SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

I like that Nickleback song about the loser who has a crush on the girl who lives in the apartment next to his but he’s to chicken shit to ask her out and instead listens to her fucking guys through the wall. I have a feeling it’s autobiographical, and it rather sums up my opinion of the band.

thurst flaunting his horrible taste again

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American Horror Story is so entertaining!

American horror story is ass.

Horror show about white people with white people problems being scared by white people ghosts.

Just downloaded porn from 95. Shoutouts to being 10!

yeah, let’s make a horror show with black people in it. last 1/2 an episode because the black people ran away after the lights flickered once.

blacks are cowards*

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Set it in Korea. I hear they scatter at the sight of a black person like roaches in light.

I don’t know, I’d love to see an old, black “Granmomma” with a bible up against the Paranormal Activity demon. The whole thing would end in a cookout.

It could be a haunted movie theater story. The movie would be on, you’d hear tons of annoying chatter, then the houselights would come up and BAM. Not a single black person to be seen. Eery.

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After that first vid, I have to see this fucking movie.

white girl involved. doesn’t count.

Cause you know, she totally kicked Michael out of a window lol.

All she did was give Busta a reason to come back and deep fry that Jew.

BURN MOTHER FUCKER BURN!!!

white girl pheromones catalyze UNR. this is common knowledge. thumbs up for Coal Chamber though.

White girl pheromones catalyze the known UNIVERSE. Meyers got the same power boost son. How else you think he was chunking Busta Bust around like a rag doll with only like one fucking arm.

true, but i’d also argue that even though Rhymes is obviously white girl powered up, his blackness hinders him from accessing his super strength. black super strength can only be accessed through facing a racist opponent. Meyers isn’t racist so Rhymes cannot throw him around like a rag doll.

Which just makes it all the more impressive that he was able to deal with a supernatural Slasher with only his kung fu and a few hilarious lines of dialoge. Average black dude that tries to play it straight and not do all the retarded shit that you see from white people in horror movies ,with their myriad of terrible decisions, still die quicker than an adult male Mayfly.

i think my favorite kevin bacon movie is Tremors. that thing is classic

Hell ya. I love the elephant gun in this scene.

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Yeah, Black people already had their chance to make a Ghost story.

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It’s a good 'un.

I love how each subsequent film loses another one of its principle actors. It’s like, “Here’s a list of actors who aren’t desperate enough to do another one of these things, in descending order of how important they are.”

so as some of you know i work at the gap. Now recently we got a slew of new kids clothes…that um…look a tad familiar to me.

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