But it was crucified by black people. If anything blame Jesus for making that shit popular.
Mexico’s outfatting the US last I heard. With the obesity and drug cartel problems they got down there, I start thinking most of their people look like this these days:
If Fort Max can make a comeback, why not Deejay mon?
If you think about it, 50 Shades of Grey is doing us a favor. I mean, in this day and age of SJWs and rape-fakey femnazis, you pretty much have to record all your random acts of booty so you don’t end up in jail. Now though, these crazy ass bitches actually think signing a contract is sexy! It makes perfect sense. You make her sign the contract that has loosely defined terms, make sure you record it and you’re good to go!
“Wait, the contract I signed had an oral clause in it. You just fucked me missionary, came and then rolled over and went to sleep! I thought this was going to be kinky!”
"Read the contract… Zzz… " 
:tup:
Blaming white Evangelists for spreading that shit to them.
Let’s not forget why Uganda and Jamaica are so rabid towards gays.
91 ain’t nothing son. 110 H-Town weather is where it’s at. If you don’t the akin charring off your flesh, you ain’t doing it right.
Also the humidity, lose two pounds of water weight walking to your car.
Another new poster lurker from TX. You a girl, mate?
White Evangelicals told them to kill cats tho?
They don’t know any better. Using a crucified man as a symbol for faith is fucked up already.
Maybe they thought they were doing something good.
No, Crucades does that all on his own.
I don’t get the big deal when it comes to catcalling. If someone tries to hit on you and you aren’t interested, just keep it moving.
Fuck that cat, he got lucky I would have turned his smart ass into a fukkin hand puppet. :mad:
So I was dropping my kid off at school last week, and one of her classmates was such a dick to her. She saw that he had a Plants vs Zombies comic just like her. So she said hi and stuff, and dude was so rude to her. Of course as a parent, I was ready to go in, especially when my kid doesn’t understand why he is being mean, when she is being nice. I told her not to worry, because he’s just salty that you have the hardback edition and he doesn’t. Plus he made fun of her One Punch Man shirt.
But keepin it 100, I had to fight the urge to do this to the kid.
It’s pretty tough to be constantly reminded how desirable you are. To have everyone fawning over you every minute of the day is tiring. So hard being fly in this world.
I figure most girls don’t like it cause some guys will keep following them around and then the fear of rape hits them.
Some dudes take it too far. Like sexual harassment at the work place. When done properly, it’s an art form that both parties can enjoy. But then you have fuckbrain shitheads that think they should call a chick a bitch just because she doesn’t want to handle their smegma encrusted chode.
I think you just made me realize why I started gaining weight after moving out from Houston. I really do not miss Houston summers.