This needs to be added to everybody’s bucket list
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just finished storm of crows…damn, son
Grass itself is environmentally unfriendly due to the general environmental unfriendliness of lawnmowers… which you need to use a lot on a bunch of fucking grass.
Been a rough couple of weeks, but Street Fighter’s on TV. Col. Guile’s speech just washes the blues away.
“Protein cannon”? Sounds like somebody is gonna get shot with creamy bullets, fresh from the chamber, porno style.
-Starhammer-
That, and golf courses typically require an imperial fuckton of water.
Shoot me. NOW. You didn’t bring that gun for nothing, so use it or lose it.
-Starhammer-
And that sniveling little weasel of a paper-pushing superior officer trying to get him to wipes tear away; sniffles “go home”… yeah, Guile puts him right in his place. A true American hero.
Or Belgian. Hell, I don’t know.
Million…sleep with only one of those women? Shit Million would hit’em all and be grateful.
What the hell is storm of crows?
(Geez. Mimic 2 is a decade old already?)
Fucking tweezers and this impossible, annoyingly short facial hairs. Meh. I’ll rant later.
Let’s trying being concise for once.
I see. Even as a prude, missionary only and fake-implants only sound awfully boring and odd, but not enough for me to hate on someone.
But wouldn’t that make everything ironic, Alanis?
Missionary is fun because you get to bang and a lot of access. Missionary on movies is meh.
I would hit up Alek Wek without a second thought. I like her skin; its very pretty.
missionary isn’t the fun part of it being ‘fun’ though, it’s the shit you do which imo should no longer be considered missionary.
(I think I’ll hold off on that hair-related rant still.)
I just realized I have no idea what this Alek Wek looks like. However, if she honestly is being compared to freaking Precious, then I think I shall choose to remain ignorant.
I haven’t had sex, but please note I said “missionary only”. Usually when people think “missionary only”, they automatically go to “boring, religious prude”…and this is coming from a prude.
Sounds like you want to make her into a bag.
It puts the lotion on its skin…
Heh not at all. But to say that I wouldn’t look forward to the contrast between her skin tone and mine would be an outright lie. It would all come down to her personality/intelligence to seal the deal. If it ain’t there, it’ll be a no go regardless of the person.
if i’m hitting it like it’s 1930 aka missionary, you can bet the bitch is in for a rude awaking when i start putting her ass in human pretzel form and getting sideways up in them guts.
I know I said I’d do Whoopi, but I don’t mean to imply that I wouldn’t also do Gabby Sibide (Sidibe? fuck…) and Alex Wek. All at the same time.
The Triple Thread Bonus Round…too rich for my blood, sadly. I am not as man as you, obviously.
I always lol @ Arnold Schwarzeneggers name in movies. Yeah, you REALLY look/sound like a Doug…
I seriously would fuck Whoopi for free. She looks like she would be a wild fuck, and quite possibly cook some damn yummy food. Plus it would be fun to constantly ask “You wanna make whoopi, Whoopi?”
McRib is at Mc’Donalds again. Yay?