SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

Or shitty dubs of Bruce’s movies, where everybody is David or Thomas or whatever.

Well, I guess calling him Bruce instead of Jun Fan isn’t that much better…

Ok, what the hell, man… http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhNlDE24ia4R9qFOtZ

Now, the thing that jumped out to me right away as bizarre was not the meat of the story, so to speak…but here we have a guy named KIMBERLY?! You cannot be serious™, Life! Every time I’ve seen a fruity or bullshit ass name, I often thought "…haha, what’s next…a MAN named Kimberly?" and there ya go. The dumbass parents named their SON “Kimberly”…fast forward to now and look at the results.

There’s no way the father was in the picture, of course. What man would allow the apparently crazy woman that is the mother to name his boy “Kimberly”? Now imagine the relentless teasing and humiliation the kid was destined to experience all throughout school, day in and day out for the entire time. Perhaps it’s no surprise then that he would one day end up on the local news in a bad way.

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

AYO at the title of this thread.

Val, you trying to get zesty, daddio?

that is pretty cool. I wonder how long until we have crazy sim rooms like that for gaming.

Hell, for that matter, where exactly is gaming going to go? Kinect Rooms, with cameras everywhere to monitor your moves, and crazy stuff on the floor for walking? Holographs, like the holograph table supposedly coming out in three years? Man, I keep feeling like gaming is going to evolve to a different plateau, but I dunno…

I lost track of numbers and stopped caring.

I can’t wait to hit buttons with Phoenix Wright in UMvC3.

He is everything I’ve ever wanted with a fighting game character. I also can’t wait till I can’t do any of his moves and get mad because I am horrible at fighting games.

Hey man, that is great, I am watching the swedish original version of Let Me In and the lady who gets turned into a vampire just got attacked by cats. That was hilarious. WHY WOULD THEY NOT PUT THAT IN THE AMERICAN VERSION.

My patriotic spirit died a little bit today, but it’s okay because of hilarious Lawyer and the potential for a hilarious Raccoon.

Ono needs to eat ∞**[SIZE=4] DICKS**[/SIZE]


So grass that has been around for eon’s is unfriendly because of an invention that is less than 100 years old? Cut that shit by hand then.

Now that is an actual issue that I know we had a big deal about back in WPB. They started implementing new strategies that increase the use of less potable water as well as better irrigation techinques. Hell they are even using grass that can take shitty water.

All I am saying is that in the global scheme of things, it isn’t the hardest thing in the world to turn a golf course “green” like Justin Timberlake would have it. More of an issue with the people already there in the golf industry and sport that are too stubborn make changes with their Global warming is a myth believing asses.

Takes a lot of fuel to bus around that many Mexicans and make that many rulers and pairs of scissors.

Cows are free. Joel Salitin etc.

Cow farts expel some pretty nasty shit into the atmosphere.

But we can eat them. Everyone wins.

Half Mexican here and I just wanna say, IF we can walk miles to get into this country, we sure as fuck can walk to work. Also, Mexican’s INVENTED carpooling. We innovative Ese’.

You eat cow farts?

Why haven’t we invented a machine that converts cow farts into electricity.

Yes.

i took a few minutes to think about this and, best as i can imagine, it’s because it’s more fun to laugh about gross-smelling things in the dark

seems like a very Greenpeace thing to do, turning all of your lights off and huffing “moo gas”

Are there any sites that have alpha builds/prototypes/design documents of video games? I don’t want them for playing, I just want to see them. I know you can find these things here and there, but I would like to know if there’s a site that has them all in one place.

Virtual reality will make a comeback for sure now that you no longer need those huge clunky headsets. But yeh, for the near future it’s going to be kinect/holograms. We won’t have the matrix for atleast another 150 years :sad: