SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

good man. dont see anything else.

lol his special was fuckin weird, tried to imply weirdo stuff kept happening to him and shit hahaha.

M. Night should just take random scenes from every movie he’s done and splice them into a full 2-hour clusterfuck. It just might end up his best work yet.

Just opened my windows because I noticed that it is comfortably cool out. When did this happen?

I wanna know who wins in a fight between all the fictionalized Vampires? I know I don’t know all of them but does it really matter when Dio can just stop time and sodomize everyone of them with the exception of Alucard from Hellsing?

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Plz nigga, he couldn’t even take out that loli bitch from Blazblue. She’d be all “George the 13th” on his ass and that nigga would be on the ground clutching his chest while trying to adjust his shades.

Now that I think about it, I am not sure if anyone can beat Demtri, but isn’t more like some powerful demon trapped in vampire form or some ish? Does that even count?

There’s a cold front coming and there hasn’t been sunlight for the past 2 days, you shouldn’t be too surprised.

they have a slight jamaican accents, whether they’re from the islands or not.

not surprised. being around people wit accents is like datin a person wit herpes. easy to catch a bitch to get rid of.

LOL. Dude, I live in Austin, and I KNOW I get legit Mexican food. Some of it is just Tex Mex bastardization, sure, but there are certainly authentic places all through Texas.

Blair Witch, I got preview screening tickets to see it before it came out, and before it was so hyped. there were like 20 people in the theater (like 8 of them was our group) and all the producers and stuff.

It was really fucking good man, like something about it really hit a nerve and we all loved it so much.

Saw it again later in a crowded theater on a bigger screen, it lost what made it cool. But man, I tell you, that first screening, really made it one of the most memorable movie moments in my life

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How you say that with a straight face is amazing? Last time I tried to get mexican food outside of El Paso it was in Dallas; never again. You are in Austin, you know what its like where its nice, full of hipsters and white people run a lot of stuff. But as for Mexican food…you tripping.

Yeah I’m sure you’ve eaten all over Austin, Pertho. Probably all over all of Texas too.

(Pssst…here’s a secret, I’ve been to El Paso and had very comparable food to places in Austin!)

Where I live, you can get authentic Poor-Ass Motherfucker food, with a side of The Industry Our State Once Thrived On Is Now Dead.

Sheeeit, Kain from Blood Omen is in the upper ranks of vampires. He had an interesting array of magical abilities. Unlike your average movie-vampire, sunlight only slightly weakened him…it wasn’t a “burst into flames death” situation for him. He had a magical shield ability, that soul reaver sword that could disintegrate most things with one slice, wolf/bat/mist forms, the illusion magic of “Beguiled” to appear disguised as an ordinary human, and an “Inspire Hate” spell. On top of that he could control the minds of humans and other living things, and there was a “spirit wrack” ability that allowed him to knock the soul away from your body, resulting in instant death of course. This guy also had “Sanctuary” spell to instantly teleport back to the safety of his crypt if he happened to be in trouble for some reason (*which is a joke considering how ridiculously powerful all these abilities make the character) There was more…those were just the things that came to mind from memory.

ah, there we go with the quick info on the greatness that is Kain: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kain_(Legacy_of_Kain)

Yeah, but could he use the Shield Rod glitch?

Didn’t think so.

My rod is glitched all right…
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ROFL now every time I show my co worker a hot Asian he’s scared it’s Kayo Police.

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surprised at the lack of feet in that vid

Couldn’t tell you. I like salsa, but I dislike sour cream.

And I hate Walmart.

I feel that I must make up for this post by stating that I am drinking a dark beer that was brewed in the state where I live.

Also, I can’t hate on Taco Bell. The cheapest stuff is 89 cents. For that, I’m just glad it’s edible.

Feet aren’t the only thing I like about a woman ya know.
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