SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

Storm of Swords… I’m right there with you on that one.

A Feast For Crows… I’m right there with you on that one.

…assuming that the “damn” in question is wordplay, and you intend it as a directly contrasting descriptor.

But Dance is much better than Crows, if still far worse than Storm.

oh yeah…the “Internet Troll Face”---- yep, even that has been made into a character in Modnation Racers. I haven’t made one, but I’ve seen it on the servers…haha, II should make one with the face on the back of his head as well as the front! That way you have the face staring back at the opponents as they get passed! That’s GOLD! Once again, it’s a testament to why the simple, relatively new concept of “character creation” is absolutely the greatest thing to happen to gaming, imo. It instantly increases the list of playable characters to near-infinity. In that game, you may be racing against the dude from Crocodile Dundee, a random DBZ character, Batman and Superman, Daffy Duck, Internet Troll Face, Wario, Jack Skellington, Stone Cold Steve Austin, a Gundam, Obama, Aizen Sosuke, Naruto, Guile, Dig Dug Guy, etc. etc. etc.

*the lovely Natasha Bedingfield will perform on Fox & Friends next… she didn’t catch my attention years ago but she looks really nice now, and I love the accent. Ehhhhh she’s wearing pants though…that’s some bullshit. There should be a law to prevent good looking women from wearing pants…only short-shorts and skirts/dresses, or bikinis/thongs, or naked would be acceptable.

Yeah up here, Mexicans are higher tier than other races (native mostly). I only knew one and he was born in Phoenix.

And our taco bell fries are KFC fries I believe. In fact most taco bells I see also sell KFC. Chicken + Tacos = Win

I still wanna eat a legit burrito or taco one day.

Congrats on drinking a filthy beer. Stick to German or Canuck beer plz

Cosplay video? Cosplay video
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In real Mexican, burrito = taco. :tup:

:rofl: Has anybody ever told you you look like Zangief’s sister?

welcome to the new era of srk, where shitty usernames like that are used and the person using it isn’t flamed into oblivion/account graveyard. i mean fuck, might as well name change myself (heh, kinda funny i haven’t given that my namesake is all about changing names) to shin orochi oni4lyfe.

Where the fuck are your funbags? Why the fuck is this pony shit so popular? WTF is it?

Let him come into GD and see what happens.

So, I’m just gonna say it and I doubt it will shock anyone, but I completely infatuated with porn star Bailey Jay. Yes, she’s a trap. Yes, she has a dick. Yes, I wanna bang her. Also, yes, I call traps by their preferred sexual identity.

Im not shocked by your proclamation AL, in fact if she didn’t have a penis i would totally be with you. dix though, they break the deal for me…

would love that to happen, too bad we can’t send invites like we’re on psn/xbox live lol. “hey bro join this thread!”

dude walks in and is immediately bum rushed with a spectacular amount of textual abuse

fucking hit him with that black ninja shit, “get a life and drop dead.”

alucard is that dude, taking damage to enjoy the flavor of battle… then realizing that his opponent is some scrub ass loser and always making them shit bricks as he ruins them in the best of ways (card throwing dandy man & rip van winkle i’m lookin at you).

plus he’s got the mother fucking boss form (count suited up in plate) which is great.

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YO LOOK AT MARIO/RON JEREMY WONDER WOMAN! damn dude.

Broaden your horizons.

And stop acting like your feeble country has something to offer the world besides hot 20-something actresses on the CW that nobody will remember in five years.

His country gave us Rachel McAdams so I can cut him some slack.

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Hey, hey, hey, John Candy, Don Aykroyd and William Shatner. I don’t know about their beers but they did that much for us.

Canadian beer is no different than most american beer. Soviet just has a misconstrued view of american brew. buddy acts like all beer from the US is coors light…

he can’t help it he’s gone full soviet

you forgot about our world famous weed (and amazing comedy). And I have broad beer horizons. American beer is bottom tier though, and drinking disgusting beer when better alternatives are out there, doesn’t count as broadening my horizons. That’s like telling me that bathing in those parasite filled african lakes will broaden my horizons. Microbreweries are great world wide, but that’s more of a regional thing.

or Bud, or Miller, etc etc. Its just plain brewing standards. The most important part is our beer is a higher percentage. We rate our alcohol percentage based on Alcohol by Volume, whereas the States rates their percentages based on Alcohol by Weight. Thus our beer is superior, like our weed and SRK posters

so yeah, consider YOUR horizons (and anuses) broadened

Microbreweries are great no matter where you go. If by canadian beer you mean Labatt and Molson though, Blergh.

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checks to make sure Louis CK isn’t from Canada

Yeah, fuck you.