SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

[Manx]

Lantis is correct. We do it every… fucking… year…

[Bious]

Watched a coworker ragequit the job due to management getting to him.

I don’t really blame him.

[Dangerous_J]

http://i.imgur.com/pFLgUQe.gif

[Manx]

OMG, HAX My abs can only take so much!

x 10

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

No Lifetime Mammoth basketball systems
No Nike
No Bugaboo
No Converse
No Stokke
No Quinny
No Laptops
No Baby K’TAN
No Mountain Buggy

“COUPON SUCKS” says-TYRONE SHIPHAND FOR CAPTAIN BUGGY

[Slurmz]

calvin,
calvin got a job!

Old lady happy for him on the front porch died from diabetes. Too much WackDarnolds! Rerun description was even sonning him “Neighborhood kid, Calvin really thought his fast food job would help change his community.”

Chappelle Show was so funny.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/Transformers-Robots-in-Disguise-One-Step--pTRU1-19393370dt.jpg

Afropickformers, negro voiced robot guys!

$80 “platinum” OPTIMUS PRIME going full Elton Brand orders from Jacob the Jeweler. Not as cool as a real car from real life Fairlady Nissan Datsun there tho.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Spoiler

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/POP-Movies:-Hateful-Eight----pTRU1-23532762dt.jpg

You ain’t goin nowhere, nigga!
vs
crying ass spiderman you may already “own” dat nigga.

Spoiler

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/Funko-Pop!-Disney-Zootopia-Vinyl--pTRU1-23533008dt.jpg

That party character in the RayJ RPG!

[Hecatom]

The level of salt in my body right now would give a lesser man a heart attack.

image

I want to know how google image search thinks that this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CglmD6oWMAA4Mf7.jpg

Equals this

http://i.imgur.com/w9VryBr.png

The porn actress in question

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Black Snake man

Look at this poor man’s name

Spoiler

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/Marvel-Anti-Venom-Action-Figure--pTRU1-17956717dt.jpg

$27 anti venom, ready to coward you’ll spiderman into a corner

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=32271656&prodFindSrc=rv

no name dude with a base diorama piece. Maybe they have more of those

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/Sabretooth-Action-Figure--pTRU1-17998474dt.jpg

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/The-Avengers-Figure---Magneto--pTRU1-12515493dt.jpg

Charles and his school crumbled? Sick.

Spoiler

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/product_images/pTRU1-21596893_alternate1_enh-z6.jpg

Chopper Style

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/Monogram-Products-Marvel-Infinity-Gauntlet--pTRU1-19802807dt.jpg

$31 pimp hand “bank” piggy bank for coins.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=50637376&cp=2255956.2273442.67715136.2255958.67715306.67715316&parentPage=search

janitorial animo fuccboi

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=50637406&cp=2255956.2273442.67715136.2255958.67715306.67715316&parentPage=search

Sailor moonery

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/One-Piece-King-of-Artist--pTRU1-19826751dt.jpg

no punk bitch

that much detail in 7 inches? No wonder $34

Spoiler

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/product_images/pTRU1-20797321_alternate2_dt.jpg

Pacific rim robots?!

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/One-Piece-DXF-the-Grandline--pTRU1-19826900dt.jpg

got money, get bitches.

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/product_images/pTRU1-23046704enh-z6.jpg

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/product_images/pTRU1-23046694enh-z6.jpg

[Black_Jaguar]

Pretty sick picture

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgnDX4hUYAAF6SB.jpg

For those who don’t care know, Prince was Ed Boon’s favorite musician. And he made Rain (the purple ninja) as a tribute to him.

[Manx]

Damn, Vanity just died too. I just realized that. :sad:

[Pertho]

Holy fucking shit, laggy people and teleport shenanigans do not mix. Also need to figure out something about all these people jabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

Gonna be reading a whole lot of frame data because some of the shit that happened makes no sense.

[Matriarch]

Native American Council offers amnesty to 220 million undocumented whites

A council of Native American leaders has offered partial amnesty to the estimated 220 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States. The “white” problem has been a topic of much debate in the Native American community for centuries, and community leaders have decided the time has come to properly address it.

Daily Currant reports, “At a meeting of the Native Peoples Council (NPC) in Albuquerque, New Mexico yesterday, Native American leaders considered several proposals on the future of this continent’s large, unauthorized European population. The elders ultimately decided to extend a pathway to citizenship for those without criminal backgrounds.”

“We are prepared to offer White people the option of staying on this continent legally and applying for citizenship,” explains Chief Wamsutta of the Wampanoag nation. "In return, they must pay any outstanding taxes and give back the land stolen from our ancestors.

“Any white person with a criminal record, however, will be deported in the next 90 days back to their ancestral homeland. Rush Limbaugh will be going to Germany. Justin Bieber will depart for Canada. And the entire cast of Jersey Shore will be returning to Italy.”

Illegal white immigration has been rapidly increasing for nearly 400 years from the European countries of France, Spain and England. These illegals have ravished the land and colonized areas occupied by the natives.

Some white supporters claim the immigrants are a blessing, arguing that they take all of the menial white-collar jobs that the natives don’t even want. ‘What native would want to have a cushy salary and a corner office as an accountant, or the excess of power as senator or fortune-500 CEO,?’ they claim.

Others are not so forgiving. “Why can’t we just deport all of the Whites back to Europe?” asks Ité Omácau of the Lakota people. “They’re just a drain on our economy anyway. They came over here to steal our resources because they’re too lazy to develop their own back home… I can’t believe we’re just going to let them pay a fine. They should get to the back of the line like everybody else – behind the Mexicans.”

https://www.minds.com/blog/view/554721997607673856

Before you laugh too hard…only white people were offered amnesty.

[Manx]

@“Dangerous J” My bad, I thought that Tubman Dunk City gif came from Hax.

:tup:

[Million]

People become insane when they’re isolated from other people. I don’t know why you’re all surprised. The US is following suit, too.

I know what can happen in iso. But I also know that he was likely put in there for his own safety. Plus he killed 77 people. He was already fucked in the head.

Iso isn’t complete isolation. You still interact with the guards, staff, and get visitation depending on your state’s laws. You just dont interact with the general inmate population.

Was about to say, fool was in for 77 people, what the fuck was isolation gonna do? Fucker gonna turn into a demon?

Sheeeeit, y’know solitary confinement—that would be like a blessing to me, in the context of prison. It removes the possibility of being a bitch for Toss-Salad Man™. How is that anything but a good deal? You no longer have to worry about the rape or just “regular” violence either.

Besides— the vast majority of human beings are parasitic TRASH. The fewer you have around you, the better. I’ll take solitary confinement (for life) any day…and in such a nice little room like those pussies over in Norway apparently give to criminals? It’s disgusting that they think THAT is how you should treat the worst of humanity (ha, and I thought good ol’ USA was too pussy about how to treat criminals…Norwegians are apparently the ultimate saps then.) but I’ll definitely take that deal. I wouldn’t even want to speak to the guards…they just bring me the damn food and get the hell out of my face asap and it’s all fine.

[pedoviejo]

Native American Council offers amnesty to 220 million undocumented whites

A council of Native American leaders has offered partial amnesty to the estimated 220 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States. The “white” problem has been a topic of much debate in the Native American community for centuries, and community leaders have decided the time has come to properly address it.

Daily Currant reports, “At a meeting of the Native Peoples Council (NPC) in Albuquerque, New Mexico yesterday, Native American leaders considered several proposals on the future of this continent’s large, unauthorized European population. The elders ultimately decided to extend a pathway to citizenship for those without criminal backgrounds.”

“We are prepared to offer White people the option of staying on this continent legally and applying for citizenship,” explains Chief Wamsutta of the Wampanoag nation. "In return, they must pay any outstanding taxes and give back the land stolen from our ancestors.

“Any white person with a criminal record, however, will be deported in the next 90 days back to their ancestral homeland. Rush Limbaugh will be going to Germany. Justin Bieber will depart for Canada. And the entire cast of Jersey Shore will be returning to Italy.”

Illegal white immigration has been rapidly increasing for nearly 400 years from the European countries of France, Spain and England. These illegals have ravished the land and colonized areas occupied by the natives.

Some white supporters claim the immigrants are a blessing, arguing that they take all of the menial white-collar jobs that the natives don’t even want. ‘What native would want to have a cushy salary and a corner office as an accountant, or the excess of power as senator or fortune-500 CEO,?’ they claim.

Others are not so forgiving. “Why can’t we just deport all of the Whites back to Europe?” asks Ité Omácau of the Lakota people. “They’re just a drain on our economy anyway. They came over here to steal our resources because they’re too lazy to develop their own back home… I can’t believe we’re just going to let them pay a fine. They should get to the back of the line like everybody else – behind the Mexicans.”

https://www.minds.com/blog/view/554721997607673856

Before you laugh too hard…only white people were offered amnesty.

Natives acting like they had comparable infastructire in the US when whites came. The time for them to have had legal claims to land where long ago, list that when whitey built actual cities on what used to be their land.

Mexicans acting the same too. This southwest land is Mexico.

Ok if you say so pendejo.

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Mexico could have been a truly revolutionary nation had they sided with vicente guerrero. Half black half Mexican second president of Mexico.

But instead they chose regressive assholes who didn’t push liberal social policy such as ending slavery, and people a chance.

Had another chance with maximillio as well. And another with Zapata. But lofl Mexicans are dumb as shit

[BB_Hoody]

I talked with my recruiter today and he says that I’m good for the job in Tuscon. It’ll be about a month before everything’s good to go. But since I have all this free time I was thinking of getting into streaming, gaming on Youtube, etc just for the hell of it. Saw a vid on how to go about it and what equipment is needed. I already have a good laptop so the cost only came to about $465 from what I calculated for the Elgato capture card, Yeti Mic, and Sony Movie Maker Platinum and Photoshop editing software. I’m still gaming on a PS3 though. My games at the moment are USFIV, Sly Cooper series, Dragon’s Crown, COD Black Ops II and Borderlands 2. Along with some other games from the PSN store like Darkstakers Ressurection, Third Strike, Skullgirls.

Could I work with the games I have now? Or do I need to get a PS4 and get a bigger library of games? I’m hoping to hold off on investing in a PS4 till the job in Tuscon is secure. Either that or I start driving with Uber till that job comes through.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

http://i.imgur.com/pFLgUQe.gif - ok gif v for 24mb download button
That thing does not want to save any which way, save link as, CTRL S a page, hoverclick right click. Nada…

@ “Dangerous J” My bad, I thought that Tubman Dunk City gif came from Hax. :tup:

Give him props because I turned on the game, after seeing a bunch of presents for SadQuotes sister’s birthday :tup:

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/NBA-East-Conference-Figure----pTRU1-19692011dt.jpg

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/NBA-6-inch-Action-Figure--pTRU1-18242249dt.jpg

These guys again! $6.00 clearance, no Battle Tested Kobe, there was a Kobe

@SadQuotes - had to put this last -dumb SRK added it everytime I pressed enter anywhere, gdam
dont got that robo lebron
buy it for your sisters birthday

why does he look like darvin ham? you dont know!

or the plush Champions, SOFT EUROSWEEANS

Spoiler

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/Bleacher-Creatures-NBA-Player-10--pTRU1-18508782dt.jpg

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/NBA-Player-10-Inch-Plush--pTRU1-20496418dt.jpg

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karl malone front/back
potato head nose on the front ?!

https://i.imgur.com/DTiwTxk.jpg

That Rodman neon green is awesome, better take a closer look… and do that one with RonArtest spells defense all over his blonde head that one time in different languages, I had a pic…

http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/tru_prod_images/Reaction:-Fight-Club---Marla--pTRU1-22143572dt.jpg

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=70865806&cp=&parentPage=search

Only $5.00 for shaft’s adopted sister’s birthday!