SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

boel, is that paul gilbert in your av?

Search fields, mane. I’m very particular. That’s actually how I came across (Intended?) the armpit clip. I saw something really similar in a hentai clip as well.

I don’t hate on the calf thing. It’s just not for me, not being a leg man. Legs only serve the purpose of supporting asses. Not that I’m such an ass man, either.

hell yeah dat paulu gilbertosan

Oh yeah, for the record, I did not do a search for armpit fucking.

The Internet is a terrible place.

^ A little late there brah

my bad

Funbags, it took me quite a while to realize that the barrel of a gun was pointing directly at me in your av.

You’ve done well my boy.

You’ve done well.

Yo, Whats so amazing about Pippa’s ass? It’s mid tier at best tbh.

White people are weird when it comes to physical attractiveness. How strong is white guild that on multiple occasions, whether directly to me or within my presence, have stated how attractive Michelle Obama or Serena Williams are. I know you are lying through your teeth white people. You look at these two and think nothing but Animal Planet.

when i see michelle obama i think condoleeza rice

obama is definitely out of his wife’s league if you ask me. he should be with someone a lot more foxy.
i can’t think of the last attractive first lady we’ve had. michelle obama is better than Eleanor Roosevelt for sure.

you’re right though, ‘sensitive’ white people i know tend to talk about how attractive the first lady is and i just want to be like ‘shut the fuck up and stop trying to make black people like you. michelle obama is fugly’

Reminds of of some convo I had at work a few years ago about attractive pop singers or something. I and another guy kept listing people like Mya and Beyonce and those 3LW broads. The third guy a white dude interjected to proudly exclaim, “Erykah Badu is freakin gorgeous!” In a “yep after careful research and consideration, I’ve finally decided on one black woman that looks good to me” kind of way… not in a Robert Deniro or Dirk Nowitzki kind of way.

I don’t give a shit if black girls or another race doesn’t do it for you. Hell, you get points for being honest. Michelle Obama looks alright, a better sight than about 50 years’ worth of first ladies, but she looks she has hammertoes.

Mrs. Obama is flat-out the “wtf - did you knck her up and decide to do right?” side of ugly.

Serena Williams… my only concern is that her legs would crush me to death mid-orgasm.

Ever since I got mod powers on this website I feel like Cypher from the first Matrix movie. I’m aware of the truth behind everything and yet I would love to go back in. To jack back into being oblivious.

Crybabies in the suggestion thread making you feel blue there Val? Cheer up. Maybe they’ll make a meme image to claim you’re a douchebag.

Final Destination 3 was on earlier. I had never seen it until today. Now I wish I never had.

Like they did for Stu? That’d be awesome!

Also it’s not them. Not in particular. It just seems lately it’s gotten worse. Or maybe with mid terms and term projects I just don’t have the patience I normally have.

Valaris is losin it. The mass cleansing shall begin soon. Steeples fingers Eeeexcelent.

#OccupyGD!

I’m tired of 1% of the posters controlling 90% of the good posts. People who make good posts should be forced to give 50% of them to less-fortunate posters, so everyone has the same amount of good posts.

That’s why I’m gonna sit in this chair until things change.

#occupychair