hilarious… I’m wondering if DSP’s “session” being shown on stream was on purpose, since it would probably help the viewcount… or if he was actually that foolish as to risk beating off in front of a camera just before going “live”…or he could just have exhibitionist tendencies and it works for him in that way. The facial expressions are classic though. Unfortunately, I’d bet it probably is some sort of publicity stunt…a desperate attempt to regain internet-fame and relevance…similar to how some actresses “accidentally” have nudes and sex footage leaked online.
This nigga DSP yo. I bet his crib prob smells like pure Vaseline. You prob can’t go no where in his crib without feeling like something is crawling on you. Just seeds everywhere. Dudes couch gotta be preggers. This DSP nigga is filth extract
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Why is him looking at gay porn so controversial? So fuckin’ what? Locodoco got caught jerking off to League of Legends hentai of Tristana… WTF man!!! That champ isn’t even hot. It’s not even HUMAN!
Now that’s embarassing.
And if there was anyone I thought was gay, it would definitely be Locodoco. Then again, he is Korean, so who could tell?
And how did he get court marshaled? Isn’t Don’t Ask Don’t Tell gone now? :mad: The way it says “gay for pay” in the click-baity preview pic, I thought he was man-whoring or something. This some trivial shit.
People suck, man.
:tdown:
edit ~ Okay, after Googling (no, not for THAT! :mad:) I see that he was on camera on Chaturbate. Uhh… isn’t that still perfectly legal? I mean, it’s probably not a good image for the USAF, but uh… I hate to break it to you dudes, but of all the armed branches, you guys’ve gotta be the most “bro friendly,” if you catch my drift. Case in point, Major Tony on I Deam of Jeannie. Now how the fuck could you have that fine ass Genie in your house, PERMANANTLY! (aren’t you only supposed to get three wishes?) and just be, "Yeah, you sleep in that bottle over there. I’ma be here in my bed thinking about my main man Healey… :xeye: Na… I don’t think so. ANY of us would gotten busy with the bottle bitch that very first night! And then he has the nerve to take her out on dates and try to pass her off as Human.
Horrible.
Sorry, tangent. Fuck the Air Force. Navy Fighters are the real protectors of the sky!
I’m pretty jealous DSP can blast off so quick. Imagine how many times you can tug off in a day with that hair trigger. I’d be breaking records.
(I’m relatively sure that even with Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’s bullshit gone, at least in an official capacity, that the military probably still has prohibitions about appearing in anything pornographic. I’ve never looked into it though.)
That said, Kannon Christ, @BB_Hoody, that guy in that video you posted can’t even finish a fucking thought (or use the word ironic properly). If I didn’t already have basically no respect for the Call of Duty community, then I suppose this would have cemented it.
I was thinking this was a possibility too, which is part of why I was saying that even paying attention to parodies of him is still giving him what he wants.
Eh? if you mean politically, I affiliate with no party. I’ve voted for both and then some in several elections since I was 18.
Sexually, I’m cis hetero, which I think means only likes the pussy or whatever.
All jokes aside. That video is making me go back to strictly fist bumps again. If a nigga gave me dap with Jack-o hands I’m going to jail
Nigga, you’ve propositioned most of us on this site. No way you dodging a dick dead set on detonating in your dome.
How’s that for alliteration? 
(talks about people’s filthy masturbatory habits
acts like their knuckles are somehow magically spared from contamination
Okay then.)
Stuff like this is why I legitimately don’t like shaking hands with people or even touching them if I can avoid it. We humans are horribly dirty, even when we do try to stay clean, which most people don’t.
I mean, the amount of people I’ve seen leave the restroom without washing their hands alone would be sufficient reason enough for why I also never touch handles or doors (or traffic buttons) in public with my bare hands if I can avoid it. Ugh.
Fist bumps won’t save you from the gak going between my knuckles onto your black hand side. You better give me the upnod or there is no escape.
Straight head nods and thumbs ups from me.
Jergen’s butternutcream healing forumla… 
You wish you foul feet fucker. I ain’t giving no cock time on the clock.
Artist rendition of my hand when Epi goes to fist bump it.
Y’all some nasty fuckers. I can’t even pick my nose without taking a squeeze out of the GermX. I don’t play that shit.
Indeed, though instead you apparently try to create super-bacteria by being one of those people who overuse hand-sanitizer.
It’s basically damned if you do, damned if you don’t as it is often is with people and existence in general.
(Anyway, I have to ask the obvious question here: @mIRC, how did you cum come across that wretched video in the first place?)
I don’t give a flying fuck. Do you realize how many hand rails I have to hold from home to my office? There’s at least 5 different ones, where hundreds of thousands of hands hold onto. I will use hand sanitizer until my goddamn skin falls off, but I am NOT gonna just walk around with that shit on my palm.
@Manx @The Damned Yeah he was on a gay site jerkin on cam for pay. This happened a few years back so vids that covered the topic in detail have been pulled I guess. But from what I remember. He was on the site one day doing his thing, and a subscriber of his just happened to be in the chatroom of his session with a client. And they posted in the chat “IFlyillini wowwwwwwwww! -_-”. They said once he saw that he freaked. Ended the session, deleted his chatterbate account. But sadly it was over for him as soon as that sub spotted him. Because ( and it had to be that sub ) video of him jackin it surfaced.
Now what really made this situation fucked, is that dudes involved his family and military career in it. IFly tried denying it with some lame story about being on a live stream and having to go to the bathroom so he pissed in a bottle. But unknown to him dudes forwarded video of him jackin it on chatterbate to his friends and fams facebook pages. They even somehow managed to get it sent directly to his superior in the AirForce. I think what made the dudes want to destroy him like this is because IfLy himself destroyed another COD Youtuber by the name of RawInstinct. By exposing him as a content theif, and blowing up his own channel in the process.
People put him on a pedastal because of this like some Youtube hero. Which made the fall from this chatterbate thing 10x harder.
I believe he got court martialed because he conduct was said to not be befitting of an Airmen. ( Basically like you said the AirForce didn’t want to be associated with any of that ). Poor dude was crushed. Like he was a legit pilot who got to fly jets and shit and these dudes took that away from him in addition to causing his divorce.
Me personally It’s not the masterurbation on a gay site for pay that makes it so bad. it’s how he was held up as a hero, and a role model that made it so bad for him.
For real. shit ain’t fapworthy…
…Unless you’re DSP.
-Starhammer-