My Vagina is not salty. It’s moist and sensual.
Probably.
I can attest to this.
I could tell he was white from the way he posts
Stuart I would still hug you.
Honestly I’m still surprised when I see posts like “Man, Stuart is such a douchebag!” No shit! This is the dude who, to get back at someone, fucked that dude’s sister and sent him the video of it. You’re surprised he’s not a nice cuddly white guy? Of course he’s a douche!
I always walk funny for a few weeks after EVO. Damn you.
No homo.
And yeah, I do hate the new breed. A lot. And I hate that people in the FGC are getting credit they don’t deserve. Granted, I’ve never done anything worth mentioning either and I doubt I ever will. But I’m sure if I made enough videos I’d get noticed and have people ask for me to sign their brady guide.
I just need to be on a popular stream. Than all my dreams will come true. :lovin:
I’ve never had any problems with Stu, as a matter of fact I’ve learned quite a bit about the wrestling world from reading his posts. But…“This is the dude who, to get back at someone, fucked that dude’s sister and sent him the video of it.” That is one of the definitions of GODLIKE.
You look like The Miz if he ended up on TNA…
I’m generally nice all the time. I just really hate the new breed. A lot.
And what I say generally comes of harsher than its implied to be. But certain times I purposely make it like that harsh cause I don’t care anymore, really. I’m not here to impress anyone. I just like having fun. Like Haunter.
Admittedly, its really hard to tell when I’m being sarcastic and having fun and when I’m being a douche for the sake of being a douche. But that’s the internets fault. Meeting me in person pretty much gives you the master key when it comes to my posting style.
Maple Leafs is a shitty name because of the bad grammar.
Also, two of our team names mean the same thing.
“Hey guys, I know what to name our team! The Canadians! What? There’s already a Canadians in the NHL? Well shoot, I’m out of ideas.”
“What about Canucks?”
“That’s aboot the best idea I’ve heard, eh?”
I’m surprised we don’t have teams named the Beavers, the Back Bacons, and the Barenaked Ladies.
Yes, I’m aware it’s the Montreal Canadiens.
It’s not even confined to hockey. We have dumb team names across the board.
Heh. I think stu is my long lost twin. I did the same shit to some guy, except it was his gf and I fucked her on his bday and sent the video to him.
…And you got a purdy mouf.**** [/Big fat rapist guy]
-Starhammer-
I do. I really do.
Totally random, but w/e:
Has there ever been any kind of check-up/update/internet or TV Show documentary on folks who believed that rapture crap in May? I’m asking, because that old dumbass is saying a rapture is happening again, and that got me thinking about people “affected” by the last movement this guy got started. I heard there were people who gave away significant amounts of money/possessions believing in that shit. I kinda want to see how they’re doing.
That guys dead Axeman…
I believe that something’s gonna happen, but not when we expect it to happen.
maybe the following year…
Can I get SRK’s opinion on Daniel Tosh as a stand up comic? Funny, unfunny?
I think he’s great. His show is basically him just being him but with a lot more racist jokes thrown in.
I’ve seen him live twice and would see him again in a heart beat.
Yeah; Tosh’s stand-up is funny. Never seen him live, but if you have a chance I’d say take it.
Harold Camping? He’s not dead; he’s saying the rapture’s coming tomorrow. For real. 10/21.
I just want a “status update” on people who did stupid shit preparing for the rapture when it was supposed to come in May.
of course the rapture comes the day after I get arkham city. wont even be around long enough to enjoy the game.
fml.
My favorite Metallica album is Master of Puppets just because of Battery and Disposable Heroes. Ride The Lightning was probably their best, though.