SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

cough Bill Hicks cough

ewww, I don’t touch that filthy beer. Hell, they’re not even owned by Canadians. I stick with Steamwhistle, JR (they have a 5.5 beer I love, and just released a 6.0 beer I have yet to try), and Alexander Keiths (the only well known beer I generally touch)

Usually I go with European beers though, when I’m feeling crazy.

I can’t help it I have good taste and high standards in beer

Bill Hicks isn’t funny.

Calves aren’t sexy.

dude, I’m sorry but Canadian beer sucks. How do you reconcile these two statements:

Steamwhistle is goddawful. Keith’s makes me fucking angry. They market it as an IPA when it is clearly a lager, and a pedestrian lager at that. Canada has no internationally recognized beers. None. America has a few. Even the “common” brands are decent. Yeah, some of them are utter shit, but what’s your point exactly? Shit beer is shit? Good work genius. Canadian shit beer is also shit.

Of course you can easily cherry-pick good beers from both countries, but we’re talking about them as a group. Canadian beers and American beers are fairly comparable and similar to each other. If anything I’d give a slight edge to American beers because of the increased variety and larger upside.

Don’t come on here and claim that you have high standards in beer while drinking swill like Steamwhistle. Get a fucking clue. Don’t even get me started on the whole alcohol by weight or volume nonsense. That’s just crap that Canadians tell each other to feel better about themselves.

Get on my beer level.

says the guy from the Labatt capital lol. I didnt say I love Steamwhistle, but I do drink it. I was just naming the ‘big name’ beers I do drink. And those are mainly when I am at a bar and dont wanna pay the rape prices of other beers.

My room mate has the loudest sex in the entire world. There’s loud, and then there’s this. The noises that bitch makes are about as loud as I imagine I might sound if you were cutting my hand off with a pocket knife.

I think I’m going to cut her hand off with a pocket knife.

P.S. Does anyone here play Dominion? They put up a website to play it for free at http://dominion.isotropic.org/

MrWizard is godlike :rofl:. To fight the rampant bot problem, he removed Captcha from the signup process and replaced it with some questions about Street Fighter. IMO he should make them mad hard to avoid scrubs too.

The fuck? I don’t have to take your opinion on comedy as valid anymore.

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yes, because clearly since I live near the Labatt headquarters that must mean I like their beer.

Irennicus: I’ve played Dominion, it’s ok. I like that style of game, but it’s been improved on since it came out. If you like Dominion you’ll probably like Thunderstone a lot. It’s very similar, but improved in almost every way. I’ve heard the Resident Evil card game is pretty good, and that’s similar to Dominion as well.

look deep into your heart, gutenm0rgen. you know my post to be true and your false.

also i’m not saying he’s not entertaining, just saying he’s not funny. i consider him more of a philosopher than a comedian. same thing with George Carlin though i’ve laughed at more stuff of his than Hicks.

EDIT: since people are getting buttmad. I LISTEN TO BILL HICKS BUT I LISTEN TO HIM LIKE I LISTEN/WATCH TEDTALKS

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Arcitcninja: I’ll definitely have to check out one of those games seeing as how I regularly play with all the expansions for Dominion now. I’m really into Small World right now but there’s no convenient way to play it online so I’m restrained to playing it when my friends have spare time as well. :frowning:

Yeah but all of that nullified and more by Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, and Nickelback.

MC Hammer creates search engine

I wonder if it will contain a list of things you can’t touch

…seems legit, but is it too legit to quit?

I could make jokes about this all day

I can never apologize enough for that.

it was just me fucking up the titles. i just started feast of crows, storm of swords was fucking awesome.

Feast for Crows…yeah so that book is really good. But…you don’t hear about Bran, Jon, Daenerys, or Tyrion at ALL. It’s so hard to read through that whole book wondering about those guys.

William Shatner came back in time from the 23rd Century. From Iowa.

LOL. Nice toes. I’d kiss 'em.

-Starhammer-