SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

That’s bullshit because you are part of the 1%.

“Things are fucked up and that’s bullshit!” OccupySRK

Not me! My posts are bad. I need help. TS, I’ll believe post deletion when you delete one of your own!

What is this…2009’ers and later are plotting a revolucion?

I’ll get my shine on one day…

The SRKongress owes me some good posts, I can’t make them happen by myself… #occupywallstreet

Yeah nigga, it’s the motherfucking takeover, we will take back SRK from the O.G’s…

Or maybe it’s a clever plot by yours truly to drive out the infidels and trap them!

I would like to be part of this revolution. I am a huge fan of Prince.

Some dude’s name on FB was “Staylow Proe” WTF

You’re welcome Mr. Prime…I should throw people off again and have an avatar with a chick with a big ass…that isn’t black

“Death…by snoo snoo!”

-Starhammer-

I’m now curious…who’s mammaries are those in your av?

I would gladly give away some of my posting powers if it made the Internet a less retarded place.

No idea…(again)

I always found it ridiculous that people try to segregate their tastes in women by race.

Some white women are gorgeous, some are hideous, and most are unremarkable.
Some black women are gorgeous, some are hideous, and most are unremarkable.
Some Asian women are gorgeous, some are hideous, and most are unremarkable.
Et cetera.

What is the takeaway here? If it’s anything other than “race doesn’t make a difference and it’s all just a big bell curve,” I suspect the issue at hand is the weird socialization problems and hang-ups people have, rather than being 100% honest about what legitimately attracts their penises.

I have yet to try one of those that don’t taste like carbonated cat piss.

Monsters are liquid heart attacks in a can. That Neuro shit has this weird consistency to it. Can’t explain it. Just weird kinda like something you would get out of some tropical fruit.

monster does shit to me, but then again i only get sugar free energy drinks…so that may be why.

Beer gone bad is so bad. I was saving this last bottle of Founder’s Harvest Ale for like over a month, crack it open tonight after going to a screening of The Room (saw Tommy Wisseau. Did not see Mark), and was immediately met by the smell of spoiled beer. That shit is only brewed once a year. Damn.

Instead I just got wasted on Trappist ale.

michelle obama is a top shelf 40-50 year old black woman, you “hating for the sake of hating”-ass niggas need to fall back.

I was thinking about this last night actually. What would the tiers be for various girls? Where would a white trash girl tier vs a valley girl or an emo girl? What about a ghetto hood rat vs a black chick from the suburbs.

Also Michelle Obama is meh. Not ugly but not something I’d go out of my way for. The Williams sisters would get it fo sho

Michelle O. has a nice big ass if I recall…I would definitely pounce it immediately. I’d love to get the real details from Obama himself about how long it took before he hit that inside the White House…(you know the line he might’ve said: "well baby…time to make it official and christen this place…" with Art of Noise “Moments in Love” playing softly in the background… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIcmIhOesaI )I’d also want to know the location(s) when they first got it on in there…along with positions. Or, perhaps they wait until they are on vacation? Have they banged while on Air Force One? There’s so many questions.

Hot first ladies? Sheeeit, Jackie O. would get drilled with the quickness too…at least back then in her prime of course. She would probably have given it up relatively easy in the context of an emotional rebound when/if finally coming to terms with John’s apparent infidelity…yes yes that would be quite an interesting situation.


Left 4 Dead 2, folks. IMPOSSIBLE with Realism on. I just noticed yesterday that they have a special mode added as of recently that is even worse— “Iron Man” mode is Expert with Realism rules, with NO ammo or respawning after death. No respawn means that if the whole group is wiped out at any point in the campaign…that’s IT. You all will have to start over from the first part of that campaign. (*normally, you would at least start back at the safe room in the beginning of that chapter/scene whatever…each campaign has like 5 segments/stages like this, where you start in the safe room you made it to from the previous scene.) I really cannot think of a shooter that could possibly be more difficult than this game once you put the “Realism” rules on.

Goodness gracious Jessica Chobot is on the Attack of the Show repeat right now…yes yessss

sounds like you need a posse val