Wow SFXT: SE is only 70$? Not bad.
For Million (or anyone),
If you were held at gunpoint and forced to sleep with one of the following women
A) Whoopi Goldberg
B) Alek Wek
C) Gabby Sidibe (Actress from the Precious movie)
Which would you choose?
Id probably go with Whoopi.
Discuss.
I don’t think drinking is cool. And I don’t think “drunk posting” is funny.
But I drank a steely tallboy earlier, and I want another beer. If I have one, though, I’ll likely be uncomfortable when I try to go to sleep in a few minutes. This is like the purgatory of intoxication. I feel like I’m getting a decidedly awesome handjob that will never result in climax.
its like ok
whoopi and 2 legit ugly women
its obv whoopi
I’d say this is surprisingly easy… Alek Wek is immediately eliminated from serious consideration, since I consider her to be slightly worse than the other 2. Alek actually looks like a dude to me. So, the real decision is between Whoopi and Gabby… even though Gab has youth on her side, I’d go with Whoopi. This is also despite Whoopi’s horrible “smoke voice” that sounds like she always needs to clear her throat. I recall her looking surprisingly tolerable…even decently hittable back in this movie called Corina, Corina…and Jumpin’ Jack Flash. (*ok I’ll admit it right here and now… that scene in Jumpin’ Jack Flash where her dress got caught in the shredder machine… yeah, I chubbed up a bit off that scene…on this one occasion, Whoopi was in a scene that actually began to awaken the spirit of TOGURO™! …just a “semi” though…it was not awakened to the full 100% power.)
There’s really no upside to Gabby, imo…I doubt she would be hot even after some extreme weight loss (*possibly…it’s difficult to even picture her drastically “made over” with significantly thinner physique). There’s the the money…but Whoopi most likely has much more money, haha so she loses on that note too.
Yep, Whoopi “wins” this.
because they want to be in someone’s movie. someone needed a stuntman to get kicked in the dick while doing air flares. i wonder who…
i used to be able to do that. :sad: the phrase “hey it’s THAT guy!” while watching something never passed through my lips. i had it on lock. i knew who they were already.
“that’s Chris Mulkey, you jackass. not Chris Cooper” i would smugly reply knowing full well that Mulkey and Cooper can’t even tell themselves apart.
alek wek looks like if she opened her mouth a tiny alek wek head would come out and hiss at you
I’d also pick whoopie, at least she is a ugly human.
Fucking gabby would be like wrestling with garbage bags full of pig shit.
If it’s just purely sex and there’s no chance of getting any of these hoes pregnant I’ll go with Wek. I would need a slingshot to get up in Gabby and I don’t think I could get it up. With Whoopi… gods man. She sounds like she needs a stoma. I’ve never heard Wek speaks so I don’t know how feminine she sounds. Hopefully feminine enough to keep my dick hard when she moans.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
If Alex Wek would grow long hair, this would be an easy match. At least she’s got a model’s body. And I’m assuming we’re fucking with the lights off.
But then you end up with a copy of SFxT. Not a good look, imo.
Sup homeslices. MAN, I miss this world. I’m also going to be rotating “gaylord” into my daily lexicon now as well, I miss that term terribly.
Sorry TIS, I realized I made a bad typo in the other thread. Washing your underwear with another grown man’s is MORE (much, much more) gay than open mouth kissing another grown man. I was saying that since you’ve already practically jumped into bed with him, might as well just put it in. Just embrace it at this point, honestly.
I’m also going to support the sanctity and legitimacy of washing your underwear with your kid’s at the same time…to NOT support that is weird. What are the implications in a man’s head that would cause him to think that’s gross?
An adult father/son pairing is obviously not what we’re talking about though, right?
Also, Alek Wek has a fashion model’s body, which I find kind of strange and a bit unattractive. Catwalk models are supposed to be skinny and angular, right? With weird, angry faces. Because they are selling the clothes, you’re not supposed to really notice them. They are not like swimsuit/lingerie/normal/good looking models at all, who sell themselves. Every dude that buys something from Victoria’s Secret online is actually trying to buy Adriana Lima but they accidentally end up getting undergarments in the mail instead like some horrible prank.
They should fuck up sometimes and send folks naked underwear models.
Alek Wek, so I could say I banged a fashion model along with getting some much needed SRK-cred. :tup:
Also, blood diamonds.
That’s not very sanitary though.
Oh man, I have been on a bad eBay binge tonight. Should I buy a full Stormtrooper costume for like $400? I have no idea what I’d do with one, but I feel like that’s a question you answer post-purchase when it comes to stuff like this.
You could bang Alek Wek in it and call it an art project.
???
Profit!
Yes you should Carpet Lint.
I’d bang Guinan, as long as she gave me sage advice throughout. And served me space alcohol.
What?
Why is Chelsea better than the new Conan?
Chelsea’s funny enough, but her show is mostly just a long string of jokes about the random sexual depravities of the guests/celebrities/whomever.
Conan is hysterical.
Speaking of Conan, I have tickets again for next monday. Fuck yeah