Conan’s show has so many scripted jokes that just fail miserably either because they are lame or the studio audience is just too stupid to get it. I am seeing him dumb down ever since moving to TBS.
Chelsea’s show is way more fluid and they all just say whatever and it works for me. Easier setup for comedy gold imo.
I think he does slightly better when it’s one on one with guest since he is so willing to degrade himself at a moments notice. That other shit needs to go though.
regarding that chinese girl being run over I remember posting the following in the china v america basketball thread last month:
[INDENT=1]For an British Expat (who has had enough of the Chinese and is about to return home) living in China those scenes do don’t surprise me one bit. The level of contempt that is scorned down on me on a daily basis you would not honestly believe. if you are a “laowai” or foreigner most people have little or no respect for you. Even though they dress in western clothes, drive western cars, watch western movies, ride in a western designed subway system and love everything manufactured by Apple we are just as i get called on a regular basis a stupid foreigner (thank god for my grasp on the Chinese language) They hate America but try to emulate every aspect of their life part from respect for your fellow human being. I have seen people get knocked down of their bikes seriously injured only to see a crowd form to watch the helpless person crawl across the floor, not one person except me bothered to help. These people will send us back to the dark ages if they ever get a chance to rule the world[/INDENT]
[INDENT=1]Having lived in Hong Kong, a more “Western” part of China, for the past 21 years I have a few comments. You need to realise that the Chinese are very “tribal”. It’s as if they think the whole world is against them (perhaps from history they have a point) and now as they assert their new power they are inclined to be less civilized about it. That plus the players are young male elite (one child policy) and no doubt have a very high opinion of themselves. How dare a ref give a foul against the home team at 64 all??!! Expect more of the same as China asserts itself on the world stage.[/INDENT]
If even white people are complaining about living in China I think i’ll do my best to avoid going there.
She sounds pretty feminine but bitch looks like she still hungry and she’s not even Africa anymore…
Idk saying you piped Whoopi Goldberg(one of the few niggas to ever do as far I know) is pretty boss… and she’s rich… Whoopi…
Rock Bogart: Tosses skin off of fried chicken “Let’s eat, like gentlemen”
Post purchase?:wtf: x 1000
LOL at Justin Timberlake talking about making an enviromental friendly golf course. It’s a bunch of fucking GRASS motherfucker, shit is not that difficult, you old patting yourself on the back ass nigga.
Edit: Is there some sort of massive joke with this Jimmy Fallon guy having his own show and doing commercials? Nigga can’t even act in a fucking commercial with a baby and come off as even slightly humorous. Like all that god deemed unfunny was instilled into one singular persona. Are we supposed to laugh at the irony of the situation or what?
If you cover over his mouth, it looks like hes biting into a warm, crispy piece of fried chicken. It’s only crispy with dat skin. :tup:
I’d fuck Whoopi for free. It would have to be Sister Act era Whoopi though
i came in here expecting a high caliber discussion on the various types of protein powder people use/prefer.
whoops
…oh yeah, and for the money, I’d continue the relationship with Whoopi if I could. She had quite a few movies from years ago, money rolling in from ABC/The View, I think she’s done some voice-acting work, along with her time as a stand-up comic, though that was most likely the smallest piece of the financial pie… stand-up comedy doesn’t appear to pay that well at all (*which seems strange and unfair considering how tough and awkward it is.). Anyway, I’d be her secret boytoy if it resulted in a my ascension to a higher standard of living.
The goldmine would be Oprah, of course…hell yeah. There would be no reason to leave her, really…continue to play the cards right and you might even end up in the will! Yeah, I need a rich, famous woman…well, wealth is more important than fame. I’d have no shame in being a golddigger. Women have been playing that game forever.
That game looks like blazing hot garbage. Now that they’ve released the gem system, the does actually go down the rabbit hole. Only way that shit is going to work is if they have a way to avoid grinding modes for them, avoid having to buy extra ones, and make it super easy to equip them on the character select screen. So far Ono has made walkspeeds shitty, jumps very goofy, made a lot of normals ass and gangbanged the input system. If he can’t get basic shit right, why would anybody let him do more to a game?
That’s like letting somebody getting into a respected symphony who can’t play his scales right.
Ugh. Damn. I don’t know, after Googling images of all three, I think I’d have to go with Alek Wek because her body is the least gross of the three.
I just picture Whoopi and Gabby Sidibe causing me to react with instant vomit when they got naked. I’d maybe go with Whoopi if it wasn’t current Whoopi—The View Whoopi.
The slow motion version really captures the drama. This is video of the year for me. The sound of those waps is crucial. It’s probably bad that I laugh every time I see it, but oh well.
(Oh, great. SFxT hate. I can’t say I’m fan of that game either, but…)
So Million admits that Whoopi Goldberg can be or has at least been relatively attractive at one point?
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Wait. It’s still comprehensible by humans?
Clearly, my rock-hard robot body has failed.
nothing really. i’ve always been talking trash about and to Ducky. contrary to popular belief he actually doesn’t like porn. he’ll never defend it when people are talking shit about the porn he doesn’t care about. he only likes watching Vivid shit or BangBros shit. all women must have huge fake implants regardless of their body type. missionary with guy on top only. somehow everybody’s up his ass because of that? fuck outta here.
same thing with MarkMan. buy 15 units of the same retail joystick; leave it unmodded (sometimes even unopened) in your closet and everybody’s up your ass all the time. corporations are throwing money at you for having your finger on the pulse of the modern gamer. fuck outta here.
I thought we weren’t talking about money/marriage/getting a bitch pregnant. Because if those things were involved, then my choice would definitely swing in Whoopi’s favor. Bitch is hella rich. I want some of that Sister Act Color Purple money.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN singing in his best Destiny Child’s voice:
Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Can you pay my automobills?
Then maybe baby we can chillllllll.
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Man, that’s a really tough question y’all. Whoopi is out of the question unless it involves her money. Wek is straight up charcoal black which is unacceptable. And Gabby Sidibe is fat, and I love fat chicks, but her face is horrible, so that’s a no go.
Does the question really have an answer?
You could always take the gunshot to the head.
using something non-ironically is itself the ultimate irony
…also i’ve been watching too much breaking bad
personally, if forced just to (try to) fuck, probably wek…but I think I’d get along with Whoopi a lot better.
speaking of gaylord, i miss the days of old where i’d be playing uo and stumble on someone named gaylord (an npc of course). that would stop me in my tracks no matter what i was currently doing and continuously cast incognito until i was gifted with the randomly generated npc name gaylord, followed by flagging myself a criminal and recalling straight to the bank to get people to attack me. who wouldn’t attack someone named gaylord? i would. man i loved being the biggest asshole possible in that game.