he may have lost THAT fight but he deflowered the princess that man was intended to marry. White man wins again.
Wha? You still have Del Taco? Do they still dump a ton of onions in their food? I DARE you to ask someone how good their taco is. 
-Starhammer-
Man I don’t mind when you guys report posts as jokes but keep in mind I’m not the only one who gets control of that queue and other mods might not share the same sense of humor.
…damn it, the fact that this guy’s name was/is “Kimberly” still bothers me… unbelievable. The mother should have the child taken away immediately if she insists to the hospital staff that the boy’s name will be “Kimberly”. Sheeeit, that’s one of the main reasons the guy is on the news now for letting a neighbor’s dog fuck him in the ass. Seriously, there should definitely be a law against giving a male child an obviously female name…it’s basically the same deal as naming your son or daughter “Sir Fuck-Hole Jones” or “Moist-Pussy McClure” and expecting them to have a perfectly normal life with that.
For any who missed the story and/or my post previously: http://www.wmctv.com/story/15711487/man-arrested-for-sex-with-dog Yeah, a guy named “Kimberly”… it should not be a surprise that he would one day end up in the news for something bizarre and stupid. Go ahead and name your male child a girl’s name, but don’t be surprised when there’s some extremely fucked up results later on in his forever-screwed-up life. Really, if the father is in the picture when the kid is born, this issue with the name should not even be up for negotiation. “Nahhhhh…we’re NOT naming our SON ‘Kimberly’, and that’s really all there is to it. Discussion is over.”
wow…this lady just picked through an entire bag of grapes with her kids in front like 15 people at the store…“try this one mommy,dese good!” im straight on shopping at kroger’s for fruit…people sneezing all over the apples and shit…gtfoh…
Shit like this is a large part of why I maintain that I am an albino and/or alien.
And adopted.
“Oh, we just samplin. We ain’t stealin nothin.”
Reminds me of a time where I was in the supermarket with my mom (I was like 7) and I saw this white girl (around the same age) with pigtails sitting up on the bakery counter eating the donuts right out of the pastry cabinet. She looked down on me like “What’s good” and I just glanced away afterwards.
White girls love donuts.
Unless it is in a bag that ISN’T at the top of the heap, and you inspect that bag for damage and see that it is good, You don’t buy it. I thought you knew this. You buy that loose shit, and you could very well walk away with a copy of the ORIGINAL version of AIDS, Collectors edition no less. I’m lucky that it never happened to me, but a friend of mine got TORE UP because of that. Poor girl was laid up on the couch changing color every few minutes and blowing out chunks every few seconds. She was stuck like that for three days AFTER she got back from the hospital. I don’t know if they tried to sue, but I doubt it would’ve gotten anywhere if they did. No dude. NEVER take 'em from the top when it comes to fruits and veggies. You might as well go bareback in a Thai whorehouse.
-Starhammer-
Go Bullfrogs?
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Why is this so fucking cool?
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I’m not gonna watch that trailer, but if it’s filmed documentary style nah, Blair Witch was.
That movie was made for super cheap and made tons of money. If it’s about people getting possessed, well peeps have been getting scared to stuff like that for a long time.
Okay I lied, I watched a little bit. Yeah, Documentary style is really easy to shoot and gives you a bunch of short cuts. It’s kind of a cop out in a way.
TL:DR = Blair Witch, The Office, cheap, The Omen/Exorcist.
I’m pretty sure I can come up with scientific proof that being named Kimberly is the the most common way to to end up being arrested for having sex with a dog.
What if you name your dog Kimberly? Does it try to have sex with humans instead?
Haha my step mothers name is Kimberly.
Just don’t name it Hand Banana. :tup:
nah its not documentry style, is that what they try to say pa was? i dont consider them in the same family due to its clear pa was a movie and blair witch tried to imply it really happened.
Blair Witch had some of the best hype behind it ever. The movie was alright/balls but the Sci Fi specials on the lore of the movie were fucking scary. I think I enjoyed watching the history of Blair Witch a lot more than the actual movies. Sequels fucked it up though.
i remember when m.night tried to jump on that sci fi channel special hype train wit the movie signs.
His was also creepy as all hell too but then it tried to hard about halfway through. Too bad a lot of his movies, from what I’ve heard, suck giant balls. I’ve only seen is The 6th sense and ab out 10 minutes of The Last Airbender.