SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

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stay frosty

(I’m sure Shaft Agent primarily disagreed since Kannon isn’t even originally Japanese.)

Ugh. Can we not give DSP any attention given he deserves none?

…Although, if this finally ends his “career”, then at least something good will have happened this year I suppose.

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Why is he masturbating to his PS4 home screen? And what kind of pre-show ritual is this?

Someone should do an “Accidental” jerk stream and go into cardiac arrest mid orgasm.

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I don’t link to DSP vids. I link to other people who post something from his vids. No way he gets views from any of us. Example?


A Dark Souls 3 death montage. No views for DSP. None. Anyway, FF to 44:31. Meet my hero: Champion Gundyr. He kicked DSP’s ass 68 times. He tore that ass up.

(I’m aware of those “This is How You Don’t Play” videos.)

I still count that as giving him attention, though, even if it’s not directly giving him views. He’s a notoriously narcissistic attention whore. Making those videos is the equivalent of those idiots protesting Trump: futile and ultimately just giving him what he wants.

If you find amusement in those, then I won’t fault you for that, per se. Let’s not pretend that they’re not just exacerbating his now literally masturbatory tendencies though.

Omg this is so hot.

Warning: NSFW

Spoiler

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SPERM COCKTAIL + JAPANESE GHOST WOMEN HORROR MOVIE CLIPS

COMBINE SEARCH

AMBULANCING won’t be the new SWAT’ing and they’ll just screencap him up, like that guy who fell asleep during his resident evil 24 hour streams.

Swallow is one of the tags on xvideos lmao.
DSP be reseting himself. DAT jerk swallow.

Ikr? So many questions.

Dude didn’t wash his hands either. Dudes controllers are prob mad sticky. Nigga got mad seeds on his ps4 controller. He’s prob about to cook something to eat too.

Now I see why @RockBogart likes Luke Cage so much. In love with a skinny lil white girl with no boobs or ass. That’s his hero right there.

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Actually came up with a plan to make money. Gonna spread that shit throughout some parts of Brooklyn in the only way people in those parts understand.

Rockb better keep NYC out his mouth doe. Tired of him bashing the Goat city

Hit that nigga with his own super. “World’s strongest slam!”

Fucking DSP jerks every bit as bad as his stream is. No emotion at all. IT’s like “Meh. Time to bussanut I guess…” Like it’s as common and non-trivial as taking a god damned breath (something else I wish he’d stop doing). Man, if I got one of my jerk sessions caught on camera, people would be studying it for pointers for at least a month afterwards. “Is he hanging from the ceiling? He is hanging from the god damn ceiling fan, making music with his dick inbetween the fan blades, ya’ll!” :rofl:

Seriously, who faps like that? :mad:

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I was going to post something else, then I remembered this joke I made to a co-worker who said something about his hand. I said, “Fuck your hand! (Everyone else has.)”

Take that, Chris!

Remember the dbl dip scene from Seinfeld? Well in DSPs case…replace dbl dipping with jack-o dipping.

Put his hands all in the party chips with mad nut residue on his grubby neckbeard fingers.

(I do. :sad: )

I’m not sure what’s the more disturbing thing about this page: that there’s a video of DSP masturbating on it, the obvious realization that Xvideos probably has his namesake open in another tab at all times, or that RockBogart has been assimilated by Tumblr enough that now he’s posting .gifs of Markiplier.

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Damn homie about to go out just like IFlyillini aka Ifapillin.

Only IFly so far got it WAY worst. Like court martialed from the AirForce, lost his wife, family disowned him for a bit like yeesh.

To add on to the NY thing, I’m helping my friend build a YIMBY branch in Brooklyn. Everyone wants to buy their space in a luxury condo building newly built in the area then say no to any new construction. Fuck them. They are the biggest hypocrites. We want Brooklyn to keep building up. Build more apartments and that will assuage the cost of living for everyone in Williamsburg and Bushwick.

Honestly, liberals are the MOST selfish motherfuckers on the planet. Living in NY has proven that.