SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

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ok, some you fucks need to recognize that old metallica is still baller as fuck. master of puppets and justice for all still go hard, but that’s pretty much all i’ll rep lol.

edit: fucking master of puppets = too good. i’m glad someone mentioned metallica to remind me about that album, listening to it now.

edit2: man, tremors is fucking hilarious, mostly due to kevin bacon.

  1. Metallica was great, still great with the Black album. Napster killed them, period.

  2. I fucking hate Adam Sandler now. He went away from the shit he used to do to be funny (Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison), and is slowly degenerating into stereotypical jewish comedy. Just call yourself Adam Seinfeld and be done with it. Where is the funny ass shit that made up Stan and Judy’s Kid??? That new movie, like EVERY FUCKING MOVIE made by once great comedians (such as Jim Carrey) is a train wreck full of abortions.

  3. One of my best friends has the ENTIRE movie of Tremors memorized, line for line. It’s fucking hilarious seeing him act the full thing out. I’ll have to youtube that shit someday. I still await a Tremors game, and a decent well budgeted sequel. It’s still the number two Kevin Bacon movie though. I shouldn’t even need to remind you what #1 is:

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adam sandler hasn’t been like ever…chris farley is another guy that was never funny.

talking mess about farley, son? you’ve got to be kidding, his SNL shit alone is still unfuckwitable.

fucking ebaumsworld.com is the only place i could locate the chip n dales clip. not going to link that website directly, but here’s part of the url that isn’t already obvious (video/watch/322345/).

then there’s the motivational speaker character, greatness… when you live in a van down by the river.

you can sub in any fat slob for farley and the shit would be equally funny. jack black has been doing chris farley better than chris farley ever did for the past 10 years.

jack black is good at over acting and not being funny except for maybe his part in that garbage ass movie known as orange county.

(Someone remind me to e-slap Master Chibi on the back of there head because now I keep filling in that front page headline of "Street Fighter X Tekken Developer Blog Reiterates that Gems…" with “Are Truly, Truly Outrageous”. Damn memes.)

Fuck. I missed Archer last night, didn’t I? Which is funny because I woke up right before that third earthquake.

Speaking of which, I have to wonder how often the (local) news mentions Facebook or Twitter nowadays. I mean the exactl because I already know the general answer: Too fucking much.

Or what? You’re going to rate my calves as ugly?

I’m terrified over here.

The “why the rage?” question made me chuckle the most. As much as I don’t think everyone from the past couple of years is that dumb, holy shit do the rest of them try to make up for that underachievement gap.

Harold Camping isn’t dead, unfortunately. He just had a stroke shortly after his other “prediction” this year failed.

Personally, I would much appreciate it if him being wrong about today just finished him off so we don’t have to hear about this dumb ass again, especially since 2012 is bound to be filled with such “predictions”.

This reminds me. Is Silva Browne’s fraudulent ass still alive? I’d like to think not.

I don’t really need to fight you on this since I’m pretty sure like 80% of the people who think Daniel Tosh is actually funny only do so because they think he’s fuckable. So, good to know how you feel about him.

I’m with Weeks on this one.

don’t get it twisted, jack black sucks too, wiht a few notable exceptions.

word. he was pretty funny in orange county tho lol. i think i’m biased towards that being acceptable for me due to his hand in harold ramis eating rolls.

Speaking of fat white unfunny dudes, Chris Farley.

Target does not sell beer before 9 a.m.

this confused me.

The first four albums were solid. And Justice… is my particular favourite. But anything after that just sounds like watered down shit to me, fuck this Lou Reed shit.

This is not a surprising comment. It is indicative of the comedy these two do. Tosh appeals to the masses, Hicks appeals to comedy nerds. Tosh’s comedy is textbook lowest common denominator comedy. It’s commercial comedy. It’s simple and it appeals to the widest possible audience. He’s not doing anything groundbreaking and his shit will be forgotten five years from now. Look at a basic Tosh “I love being white” jokes. Yeah, it’s true and funny, but it’s basically a dumbed down version of Louis CK’s comedy. The fact that Louis CK is just now becoming popular after 20+ years in the business is quite telling of the general comedy knowledge of your average person.

In the end, Bill Hicks will always be remembered as one of the most brilliant commentators of society while Tosh is just gonna be another funny guy that no one cares about in a few years. I’m not bashing Tosh, he has some funny jokes, but he’s not even comparable to Hicks.

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There is an insane amount of shit going on in SFxT. I mean, what the fuck:

  • 5 different types of Gems
  • Super Charging of moves, dash cancelable (counter hit on your next attack of you cancel a lvl2 charge)
  • Launchers
  • Cross Rush
  • EX moves
  • Switch Cancel
  • Cross Cancel
  • Super Arts
  • Cross Arts
  • Cross Assault
  • Pandora mode

It was what, not even a year ago when people were complaining about SF4 being too simple? Now the pendulum has swung the other way.

That being said, these last couple of introduced mechanics are pretty out there.

as far as stand up goes, i just saw patrice o’neal’s last special…shit is hilarious.

What is wrong with you. Liking Nickelback and slamming Adam Sandler and Chris Farley on the same page.

Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy - nothing? Goddamn. The Herlihy Boy House Sitting Service? Schmitt’s Gay?

Some things are a matter of opinion. But when you say shit like Adam Sandler and Chris Farley are not funny or that the Mona Lisa is a piece of shit painting…those are just straight up objectively false statements.

Adam Sandler and Chris Farley even crossdressed constantly! How do you black people not love that shit?

it’s like masturbating in a time machine!

holy mother of pete. hahahahahahaha. its like sf4 was really a damn warm up for this game.