SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

Correct, he does.
I know him and he is a skinny asian kid. Although I haven’t seen him since 2004, so maybe he bulked up since then.

Didn’t you mention your previous username before?

I mentioned what I thought it was. It was 16 years ago, so I don’t remember it verbatim.

@Guysinsideme69 This one?

Sleep rules above all else. I still gave her d afterwards. But the next time she tries it she’s getting that EX Deautch Oven parry.

You woke up with a girl on your piece and you told the bitch to go back to sleep. Kill yourself.

Homo superior?

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/kYnXUJF.jpg

Right at 4/20…

The comments in that article are mental poison. No one has any idea how much money Colorado makes from pot taxes.

this is how i imagine Hax IRL

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/houseofthedead/images/f/f7/Magician.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110919091046

take that as a compliment , my friend.

Thats black jag right now since the dude is mad at a broad sucking his dick. I bet if it was @Zulu he wouldnt have said shit.

@Black_Jaguar that bitch better looks like something out of a Lovecraftian horror story or we’ll have to confiscate your man card.

I’ll be as ungrateful as I want to be. Bitch ass trying to live vicariously through me just because you gotta buy hotels for wifey to let you sniff the strange. Probably can’t even give her coherent dick without a candy bracelet of Cialis.

Every fuck session with Pertho ends like an episode of Dr. Phil. With a fat bitch crying, and Perth’s wife telling him it’s not his fault

Damn, I forgot to buy a bombsicle! I was gonna cosplay B. Jag. And the ice cream truck don’t come to this neighborhood… :sad:

A stack of these cards would be so useful to me.

http://i.imgur.com/YqY4EBz.jpg

:tup:

“And the camera is…off. I promise.”

Bruh, right now there is this boy named Rocky, that my daughter keeps tellin me about. I went to a parent/student activity day, and while they were on the floor for story time, my daughter loudly whispers to me (from across the room) that the boy next to her is rocky. But in all honesty, kids jump from one thing to another. My daughter had me thinking she was goin through some degrassi levels of drama during play group with her bff. It was all because my daughter was mad that her friend doesn’t like Michael Jackson.

Holy shit, Prince died.

Yep. I’m done with 2016. Call me when it’s New Year’s.

Fuck 2016 :sad: