SRK Lounge the Lunch Lady Zombies edition

Carpet_Lint · February 1, 2013, 1:02am

Oh goddammit, I really wanted to believe it wasn’t a Photoshop job and that they all actually sat closely together in a room with four different light sources.

Spoiler

http://media35.onsugar.com/files/2011/05/21/2/1710/17108319/e3/anna-kendrick-huge-tits.jpg

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Camilla%20Belle%20Audi%20Presents%20Art%20Elysium%206th%20GoFR9Zso4x-l.jpg

Curse my insatiable desire for the truth about all things on the internet.

Well it was nice for them to package them together for us all anyway.

The_Epidemic · February 1, 2013, 1:11am

Dammit CLint…why you gotta ruin it?

Sonicabid · February 1, 2013, 1:12am

I like the one in the red the most. I think she’s the hottest one, would smang.

Carpet_Lint · February 1, 2013, 1:17am

The people must know the truth.

Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. That’s always been the difference between us, Daniel.

bkfst_sausage · February 1, 2013, 1:18am

This is hilarious.

One cheapskate in St Louis acts like a jerk, blinding citing his religious beliefs as to justify being an asshole.

Then a whole bunch of idiots on the internet become even bigger assholes, jumping to conclusions and getting overly zealous in harassing innocent people by posting contact information of innocent unrelated people on the internet for misdirected mob justice, citing their lack of religious belief to justify their actions.

Religious fanaticism is bad. But it’s worse when you are a whole bunch of atheists doing it while accusing someone else of the same thing.

Worst case scenario for the pastor, waitress doesn’t get an extra monetary bonus on top of her normal wage for doing her job, boohoo. To retaliate, let’s harass a whole bunch of completely unrelated innocent people. Yeah, that balances out.

Today we learned that people are assholes everywhere, regardless of what religious belief they subscribe to.

(By the way, he doesn’t really give 10% to God, he gives 10% to the church, which is the organization that employs him as pastor. Thus the tithing he does funds his own income. It’s like Jay-Z popping bottles of his own champagne in clubs, money loop! GENIUS.)

YEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I looked at the whole fucking thing and just shook my head… I’m like, “this is going to end bad for her, and the pastor’s not going to get an ounce of trouble”

Customer’s always right, fuckers.

I_am_Ah · February 1, 2013, 1:19am

You’re avatar looks like a gray walking breakfast sausage.

DaRabidDuckie · February 1, 2013, 1:48am

I used to work at a Fred’s Super Dollar Store. On my first day of work, I saw a sign in the stockroom that said “The Customer is King!”

After the first week of working there, I’d decided the king had gone senile.

Ben_Perkins · February 1, 2013, 1:55am

The number of people still buying Black Ops 2 suggests the opposite

Sarangha · February 1, 2013, 2:02am

Dem SRK alt accounts.

I_am_Ah · February 1, 2013, 2:04am

Huh?

bkfst_sausage · February 1, 2013, 2:07am

I was being facetious folks.

Sarangha · February 1, 2013, 2:08am

I’m on to you.
:cybot:

angelpalm · February 1, 2013, 2:08am

Cover them ho’s in leather because nothing is better than resting your feet on a bitches back.

Redbeard · February 1, 2013, 2:17am

I don’t think he’s an alt… Might have a learning disability though.

Sonicabid · February 1, 2013, 2:19am

http://i.minus.com/iVSP4JB2XTNx9.gif

Overweight Seagal doesn’t agree.

GreyFoxx · February 1, 2013, 2:24am

Already knew she was on her way to be canned with something personal being posted especially a customers sig.

mIRC · February 1, 2013, 2:42am

Maaaan. I’m on some Fonzie shit now. Down input on my stick is acting funny. I can slam my fist against my stick to make pulling the lever register down again, or slam my fist to make it not work. Opened it up and everything looked fine inside.

I’m really not in the mood to buy another stick.

DaRabidDuckie · February 1, 2013, 2:46am

Sounds like a switch on the joystick has gotten dirty. You can easily clean it out. If it’s a Sanwa, you can replace the entire PCB with the switches on it for about $15.

I_am_Ah · February 1, 2013, 2:54am

Ha ha ha ha! Okay! But I’m pretty sure I am not the person you think I am.

Vynce · February 1, 2013, 3:15am

Melee will win because its supporters have so much disposable income. Rent is cheap, if not non-existent in mom and dad’s basement.