Enough, enough!@ I Can’t take it anymore. You win, damn it! Just take your prize and go! 
:tup:
I don’t really see the big deal about tipping to be honest…
You shut the fuck up.
You shut the fuck up right the fuck now and walk the fuck away.
just fucking stop, seriously
Unfortunately, no. For starters, I’m slightly below average in height, at least if the average height for American men is still 5’10". I’m not to sure if that’s still the case though with more Latino people in America nowadays. Either way, I’ve said plenty of times before that my growth was probably stunted for various reasons, though neither of my parents are much taller than me and I’m still very slightly taller than my mother. So yeah, not a pallid giant, though I’d doubtless be pale if I was actually white given how little sunlight touches.
Shrug. All of my extremities are annoying large for how “short” I am. All of them. It’s part of why I’m a klutz.
Well, it is such a pain, especially since the last time I ordered shoes from there I apparently ordered Pumas in the British sizing chart, which means it was apparently 1 size below what I needed–size 14–despite it saying 15 and it was narrow as fuck, like it was meant for Cinderella alone. I was basically unable to wear them and then ended up being unable to return them because I was too lazy to do it in time. [/not Sloth, really]
This reminds me that I should donate those to charity before I forget again though.
How do you feel about eating butt?
pork butt is on point
A nice aged capicola? Don’t mind if I do!
:tup:
I was at Family Dollar yesterday to buy things for cheap and I remembered that I need new scented candles. But then I noticed the names of some of these scents. I thought “Clean Linen”, which had no scent whatsoever was a bad idea, but then I saw “Angel Whispers”. The fact that I’d like to know who is naming these so I can slam one of these candles upside their head aside, it did not smell nice.
Which confirms the long-held theory, that I am now making up, that angels have bad breath.
The PS4 dashboard music playing during that video makes it seem like the next Two Girls One Cup. You can see his arms too.
Massive Civil War spoiler:
Party comes in, 10 minutes before closing. Woman orders a well done steak
Wizard just said there will be no coaching at Evo. About time, imo. I dunno when coaching began but that shit is ridiculous.
Free Willzyx is probably one of th best episodes of South Park, i laughed so hard on the last minutes, specially the ending shot
Network Engineer: Hey Manx, do you have the number for %Giant_Sized_Complex?
Me: Uhh… Probably not… which department?
NE: I dunno
Me:
^I agree with this.
It’s usually the same with pizza delivery too. Just do your damn job right and you can keep the change. If I actually stay around to pick up the two bucks or whatever leftovers there is, that is how you know U DUN GOOFED. There’s like ONE damn place where me and my friends go to eat over here that has ALWAYS hooked us up. For them, I actually dig a little deeper. It’s worth it so that they’ll try to keep the same staff around.
WARNING: Nightmare fuel ahead.
@2:05, that poor woman on the right of the screen…
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/Charlton%20Heston%20Laugh_zpseqhtrpn1.gif
Look at her face!! OMG.
-Starhammer-
Nothing like a 25-minute delay on your subway line to start your day right.
I don’t even know how just worse the MTA can fuck up. That whole board needs an enema.
These nurses man… Trying to get me to get rid of unwanted callers. Who I look like? Ya man at home
And now there’s a white woman on this bus screaming death threats. The fuck?