Not because it’s Neesa or anything but y’all niggas been on no chill mode too much lately, myself included.

Just play some smooth jazz and chill out.

http://youtu.be/hOBGAXQ9ElU

:cool:

Either you’ve got the wrong SRK personality or these double entendres are too esoteric for me. The latter most likely, because I don’t know what first base means.

Who do you think I am? Mr. Get Out To Vote?