SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

This week on Tumblr Thursday Fathursday!

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Those two lols though :rofl:

Fat feminazis triggered

Yeah fuck obesity, fuck high cholesterol, fuck high blood pressure, most of all being fat and unhealthy is a choice

I could make fun of you, but you are in control if how the world perceives you

A book by its cover and all that

But have some grace, melissa mccarthy dropped the weight. So can you.

But wait guys like @ā€œAmazing Funbagsā€ and @ā€œShadow Aceā€ are chubby chasers. Most likely because they don’t run that fast or have endurance training to outrun these two.

Yeah, don’t eat that whole trough of meatloaf

I’d like to hear more about that woman in the mobility scooter being hollered at.

ā€œHey baby, you…Uh. Hm.ā€

Well whaling is frowned upon these days but Captain Ahab still gotta harpoon something.

These white women will rationalize anything in order to justify their lifestyles. Most of america is white, the us has the most fat people in the world…and it consumes anything and everything sucking the lifes blood from the Earth and all the native people in it.

If you don’t want to go see Hamilton, I’ll gladly take them tix.

Hm. Came across this thread as I’m trying to branch out on what I post in.
It feels like r/kappa mixed with my old kik group mixed with a small but of 4chan.

I think I’ll just lurk for a bit.

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Get the fuck out.

@Hecatom

ohoooo some of those twitter posts about Harriet Tubman are hilarious… they are of course about her looks, and you know that shit is true. She’s an important historical figure but c’mon now, they are saying what most people thought when they saw any picture of her for the first time way back in elementary school. :lol:

Oh and with the way Hollywood casts things now—you know there will probably be a new movie ā€”ā€œHARRIET TUBMAN: UNTOLD STORYā€ā€” with Meagan Good’s fine ass playing Harriet, y’know because that’s so accurate :rofl:

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Margaret Cho out there losing her damn mind.

Did this nigga just post a frog? Oh shit, he did! That is a frog. And a baby frog too! Oh no this fool did not just post a damn tadpole up in here like it was okay!

He don’t know what we do to tadpole ass niggas up in here! :mad:

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She probably wouldn’t eat French fries out of his asshole.

I would KILL a man

Apparently she bombed at a NJ Stress Factory in New Brunswick, people saying she was too drunk and high to be up on stage. She then repeated the same bits that fell flat before, went on her rape shit, and went full SJW towards the crowd talking about white privilege and all that shit. She even caused a fight when she mentioned something negative about gay dudes.

People walked out, booed, demanded refunds, etc. She just yelled into the mic ā€œyou’re never going to get a refundā€ and continued her tirade into white privilege. Seinfeld had to come and white knight for her asking for her to have a re-do of her show at the same venue.

For years I’ve been saying Cho is unfunny and she’s actually gotten progressively worse. She doesn’t even attempt comedy, she preaches. Why would I pay to have someone just yell at me? I can go to church for free.

That ā€˜Fat is Healthy’ bullshit @Blindknagg post man…
ā€œWord of advice though.Being fat wont stop men catcalling you. At my heaviest
I was 717 lb and men would still catcall me when I was in my mobility scooter buying groceries.ā€

That Harriet Tubman news is stirring so much shit in the white community. There is nothing finer than white people’s salt. :lol:

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Clams are such weird creatures.

I gotta be in Orlando next week. It’s going to be 91 degrees there with high as fuck humidity.

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My ball sweat isn’t the problem, it’s sweat everywhere. Humidity feels like you’re wearing a skin-tight polyester body suit. I will be in my giant hotel for the entire trip except ONE NIGHT where I have to go somewhere for some personal shit.

I can already feel the suicidal thoughts brewing.

Really didn’t have to see that crucified cat… Ugh.
Thanks white people.