SRK Lounge: The Now Open Edition

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/374/Million">Million</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>haha, I can’t get enough of this show “Ridiculousness”… actual footage of people hurting themselves in stupid stunts… that never gets old man.  500 years from now that kind of thing will still be hilarious.<br></div>
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Have you ever seen the movie, “Idiocracy”?<br>Jackass and Ridiculousness are scarily reminiscent of “Ow! My Balls!” to me.<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/714/Starhammer">Starhammer</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>…The hell?  Mindy McCready is dead of an apparent suicide. :(  Not even a country music fan, but it’s always saddening to hear someone hit self destruct like that.  She was only 37 too.  More than young enough to turn things around, but now it’s too late.  R.I.P. Mindy.<br><br>-Starhammer-<br></div>
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Reading her Wikipedia article was like reading a total trainwreck, OD’s, suicide attempts, drug abuse, rehab, apparently some kind of tryst with Roger Clemens, victim of domestic violence, baby daddy offs himself not too long before she did herself.  She actually was pretty talented, coming from an eclectic person myself, that I can actually say I’ve heard of her music.<div><br></div><div>Really really sad.</div>

Over the rainbow! Under the sky!<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/14687/DaRabidDuckie">DaRabidDuckie</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>You aren’t really a man if you don’t have at least a three-page list of things you’d like to do to or with Jennifer Lawrence.<br></div>
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The odd thing is that I have several such lists ranging from three pages to ten or more, but I don’t know who Jennifer Lawrence is, and a quick Google reveals someone who strikes me as completely unremarkable.<br><br>Sigourney Weaver, though…<br>

oh damn a ton of lounge i aint read<div><br></div><div>suck it loungeiuiol</div>

Sorry for the borderline double post, but this is more deserving of the front page than anything pertaining to <i>My Little Pony</i> or <i>Dead or Alive</i> or any of those other joke games.<br><br>http://www.destructoid.com/street-fighter-iii-s-q-is-a-sexual-kermit-the-frog-245618.phtml<br>

Hey Boel.<br><br>Hey Boel.<br><br>Hey, Boel.<br><br>Sphincter says “what?”<br><br>What?<br><br>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You fell for it bruv better luck next time.<br>

cheh, it would be nice to get in some more serious gaming-time over this holiday weekend… I’ll need to take off a day or so from work to create a true holiday “me time” weekend to make up for this one, even though it is nice to hang out with Dad again (fortunately he’s not too much in “Coach” mode…for now).<br><br>Well, while waiting on a pizza yesterday, I finished up another game of Plague Inc… my latest plague “RealityTV” destroyed the world.  I’m guessing something new gets unlocked each time you beat the game on normal difficulty… I think this is the 3rd or 4th time I’ve won on normal…haven’t tried “Brutal” difficulty yet.  <br><br>heh, that reminded me that there was a fighting game called “Brutal”(all the characters were animals)…I think it was on Playstation…?  I never played that.  I just remember seeing it in EGM.<br>

Brutal Paws of Fury, Million.
Game is pretty bad though.

Fucker stop stealing my awesome names. Currently trying to finish destroying the world with a bioweapon called “meth”

Brutal was Sega CD and SNES iirc

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<div class=“QuoteText”>Million said:<br /><br>
haha, I can’t get enough of this show “Ridiculousness”… actual footage of people hurting themselves in stupid stunts… that never gets old man.  500 years from now that kind of thing will still be hilarious.<br /><br>
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Have you ever seen the movie, “Idiocracy”?<br /><br>
Jackass and Ridiculousness are scarily reminiscent of “Ow! My Balls!” to me.</div>
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I kind of figure that Ridiculousness (and its almost carbon copy predecessor, Tosh.0) is targeted mainly toward people who haven’t quite gotten YouTube yet.<br><br>The difference with Jackass is that it isn’t stupid grown men doing stupid things. It’s weird grown men doing bizarrely creative stupid things. To anyone else, hitting someone in the face with a dildo is just hitting someone in the face with a dildo. They elevate it into performance art.<br>

whoahhhhhh NADIA “The Legend” BJORLIN is still on Days of Our Lives!  That’s one of the hottest women that has ever existed.<br><br>ah, and I see the immortal villain Stefano continues to be on the show…oooh and right into a scene with Kate Roberts now… yeah, General Hospital may actually have to wait, especially since I can always watch that on the abc website anyway. (not sure yet what nbc’s website is like… I don’t recall them putting shows up online like abc and CW do.)  Seriously, for those who are not familiar with The Legendary Gorgeous One… throw Nadia Bjorlin’s name into youtube (since video is always better) and look at the results.  It’s like she’s not even human… she must have been created…either by magical means or via genetic engineering.  It is not fair to compare ordinary human women to something of that level.<br><br>Right away I see this on the first page of results… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiprM4L9VNI <br>Goodness gracious.  UN…fucking…BELIEVABLE.  She is back into instant consideration for Magnificent 5™ status once again…and it’s pretty much a lock that she’s in there.<br><br>*and there’s Nicole… same actress there too… Nicole still looks good.<br><br>*back to “Chloe”(The Bjorlin)…currently she has a black top and a dark brown, tight leather skirt.  <br><br>Out of left field— if she could fake a British accent and play Bayonetta… it would be too much.  I wouldn’t be able to handle such a movie. (*for Jeanne… I’d love to see Claire Holt [“Rebecca” on Vampire Diaries] play her) <br><br>This gives a better look http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv7Ul8bAOig <br>Madness.<br>…annnnd I’m instantly a fan of this “Venice” web-series thanks to this recent search of Nadia Bjorlin footage.  As you could see a glimpse of in the 2nd video here… she’s a lesbo in that show!  There’s PLENTY of scenes of her kissing her girlfriend on there.  Ohhhh if only it were a Cinemax show… <br><br>Holy fucking shit…<b> episode 7 of Season 3 “Venice”.</b>… check this out immediately… Nadia’s character just got back from running/jogging, so there’s plenty of kissing, and now it’s showing them about to get it on!  She just has the black top on with pink panties now…and they’re on the bed.  Tissues may very well be a necessity to get through this scene… Lawd have mercy… this is all just within the first 2 or 3 minutes of this episode.  Oh yeah and she took the top off, revealing a matching pink bra, which also gets removed.  She doesn’t actually show the tittymeat though but DAMN it this is delicious.  <br>

What is this show Splash? Celebrities going off a high-dive? Is that it?<br><br>I want to shake the hand of whoever it was that got this idea green lit. Congratulations, you just might have forced the bar lower.<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor” style=“font-weight: normal;”><a href="/profile/6034/Yuna">Yuna</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>Sorry for the borderline double post, but this is more deserving of the front page than anything pertaining to <i style=“font-weight: normal;”>My Little Pony</i> or <b><i>Dead or Alive</i> or any of those other joke games.</b><br><br>http://www.destructoid.com/street-fighter-iii-s-q-is-a-sexual-kermit-the-frog-245618.phtml<br></div>
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Get off troll. <img src=“http://www.vpsingles.com/pics/coffee.gif”>

Destructoid likes to use 3s as their dumping ground for batshit ideas, a year or two back another writer on Dtoid claimed 3s was the most balanced game in SF history, and that the current tier lists were just the product of inbred results from tournaments. <div><br></div><div><br></div>

<font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I hereby set a motion for The Martian to be banned from using the :coffee: emote since every time he uses it is a fucking abortion. Exhibit A^ Exhibit B - every other time he has ever used it, ever.</span></font><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I think the thing is walking the line as overused anyways, but sometimes it is suitable.</span></font></div>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/27169/Exodus.">Exodus.</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I hereby set a motion for The Martian to be banned from using the :coffee: emote since every time he uses it is a fucking abortion. Exhibit A^ Exhibit B - every other time he has ever used it, ever.</span></font><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I think the thing is walking the line as overused anyways, but sometimes it is suitable.</span></font></div></div>
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The real abortion is this website. It’s like old SRK had an aborted baby with Gamebattles, resulting in this bleach white layout and clusterfuck of a quoting system. 

It’s Best Buy so it’s still overpriced.<br>

The best part of new mobile SRK is seeing GIFs animate. I can’t tell you how many still-frame RockB posts I’ve seen.

I feel like I just inserted a really sick hologram behind my Nokia screen.