SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

Prince dies every where you look you see purple… folks 4/20 is over

420 BLAZEIT BLAZEIT YURP TO THE PURP 2 STYROFOAM CUPS 4 DIS LEAN YEET YEET

You guys got it fucked up lmao. I did let her suck my dick when she woke me up, and we did fuck afterwards. I was tired at work the next day, that’s why I was complaining :lol:

I was all prepping a good response until this man…guess she wanted to empty the gas tank before leaving you behind. Sorry mang.

Edit oh snap now it’s all good. I’m slow lol

Seriously guys, I’m getting fucking tired of hearing this “OMG insert random celebrity DIED, insert current year IS BEASTING, FUCK YOU insert current year” bullshit you dick mongers are spewing. Yeah, death sucks and is always tragic. It’s also a part of life. So suck it up and DEAL WITH IT, you whiny prissy-ass bitches.

I bet not even half of you motherfuckers remember who died LAST YEAR to even validate all this drama.

Getting sweet ass tax return back after filing late as hell in a couple of days.

Bout to blow through this shit. :tup:

Speaking of death has capcom ever killed off a loveable character?

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kid nerds covers spiderman, no addition needed

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My crystal ball says:

big booty 8 legged bitches. NIGGA. freak.

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you uh, sharing the methane being produced, and crossing your legs
And should we ask what those toothbrushes being held is about?!
Not charmin soft, spidery man goo soft.

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BEHOLD, cryderman’s “super” powers

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never hit womens. cryderman.

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not WORTH IT
if spiderrmans was in skullghouls, someone would JUST DIE

hmmm

because my aunt started drinking, but i guess the church doesn’t know.

She married outside of the religion
My cousin no longer goes to congregation and he wasn’t black listed
Another cousin from same family no longer goes, or goes once in a long while

strange.

But my friend, whose friend with my aunt, went to a different congregation and was literally homeless for about 3 months when he was almost 18 becasue he didn’t go to church and he smoked marijuana which resulted in shunning.

Fuck the law and fuck parental responsibility.

So how many cheddar biscuits did you have to steal to get her back?

At age 16, a guidance counselor/family therapist might ask you:

Do you have life’s essentials?

  • A Girlfriend
  • A Job
  • A Car

2/3 ? You won your Tournament set!

Way easier to write this like a mean hardass but thinking being goofy was better than yesterday-2 days ago nonsense in this place. Brought the goofiness finally, to break all that up. Mary Jane was supposed to be a downer, not an upper!

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black jag gets so weak in the knees he can hardly work
and he loses all control
and the rest of that song sweeps you right off of your feet!

cant explain something something do to meeeh

do you still not have a car, you should thank your good graces and lucky stars you can even keep a woman without personal transportation

In hindsight any edit would include taking out the lucky stars so these animoes don’t post their little schoolgirl weenie man gifs because they have seen those 2 words before and its an animoe they know!! MY FAVORITE IS THE BLUE HAIRED ONE!!

Or how did this fight go, really?

BITCH DONT SUCK MY DICK I GOT WORK IN THE MORNING
I MEAN SUCK MY DICK SOMETIMES NOT ALL THE TIME
( what are you an insane necrophili–insomniac?! Go use that 4 DICKED GORO SON OF SHAO KHAN VIBRATOR I BOUGHT YOU )

And it ends up like the chappelle skit of what’s his name got a job at the wackdarnolds.
YOU OVER THERE WORKING ALL THE TIME, AND I GOT THIS OTHER MAN TO KEEP ME SATISFIED

Hax, you so crazy

calvin,
calvin got a job!

Old lady happy for him on the front porch died from diabetes. Too much WackDarnolds! Rerun description was even sonning him “Neighborhood kid, Calvin really thought his fast food job would help change his community.”

Cid in FF6… kinda.

@Million @Starhammer + Bluestreak fans

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The JPN MP bluestreak at import stores run $80 before shipping/tax.

OMG, HAX :rofl: My abs can only take so much!

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I don’t remember anyone making a thing out of 2015 celebrity deaths as a whole.

Yeah there have been big deaths and such every year, but not to this extent.

The last time we had a big “holy fuck why are so many celebrities dying” year was 2009.