SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

DONE @ “PS4 controller got mad seeds on it” :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

DSP be like “this place has cameras?”

Eh, there was a rap duo in PR called Hornyman and Pantyman.

Tity boi feels like it should’ve been their DJ.

Can you be jailed for posting fat broads?

(Huh. That is a…sizable blur. The camera adds 10 pounds indeed.)

I’m not sure how she qualifies as fat, but that’s definitely skirting the line, especially since she doesn’t even have underwear on in the last picture and basically doesn’t have it in the first picture either.

I’ll leave it up to @Preppy though. [/laziness]

Been 5 years since he was R.I.P.

Rest in pece son.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/realestate/shipping-containers-offer-welcome-homes-in-phoenix/ar-BBspl3L

Just…DAMN. A fucking 1000 to living in a shipping container. $1k A MONTH. for a cargo box. Not even a trailer, but a SHIPPING CONTAINER. That’s where we are now?

sunday bunday

Oldie but goodie, Mayra Veronica.

-Starhammer-

Yep, there’s that topic of tipping once again

yep

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBTfj2lN6sQ

Oh yes I’m the devious bastard that decided to dig up that old horse.

On another side-note… ever since I was a kid, I saw the concept of valet parking as odd… fast forward to now… nope, still don’t see much of the point in that. I wouldn’t trust those people anymore than I trust your average woman… I’m going to just hand over the keys to this dope that supposedly works for whatever place…and let them have unsupervised access to my car? …oh and some folks actually tip these people too? Nah, get out of here with that. :get_outta_here: When you grow up in such an unfortunate city like ol’ “M-town”, you learn early on the basic truth that most people are scum, and not to be trusted under any circumstances.

See, Life itself…Lady Luck, God, whatever ya want to call it…she/he/it tends to be an inherently evil c*nt that will fuck you over any time you give her even a split second of opportunity…it’s the bully that jumps out to punch you every day in grade school…it’s the prison rapist that’s just waiting for you to bend over to pick up the soap for a brief moment…that’s what “Life” is right there. It jumps out to destroy you any chance it gets…so why give it any opportunities? It’s why taking a risk in almost any situation in life usually does not end well.

*Oh and some people tip barbers too… that’s another one that’s amusing to me :rofl: Nig please.

Apparently 15 years of the SRK forums make one quite cynical

I tip every time I get a haircut. I just give the whole bill and let them keep the change. Fucks not given.

David Tenant can’t stop being fucking David Tenant. :mad: Eccleston’s Kilgrave would have been masterful as fuck. :coffee:

When i get lined up, i tip. That is just common sense.

Though at this point i don’t get fades

Matt Smith Kilgrave with lines by Moffat or GTFO.

(Now I’m imagining John Barrowman as Daredevil. Thanks assholes.)

Tipping barbers is part of the reason why I just cut my own hair nowadays, though generally I just shear it all off, so paying someone else to do that also seems like a waste anyway when all I need is a couple of mirrors to make sure I get the back of my head clean too.

:rofl:

:tup:

Damn it, Damned! You blocked my erotic Rocky B. troll! :mad:

elgin is a cockface and not funny at all to me

Oh look at my fanfiction:

Paypal me $1 to see the rest.

(My sincerest apologies, Manx.)

Speaking of RockBogart’s last post, I mentally read “Payless” as “pay-less”. Despite the P being properly capitalized, I honestly didn’t think of the shoe store since I haven’t been inside of one with regularity since high school I think. Having stupid size 15 feet means I’m basically doomed to having to shop online for shoes.

Size 15?

Are you your avatar?

great now i have this image of sloth surfing for size 15 shoes on amazon in my head.