SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

Where is Specs?

(Killing time…)

No! I will have the last word, good sir!

So “yes” as in Bizarro “yes”, no?

That is all?

But I can’t. You and I have contaminated the dryer of this thread like the ghost of a dick-print by both spelling out what you were actually using GAM for it. Thus if I asked anyone now, then of course they’d say “Grown Ass Man”. Duh.

So a mere snide comment about it how seems like a word and another, more widespread acronym alongside just asking why you didn’t just want to wash it again is running my mouth? Okay.

By directly acknowledging its existence? Also okay.

shrug

Regardless, fair enough. I’ve always claimed to be fairly boring, so I would have been more surprised if you had actually responded to directly. Well, more directly beyond this direct paragraph saying you wouldn’t directly respond to it when there was really nothing that needed to be respond to there beyond an acknowledgment…which you gave by saying you were ignoring it. Funny how that works.

Who said I was bothered? Finding something absurd isn’t the same thing as being “bothered” by it, especially when someone brings it up in public.

Also, boredom. You’re rather overstating my (or anyone in this thread’s, really, including probably your own) personal emotional investment in any of this.

BTW, I was already aware of this from the beginning. Like I said, boredom. Hardly anything personal.

It’s the Internet. I realize that the Internet is serious business, but boredom trumps seriousness. Entertain me.

cuz the porn thread sucks. can’t talk about porn in there, just yap about your favorite girl that got boringly railed on the same couch some other dude’s favorite girl got boringly railed on. axeman and soviet are trying, but they’re just violinists on the Titanic.

Ducky is the iceberg that fucked everything up

Hatred Edge is Kate Winslet at the end when Leo was holding on to the boat

i’m Billy Zane IRL. swag

Underwear is serious. Step your broke-ass undies off my Jordan-approved Hanes. Lest ye wish to rumble in the laundromat.

sup billy how fun was filming the phantom

damn im mad i didnt i didnt check my email today. missed out on an oppportunity to work on a ryan reynolds movie…the title of the email literally said: African-American Male for STUNT WORK

:lol: :lol:

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

How many people here have actually used the term “homeslice” other than when cake or bread was involved? I have never used it or heard anybody use it seriously. It didn’t even sound hard in the 90s. And in the 90s despite all the colorful shit, the hood niggas I knew were still all about being hard. “Homeslice”? I don’t know anybody who could pull that off seriously.

The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced white people created that term while trying to stay ahead of the black people trying to stay ahead of the curve.

i smashed Buffy and CZJ while Shang Tsung was lookin at my dick

4.9 imdb swag

sometimes us whites get pretty meta

Whatever Homeskillet, you will never be ahead of the curve when it comes to black slang. We got street scientist in the field right now. Each one of them actively coming up with over a dozen ways to destroy foundations of the english language.

Hell, The Damned pushes the limit to human comprehension every time he types out these novels that he likes to call “replies”.

i know its exactly for that movie. i was gonna make sag money…aka i was about to pay off all my bills lolol.

Ryan Renolds is terrible just like Deadpool. But I will however say in their defense that they were both passable in the begining until popularity went to their heads. Which is sad considering that they are both fictional characters.

the only reason ryan is considered for deadpool is cuz of blade 3. which he was just droppin f bomb jokes. deadpool is soo gonna be pg13 lol and fans will be hella mad

slade wouldnta let his movie be pg13

:rofl: that horn in reverse made my week, Mil.

First of all, this proves that you don’t have to pay the electric bill for a family. Once you do, your gayness threshold will be lowered.

Also, you need to further lower that bar by looking at real porn where the girl is fully clothed (of some sort) and you quickly get off by only looking at a few square inches of her non-vaginal, anal, or mammary physiology. I have transcended pornography in this way, and it is wonderful. WONDERFUL. :tup:

Finally, reset router, update firmware, change settings, save to file, email said file to yourself. Go to sleep with your dick in your hand while watching Ava Angelina claims to break a dick in half. :rofl:

His Kevin Bacon score would have gone up by 1. At least.

No. You are not the IMDB rolodex. That is my former co-worker, who could cross-reference actors and their respective films better than current standard database software. Nice, though. :coffee:

but im keeping my stunt resume ready just incase they email me again.

so i assume the knee is good to go?

nope. lol. but sometimes you cant let an opportunity like this slip through your hands. Their are like no stuntmen in boston, at least from my own research…everyones literally moved to ny,lousiana and la. even fewer black stunt men in the biz it seems. so seeing something like this in boston just seems like a sign by the universe for me ya know?

im on the tail end of my rehab, and i know its really risky at this point. but i gotta at least try, dunno when id get an opportunity like this again.

BOOOOOOOOOOOtosses tomatoes, fried chicken, and watermelons

Nah but real talk I don’t understand these instructions beyond resetting the router… update what firmware and what settings… agh, Ava Angelina you’ll be mine ONE DAY!!!

Tossing fried chicken what are you, RockB?