SRK Lounge: The Now Open Edition

Brandi from Storage Wars… yeah, I’d ravage that immediately.  This is some underrated “reality” show hotness.<br><br>Patti Stanger the Millionaire Match-Maker— instantly pounced as well.  <br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/374/Million">Million</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>Brandi from Storage Wars… yeah, I’d ravage that immediately.  This is some underrated “reality” show hotness.<br><br>Patti Stanger the Millionaire Match-Maker— instantly pounced as well.  <br></div>
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I support the Brandi. That chick is a reason to watch that show. 

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/69818/WTF-AKUMA-HAX">WTF-AKUMA-HAX</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>Skullgirls only exists so Dander can be the next Mike Z<br><br></div></blockquote><div class=“QuoteText”><br></div><div class=“QuoteText”><br></div><div class=“QuoteText”>Dander in the Regency Thread, page 1: “Teach me MvC2”</div><div class=“QuoteText”>Dander in the Regency Thread, page 100: “you are all free”</div><div class=“QuoteText”><br></div><div class=“QuoteText”>Blackjuan should have beat Neo, that coaching was bullshit. Weird ass Cable player, who the hell does dash up lk with Cable and not jab?</div><div class=“QuoteText”><br></div><div class=“QuoteText”>Also reminds me of when Sanford was playing on that deadlybison stream. kept superjumping lk. at first I didnt get it but then I got that he was faking a nade throw. Genius!</div>

Yep. Brandi’s pretty hot. I’d definitely love a good tit-fuck from her.<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/907/angelpalm">angelpalm</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>@Azrael  <br><br>What is your take on the whole grasseater movement today kind sir?   It seems to really be gaining a strong movement here in the States as well.<br></div>
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<div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I feel in a lot of ways this is women reaping what they sow. They say they want a sensitive man, one who is in touch with his feelings. A nice guy. They go crazy over the metro guys. It sends the message of “this is what we want” when really, it isn’t. But guys don’t know that and they end up emulating it.</span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>Plus society is kind of against men at this point. There’s almost no real reason to get married for a guy in the modern age. He stands to lose much more than he gains. Yet at the same time there’s a very heavy social bias against singles and sometimes this extends into the workforce as well.</span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>Men are in crisis right now. The sad thing is that most of us haven’t realized it yet.</span></font></div>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/716/Azrael">Azrael</a> said:</div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/907/angelpalm">angelpalm</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>@Azrael  <br><br>What is your take on the whole grasseater movement today kind sir?   It seems to really be gaining a strong movement here in the States as well.<br></div>
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<div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I feel in a lot of ways this is women reaping what they sow. They say they want a sensitive man, one who is in touch with his feelings. A nice guy. They go crazy over the metro guys. It sends the message of “this is what we want” when really, it isn’t. But guys don’t know that and they end up emulating it.</span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>Plus society is kind of against men at this point. There’s almost no real reason to get married for a guy in the modern age. He stands to lose much more than he gains. Yet at the same time there’s a very heavy social bias against singles and sometimes this extends into the workforce as well.</span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>Men are in crisis right now. The sad thing is that most of us haven’t realized it yet.</span></font></div></div>
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Thank you Based God. I would also like to thank @angelpalm for summoning said Based God. Would anyone like to add to this?

Nicotine withdrawal is pissing me off…<br><br>I’m hella mad for no reason and feel on edge and upset… mj has never done this to me :/<br>

The gravity of how fucked everything is just hit me all at once. Most unwelcome.

In order to defeat the bitchassness of herbivorism, we must rise above. When a chick tells you you’re not being sensitive to her needs, laugh in her face. When the feminists and their pussy-whipped, forever alone, gay-men-in-training come at you with words like “misogynist” and “gender equality” you show them what happens when we are all equal by punching them in the face. When your girlfriend starts saying things like “We should get married!” or “I’m pregnant” take her to the stairs and show that bitch how gravity works.<div><br></div><div>#BeAMan</div>

haha, I can’t get enough of this show “Ridiculousness”… actual footage of people hurting themselves in stupid stunts… that never gets old man.  500 years from now that kind of thing will still be hilarious.<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/55198/Ben%20Perkins">Ben Perkins</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>The gravity of how fucked everything is just hit me all at once. Most unwelcome.</div>
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With the women?<br>Or w/the Marvel 2?<br>Or just the website?<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/14687/DaRabidDuckie">DaRabidDuckie</a> wrote: <a href="/discussion/comment/7991707#Comment_7991707" class=“QuoteLink”><span class=“ArrowLink”>»</span></a></div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>You aren’t really a man if you don’t have at least a three-page list of things you’d like to do to or with Jennifer Lawrence.</div>
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<font color="#ff6666" size=“3”>F-</font><font size=“3”><br><br>Apply Yourself</font><br><br>-----------------------------<br><br>i’m liking this Blue Steel remix so far.<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/7783/Missing%20Person">Missing Person</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>My verdict on Korean/Japanese hockey<div><br></div><div>Got dang they need to learn how to control passes, but it was pretty intense.  Some good goals, and they FINALLY figured out what hockey’s all about: Fighting.</div><div><br></div><div>Also of note was how packed the stadium was.  Barely any empty seats, and it wasn’t just a bunch of foreigners clamoring for any kind of hockey, but there was a MEGATON of Koreans who ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD the game.</div><div><br></div><div>I could see myself holding season tickets without batting an eye.</div></div>
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did you see this down in anyang? i heard that’s where the KHL (or w/e it’s called plays). i’d love to see a korean hockey fight.

<font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>oh and does the writer of blasternation post on SRK? these evo and custom arcade stick comments had me dying.</span></font><div style=“font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 10pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;”><br></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>http://blasternation.com/index.php?id=160</span></font><br></div>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/5167/po%20pimpus">po pimpus</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>In order to defeat the bitchassness of herbivorism, we must rise above. When a chick tells you you’re not being sensitive to her needs, laugh in her face. When the feminists and their pussy-whipped, forever alone, gay-men-in-training come at you with words like “misogynist” and “gender equality” you show them what happens when we are all equal by punching them in the face. When your girlfriend starts saying things like “We should get married!” or “I’m pregnant” take her to the stairs and show that bitch how gravity works.<div><br></div><div>#BeAMan</div></div>
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I realize this is intended for comedic purposes, but the whole Spike TV/mainstream hip hop/Manswers reaction to the social decline of masculinity is probably making the problem worse. I think that it expresses genuine frustration with the current state of the male gender role, but it paints an even more ludicrous caricature of masculinity than what we had before. Sending the message that real men are loud, one-syllable, misogynist slobs isn’t any better than sending the message that men are ineffectual, effete, and pussy-whipped. They both fuck us over.<br><br>This is something I can’t stress enough, because a lot of people in this very community need to hear it: step one to asserting your manhood is to <i>stop trying so hard.</i><br><br>EDIT:<br><br>If you want satire with a pro-masculine bent that actually accomplishes something, <a href=“http://www.theonion.com/articles/empowered-man-murders-controlling-wife-in-lifetime,2699/?ref=auto”>something like this is a good place to start.</a><br>

All that Spike TV, “Man Show” stuff was acknowledgement that masculinity has been targeted for elimination. They draw attention to the problem like any other comedian successfully draws attention to a serious issue. It seems to be easier to deliver an uncomfortable message with levity and a grin on your face. You can either express yourself as a man, IN JEST, or face a shitstorm if you try to be stone-cold serious.<div><br></div><div>I’m glad we’re talking about this, because christ, the Internet trend of trolling every single thing ever, under the guise of feminism and/or gender “equality,” confuses the hell out of me.</div>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/2308/thurst">thurst</a> said:</div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/7783/Missing%20Person">Missing Person</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>My verdict on Korean/Japanese hockey<div><br></div><div>Got dang they need to learn how to control passes, but it was pretty intense.  Some good goals, and they FINALLY figured out what hockey’s all about: Fighting.</div><div><br></div><div>Also of note was how packed the stadium was.  Barely any empty seats, and it wasn’t just a bunch of foreigners clamoring for any kind of hockey, but there was a MEGATON of Koreans who ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD the game.</div><div><br></div><div>I could see myself holding season tickets without batting an eye.</div></div>
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did you see this down in anyang? i heard that’s where the KHL (or w/e it’s called plays). i’d love to see a korean hockey fight.</div>
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Yep, Anyang.  You should go man, it’s pretty good for Asian Hockey.<div><br></div><div>If you get your tickets through Interpark (which I’d suggest, it was almost sold out, and if the two Korean teams play each other, it will be), it’s 8500 won, a little more if you purchase on-site.  There are no bad seats, honestly.</div><div><br></div><div>Search for directions to 안양시 종합운동장 in Naver, and bink, you’re in man.</div><div><br></div><div>It’s actually the Asia League, because it comprises Korea, Japan, and China.  They were playing a team from Japan last night, which I would assume to be the reason there were fights.</div>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/533/Taito">Taito</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>All that Spike TV, “Man Show” stuff was acknowledgement that masculinity has been targeted for elimination. They draw attention to the problem like any other comedian successfully draws attention to a serious issue. It seems to be easier to deliver an uncomfortable message with levity and a grin on your face. You can either express yourself as a man, IN JEST, or face a shitstorm if you try to be stone-cold serious.<div><br></div><div>I’m glad we’re talking about this, because christ, the Internet trend of trolling every single thing ever, under the guise of feminism and/or gender “equality,” confuses the hell out of me.</div></div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/2992/goodm0urning">goodm0urning</a> said:</div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/5167/po%20pimpus">po pimpus</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>In order to defeat the bitchassness of herbivorism, we must rise above. When a chick tells you you’re not being sensitive to her needs, laugh in her face. When the feminists and their pussy-whipped, forever alone, gay-men-in-training come at you with words like “misogynist” and “gender equality” you show them what happens when we are all equal by punching them in the face. When your girlfriend starts saying things like “We should get married!” or “I’m pregnant” take her to the stairs and show that bitch how gravity works.<div><br></div><div>#BeAMan</div></div>
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I realize this is intended for comedic purposes, but the whole Spike TV/mainstream hip hop/Manswers reaction to the social decline of masculinity is probably making the problem worse. I think that it expresses genuine frustration with the current state of the male gender role, but it paints an even more ludicrous caricature of masculinity than what we had before. Sending the message that real men are loud, one-syllable, misogynist slobs isn’t any better than sending the message that men are ineffectual, effete, and pussy-whipped. They both fuck us over.<br><br>This is something I can’t stress enough, because a lot of people in this very community need to hear it: step one to asserting your manhood is to <i>stop trying so hard.</i><br><br>EDIT:<br><br>If you want satire with a pro-masculine bent that actually accomplishes something, <a href=“http://www.theonion.com/articles/empowered-man-murders-controlling-wife-in-lifetime,2699/?ref=auto”>something like this is a good place to start.</a><br></div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/5167/po%20pimpus">po pimpus</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>In order to defeat the bitchassness of herbivorism, we must rise above. When a chick tells you you’re not being sensitive to her needs, laugh in her face. When the feminists and their pussy-whipped, forever alone, gay-men-in-training come at you with words like “misogynist” and “gender equality” you show them what happens when we are all equal by punching them in the face. When your girlfriend starts saying things like “We should get married!” or “I’m pregnant” take her to the stairs and show that bitch how gravity works.<div><br></div><div>#BeAMan</div></div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/716/Azrael">Azrael</a> said:</div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/907/angelpalm">angelpalm</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>@Azrael  <br><br>What is your take on the whole grasseater movement today kind sir?   It seems to really be gaining a strong movement here in the States as well.<br></div>
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<div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I feel in a lot of ways this is women reaping what they sow. They say they want a sensitive man, one who is in touch with his feelings. A nice guy. They go crazy over the metro guys. It sends the message of “this is what we want” when really, it isn’t. But guys don’t know that and they end up emulating it.</span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>Plus society is kind of against men at this point. There’s almost no real reason to get married for a guy in the modern age. He stands to lose much more than he gains. Yet at the same time there’s a very heavy social bias against singles and sometimes this extends into the workforce as well.</span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>Men are in crisis right now. The sad thing is that most of us haven’t realized it yet.</span></font></div></div>
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Just for the ones who missed it, I collected all of these posts for you.  Read and learn.<br><br><br><blockquote class=“Quote”>
<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/374/Million">Million</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>haha, I can’t get enough of this show “Ridiculousness”… actual footage of people hurting themselves in stupid stunts… that never gets old man.  500 years from now that kind of thing will still be hilarious.<br></div>
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LOL.  Beware of the Scorpion!!! :))  I think that having Chanel laugh at people for fucking up is possibly the BEST insult to injury combo that I’ve ever seen or heard.  :))<br><br>-Starhammer-<br>

Dear lord 425 notifications i see that the notification system is working. 

…The hell?  Mindy McCready is dead of an apparent suicide. :(  Not even a country music fan, but it’s always saddening to hear someone hit self destruct like that.  She was only 37 too.  More than young enough to turn things around, but now it’s too late.  R.I.P. Mindy.<br><br>-Starhammer-<br>