SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

(Might as well this before going for a walk. Again.)

Son of Winter: "What…"
Giraffipede: "I am allegory for allegory itself."
Son of Winter: "I’m not going to fuck you."
Giraffipede: “Then sadly allegories are not for you.”

:lol: Oh, Olgaf.

Do not want.

I’m pretty sure you got “jipped” as soon as you decided to see Paranormal Activity. Yes, I mean the first one. You’re that at fault.

That arguably says more about black women being kinda eh than people legitimately finding Michelle Obama unattractive or ugly.

When it comes the current First Lady, I don’t find her ugly myself, I just think she has a really weird jawline. I remember getting flack at work like a year after they both got into office for saying that her jaw and teeth reminded me of a horse.

She’s otherwise fine looking, though, and definitely not out-and-out ugly (to me). Could Obama have possibly done better looks-wise? Maybe. Would that “better-looking” wife have likely been a bigger bitch and not as cool as personality-wise as Michelle Obama? Probably.

P.S. It shames me to admit it, but I think that Condeleeza Rice is slightly better looking than Michelle Obama, even though I greatly dislike Rice.

I wonder if Hilary and Bill ever fucked post-Lewinsky?

you are all revolting

What?! Rice? really? That woman looks like she would stab you in the heart the moment you blinked, like some kind of Weeping Angel. Rush your shit down the second you weren’t looking. She’s the most untrustworthy lookin bitch i ever seeeeeeeeen.

When I see Rice, I always pretend I’m playing Starfox trying to navigate through the gap in her front teeth.

joycelyn elders still the realest president appointed black lady

(Ugh. Such sloth.)

I figure I should address this issue before I finally leave for a bit since RSG3 somehow wildly misread what I posted.

Hence why I said that, to my great shame, I thought that Rice was slightly better-looking, which has fuck all to do with her with horrible personality, which would be part of why I greatly dislike her. Rice just has a slightly lesser jaw (even with that wide-tooth gap, which means very little to me), which is less “odd” to me than Michelle’s longer jaw. I mean, I’m sure I could get used to it since I got used to Eric Balfour having a longish face between Six Feet Under and Syfy shows, but it still takes a bit of doing and I don’t exactly go out of my way to get accustomed such things.

So, if we’re talking about a purely shallow, visual basis like pretty much most of you when talking about when, then, yeah, Rice “wins” over Michelle. Does this mean that I would ultimately get with her over Michelle? Hell no, even if we weren’t allowed to consider personality.

However, if we were considering personality, then Rice instantly combusts & turns to ash and Ms. Obama gets ravished every day, experiencing vaginal destruction on par with the bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima by the time I’m done with her since she actually gives a damn about people and the world unlike the at least last three First Ladies and so many other people.

Geez. I do have taste you know, Radiant. Not sure why I have to spell that out.

I never mentioned her personality Damned…I said she LOOKED shady. The very look of her is a shifty eyed back stabbing bitch. She looks like she would kill yoi in your sleep. I never said anything about the she devil personality to go along with the evil looks. Not sure why i have to spell that out XP.

Michelle Obama is the best looking first lady since Jackie O.

Jackie O was a bitch though, so Michelle Obama wins.

eleanor roosevelt and barbara bush would like to have a word with you vslash

Jackie O wasn’t a bitch.

She gave her husband freeplay - how could she possibly be a bitch?

Are you ever playing these days, or is all your time taken up with making 3/4 view composition avas of yo’ self and yo’ self?

Is the word “Put your penis in my butt”?

Also are you ready to watch Rasslin tonight, I am. I think?

Also again, I think later this week you need to play MvC3 with me Sho2. I have to relearn how to play again before ultimate comes out.

Oh shit, Clu 2 can play with me too. I think I’ll get on later today after I eat lunch. So at like 1:30ish? I will be really bad.

yeah rasslin prob gonna be bad, but ill prob watch if i make it home in time.

I got vacation so I am going to use it wisely playing video games and watching eraserhead. I am a wise time user guy.

(One more…)

I don’t recall anything that indicated Jackie O was a bitch.

I don’t know. “Looks like she’ll stab you in the back” seems pretty personality-based (or, at least, an assumption about personality based on looks), so it still seemed like you were getting on me for my shallow assessment even if that’s her actual personality.

Regardless, I still don’t know why you brought up it though considering a lot of people find other people attractive who are (or seem) pretty obviously untrustworthy looks-wise. It just seemed kinda…unrelated unless you wanted to start talking about that and how people need to stop being led by their genitalia just because someone looks “good”.

Awesome.

I am still the single worst MVC3 player ever.

Ever.

Boel actually gets online and plays vid’yah games?

Bullshit.

I had his inactive ass account on my friends list forever and a day, and his account read:

Last Sign-In: 5 minutes after the last time he got laid.

So I KNOW that’s nonsense.

She was a huge bitch that hated orphans. Go tell your friends and let the facts spread across the land.

Boel stopped playing when Moon Diver broke his heart. I completely understand.

Now it is time for lunch, I have to learn how to play again so I can beat up Sonicbid. Also Ckrazy. Oh vidya games, I stopped playing for like 3 days when the game first came out and everyone learned like 300 more comboz.

Oh.

Did not know.

I still give her props for letting Mr. President have freeplay.

Have we ever had a first lady worth mentioning, then?

Beat sonicabid.

giggle, snort

Also: Akuma, Wesker, Wolverine.

:confused: GL with that, VS.

It feels like I’m playing contra when I play him, only I DON’T know the patterns, and I ain’t got 30 men.

I gotta ask, how’d you get unbanned Clu?