I mean good shit.
Why doesn’t Superman travel back in time to stop Krypton from asploding?
Wouldn’t work. Temporal paradox. Though he has tried.
That av is baller, truly captures the essence of the Man of Steel.
Temporal paradox? Sounds like some nerd shit Clark Kent would blog about and get like two views.
Clark Kent is a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist. Goku would probably write something cool if he knew how.
Any answer besides Popeyes is shit tier
Then that nigga needs to write his own comics cause they suck ass lol.
Someone put him in touch with Dan DiDio then.
(DiDio will say no, even though getting Superman to write Superman comics is a better idea than anything he’d come up with.)
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We keep the streets safe from young drunk punkasses. And its merciless during this holiday season. Old white people buying hundreds of dollars in wine they know nothing about. Getting paid $25 an hour to sell booze is gdlk, however.
@RockBogart shakes his head at you.
Because you ate the skin
Thats not how dragonball works.
There would be a multiple Pulitzer prize winner, and Goku would scrawl something on a napkin that would blow his mind, making him a better writer than him.
They would have to invent so kind Ultra Pulitzer prize, like Pulitzer Prize S award, which he, and the greatest minds of the galaxy would compete in.
He would spend entire days screaming at a desk, concentrating his life force until a single, lucid document that perfectly crystalizes the saiyan condition was created. The writing quality level, which can easily be quantified by writers, (millions of times better than Clark Kent) would easily be in the 150 billion range.
I love all-girl Japanese Pop bands!
But…they don’t stop screaming until all the skin is gone…I had to.
People are telling me there isn’t going to be any twinkies anymore. I know I aint going to miss them very much, I rarely ate them, once in a while, here and there, as a special occasion treat you know? There is a lot of stuff that you eat that wouldn’t miss. Like Spaghetti. Would you miss Spaghetti? There are some Chef Boyardee flavors I like.
Would I miss any Chef Boyardee flavors? Well, not all of them I guess. I’ll tell you all right now if they took them all off the shelves forever, none of them would matter to me expect for Beefaroni. Beefaroni is good, because it goes good with anything, its like a staple of cheap, good food, that men of all creed and lifestyles can get down, and enjoy. I tell you all what is real good, is heating up some Beefaroni on the stove, buttering up some bread, slathering the beefaroni on the butter bread, and eating that. Its like sloppy Joe with noodles. I don’t know why they haven’t marketed that yet, why leave money on the table? I guess because everybody knows that Chef Boyardee means quality, you don’t need a description to jazz it up, no need for special words, you eat it out of bowl, a cup, put it on bread, don’t make no difference, its always good, because that is what it is.
I think it is best on bread, but I eat in a bowl too. Some people say that every product of Chef Boyardee is better on bread, but there are some products I don’t care for. Like spaghetti and meatballs, I would just make it myself. But, in a can, its already made up, which is a plus, but I like the process of putting everything out on the stove, getting the special spoons and pans out, you know? The tradition of it all, makes me feel old school or something.
There is a lot of ritual when eating a can of Chef Boyardee that people don’t think about. I like opening the can, but I am talking about, coming home from work, locking the door, taking your shirt off, getting the utensils out, calling different people up while you’re eating. Sometimes I am busy and I need to leave a list of people to call by the phone, and sometimes when I need to call people, I am also hungry so I can kill two birds with one stone. That’s what I like to do, because if a conversation is boring or you remember that you hate this person on the phone you are talking to, you can be like “Hey, I got to go Ron, I got some Chef Boyardee I need to eat.”
But sometimes that backfires on me. The guy on the phone with me will ask “Oh, what flavor of Chef Boyardee are you eating there?” That’s one thing I don’t like, is to tell people what I’m eating. I mean, I know I shouldn’t be ashamed of it, but it just gets tense really fast. It is supposed to be a friendly thing, not something to get enraged about. Here is what happens, I am eating my beefaroni, I got my shirt off, talking to some dude on the phone, BTW, I got my shirt off because I don’t want it to splattered with beefaroni, those stains are tough to get out sometimes. Splatter is a big problem with Chef Boyardee, it is always a danger, opening the can, putting it in a bowl, getting out of the bowl into another bowl. I think it is safer to microwave it to reduce splatter, but I think beefaroni tastes better off of a stove. I mean, microwaving it is probably faster but it is pretty fast to cook on the stove too, I guess I have a little more free time than others because some folk do use the microwave exclusively. Some people also like it lukewarm, which I understand because if you stick your finger in it, and its boiling hot, then you got to wait for it to cool off, which sucks, and you never want to burn your mouth. God damn, I am getting pretty exhausted talking about Chef Boyardee.
Anyway, sometimes when I’m calling people eating beefaroni, they get hostile, and they go “Hey, what are you eating?” and I am like “Oh you know, Chef Boyardee.” And then they go “I bet you are, you fat son of a bitch! Hey mom! Listen to what this slob is eating!” I don’t like that at all. All I said is that I am eating Chef Boyardee, I didn’t tell them I am eating my fifth can of it. I mean, what the hell?! Even I did eat five cans of it, they don’t need to know right? I should have to explain to them exactly what is happening. I shouldn’t have to say “I am eating a can of beefaroni, it is the first can of beefaroni I have ate all day.”
What I am saying is, if I come home, from working all day, in the factory, making airplane wings, and I decide I want to make me some Chef Boyardee, or some tuna helper and some biscuits, put the tuna helper on the biscuits, which they fuse together to make little tuna helper biscuits, and then they yell at me on the phone and say “How many of those did you eat boy? God damn boy, you eat like a fucking little Templeton rat from Charlottes’ Web!” I get pissed off at them for thinking they are being observant. This aint no intervention, I am simply calling someone up, out of the kindness of my heart. I guess in some sick way they are probably thinking they are helping me. But we all know that a real intervention isn’t over the phone, it is in person.
Interventions over the phone are half ass interventions if you ask me. I mean, you go to the place where the intervention is taking place, and everyone is there, except one guy who has a phone on speaker, and he is like “Boy, you eat funny. You got yourself a serious problem.” That guy isn’t trying to help, he is just being an asshole. I like these SRK forums, there are not that many rules, I see people posting hella weird things on here sometimes. Its like we are all Somali pirates, sailing around the globe. I don’t know who is going to read this, its kind of a mess, but a good mess, like going to an NFL game I suppose.
But I am not really going to miss Twinkies. I never really cared for them, they are good and all though, just not a big deal for me. They are what they are, some kid comes into a store, and is like “Mommy! I want a twinkie!” And the mom would buy one for them to hush them up for a little bit, get rid of some noise, I mean, that is really what twinkies were for to me.
lmfao. dude from district b13 friend requested me. random ass celeb friend request.
Which one? Cyril?
ya him
Nice. Ask him to make another District b13 movie. Although I guess storywise it wouldn’t really fit…
lmfao. i wonder what he thinks of my statuses like that hahaha.
Holy shit.
Thanks for the contribution, good sir.
tell him to tell Dany Verissimo*** I*** said what’s up
if they sign the check…i sell out unless its extreme like crazy white people shit. eating gross stuff…gross sex for money…ect.