SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

Nigga! Kids will bring out some shit in you! That unfiltered mouth! It’s like having to deal with me, but in real life where I can still get my ass beat, but I don’t know it yet! :rofl:

For real, kid could become friends with your daughter. Look out man. My daughter comes home like every day talking about some dude named Alfredo. Nigga is on the playground chasing girls. She’s like “Alfredo is chasing us all the time and we don’t want to play with him!” And I’m like “you sure do like talking about Alfredo, though…”

I’ma have to go up to the school… :bluu:

Meanwhile, my son be shakin’ off these lil stumpets left and right. It’s proof that women start earlier than guys. My son is all “Bitch can a nigga just talk about Minecraft on the playground? Shiiiit!” This lil girl always coming over and hugging him after school. I’m cool with it though, 'cause her mama fine. :coffee:

Kids, man. I tell ya. :tup:

Hyper Light Drifter is such a badass game.

@Manx

Have you ever licked a woman’s foot?

It’s cool long as you have an indoor job, and your car AC works. People come from cities with milder summers and I have to explain to them that Houston summers are like your States winters, no one is going outside.
Yea in the summer no one goes out until the sun goes down, but it becomes booty shorts season for the ladies, and sun dresses which is a plus.

Isn’t this the Mortal Kombat chick? Dude, she’s taking care of you. Busting a good nut will help you sleep better than damn near anything.

All the god damned time. Lick, suck, kiss. SMELL… Feet are fucking awesome.

:tup:

This card is my greatest weapon when combating HAX’s dyslexic posts.

The San Francisco BART is fining people $100 for manspreading.

I’m lollin’ at the shit this has gotten on Twitter.

Nah HAX’s can’t be countered, he’ll just assemble all the posts he’s dug up about you, that you yourself don’t even remember posting, in his hand like Exodia and wins outright.

I dunno what power HAX has but he can dig up some shit.

Ain’t nobody ever gave any problems in San Francisco. I mostly saw old folks in that city. The real estate must be that expensive.

I did a qt3.14 Asian chick at the arcade and I tried my best to plant my seed into her fertile womb but to no avail though I think she did like me.

Nigga…

Are you serious with this shit?

Gonna bang Jaguar’s girl so fierce she’s never gonna wanna go back to the junior league.

Hax has that obsession tech on lock.

I don’t even think about Spider-Man as much as that nigga thinks about me. Think about that for a second.

I worry that HAX is gonna find my first ever name on SRK and just re-post the dumb shit I used to ask.

I need the WTF button please. You need to get your mind right. Asses your situation and see how good you have it, before it gets taken from you by a real bruv.

Did your account get a name change? Or was it a completely different account?

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The latter.

I had a name too similar to two very well-known members on here. I changed it to be closer to something unique, although some Canadian has Razor.