SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

He is just some douche who is tailored to appeal to the shitty opinions and values of other privileged douches. He usually sounds like a character that Rockstar would make up and put in a GTA radio station to make fun for fratboy shitheads.

No worse then the internet providing you with annoying pictures.

And that explains why Stu and I find him funny :rofl:

I just wanted to pop in and say my mouth is pretty as well. My lips, man.

Hurry up, Friday. God damn.

The booty on that white broad in the new Old Navy commercial is quite nice…they show her from the side as she lifts weights, and she has black spandex leggings on…that side profile is wonderful…looked almost like the capital letter “P”.

*I’m still amazed by people drawing attention to themselves as they scam the hell out of some unemployment benefits… unbelievable, man. So there you are, working 3 or 4 places while getting the UI benefits…making sure to NOT report anything on those weekly certifications…one check/payment doesn’t show up and you have the nerve to actually contact us like “UHHHH, WHERE’S MY CHECK FOR LAST WEEK?” You cannot be serious with that. The level of stupidity in that situation is amazing. In fact, I’d say most of these dumbasses get caught purely because they bring attention to themselves.

Honestly, I think he’s hilarious. Sometimes he’s on point, and sometimes he’s just being an asshole, but hey, assholes are funny so whatever.

You only have yourself to blame good sir.

Daniel Tosh > Bill Hicks comedy wise.

fight me.

I just laugh at the fact that the picture looks like a butch lesbian trying their hardest to look manly. Sorry Stuart. I can see where the aggressiveness comes from though. Just don’t go jumping over any counters at Mcdee’s

Rock I think that image broked. But I saw the URL and I understand the premise.

Damn, man. I’m jealous. I should throw up a pic of me up on here, and maybe someone will praise my moments with comic sans.

I walk up to the bird seed and see a giant fucking ACME weight hanging above it.

“What to do…what to do…”

Holy shit! This is awesome.

I love you STU.

I like Tosh’s stand up.

His show seems okay.

EDIT: Holy shit, that stu compilation is worse than pathetic. It’s inspiring me to be a bigger dick in the comments if it means random people are gonna get so butthurt about it.

God Stu why you such a douche? The poor little stream monster are gonna cry.

Sheeeit, now that the commercials for this mess are being run on a regular basis, I think the George C. Scott reaction clip deserves an encore performance: [media=youtube]qKSAvNOIaNo[/media]

In other news, Strawberry Banana from Juicy Juice continues to work like a magic elixir for your shit situation… after just a few sips on the way home, I unloaded one hell of a dump immediately once I got home and dashed over to that bowl. That stuff is golden.

Sigh. Adam…Please stop making movies plz.

I like james chen, and I listened to his commentary without really listening to him before because he seems like such a nice guy, but actually listening to him he is pretty bad, and I feel bad about it because he seems like a great guy.

all i know about nickelback is they made this song, so they’re ok in my book.

Is it possible to be a sellout before you ever start your music career?

The rap industry tells me yes, yes you can.

It’s by the singer of Nickelback and the singer of Saliva, and it sucks ass.