Melee’s likely to still win the thing, but dammit, we’re makin’ those fuckers pay through the teeth in the name of boobies to get it.
Still think Wiz needs to set the rules to all items/all stages though. (tempted to @ that, but I dunno if he’d ban me for it. 
)
I hope ST takes it. After hearing so much about which community deserves it more I’m pretty sure both deserve to fuck right off.
Unlikely, unless one of the “old men” decide to plunk another $3000+ at the last minute. Smashtards’ll bleed themselves dry to “prove themselves” to a community that doesn’t give a flying fuck about 'em.
they should settle this with a good ol fashion street fight.
With items and random stage select maybe on a final place.
There are some nice people on Smashboards, just like Duckie is the nice guy from SG community.
And thennnnnnnn there are some that aren’t
You find yourself in the wild and run into this:
What do? :wow:
I’ll take em all i’m hardcore
I think I would just scream and run away, I’d be too terrified and overwhelmed.
Is that an actual picture or have they been Photoshopped together? There’s no way they were actually all sitting together back to back at something, I refuse to believe that something that potent existed, because then I would be forced to acknowledge a reality in which that happened and I was not there.
This is hilarious.
One cheapskate in St Louis acts like a jerk, blinding citing his religious beliefs as to justify being an asshole.
Then a whole bunch of idiots on the internet become even bigger assholes, jumping to conclusions and getting overly zealous in harassing innocent people by posting contact information of innocent unrelated people on the internet for misdirected mob justice, citing their lack of religious belief to justify their actions.
Religious fanaticism is bad. But it’s worse when you are a whole bunch of atheists doing it while accusing someone else of the same thing.
Worst case scenario for the pastor, waitress doesn’t get an extra monetary bonus on top of her normal wage for doing her job, boohoo. To retaliate, let’s harass a whole bunch of completely unrelated innocent people. Yeah, that balances out.
Today we learned that people are assholes everywhere, regardless of what religious belief they subscribe to.
(By the way, he doesn’t really give 10% to God, he gives 10% to the church, which is the organization that employs him as pastor. Thus the tithing he does funds his own income. It’s like Jay-Z popping bottles of his own champagne in clubs, money loop! GENIUS.)
Sell them bimbos some more sad lookin food at 5000% markup!! :smokin:
take Ashley… disregard the rest 
Waitress probably ended up paying to serve that table, dependent on tip outs (bartender [because Christians are DRUNKARDS], busboy and host [maybe not everywhere]).
Probably nothing because across from them, out of frame, are 4 dudebros that could easily scare me off. If not that then… Tighten up my tie and try to not stare at the One in Red’s tits? I guess?
I’ll do the honors since they’re not here.
-Breasts aren’t big enough. Displays some degree of confidence. Predator tactics would fail. 1/10 Would not smash -Amazing Funbags.
-Not enough fat combined from all females. Lack of a junky junk in the trunk. Would not fall for my drinks and weed antics. 2/10 Would smell their vaginas for the juice. -Soviet
-Too slim to take the Barcelona Strokes. 7/10-Epidemic
First i would be at the bar and collect some intel i what they were drinking. I then would order 4 drinks of whatever it was they were having. Now I would keep one of the four drinks to myself. That drink will be for the one on the far right. I would waltz up to her and nonchalantly ask her, “what is your name mademoiselle?” while pulling up a seat at her table. I then would cross my legs and against proper table etiquette i would rest my right elbow on the table. I then would take a piece of her cake( without permission) just bc she never had a nigga do that to her before. She will be in awe of my intrusion…yet, intrigued at the same time. Then that is when i give her the drink i ordered for her. I then partake in a brief convo introduction of myself while slowly working my way to acknowledge her companions before the decide to hate on the OlderGod.
She would have so many thoughts running through her head that her panties would moisten as if she just got finished doing kegel exercises for about an hr.
Now at this point the other three ladies will be all red in the face or have their mouths gaped open due to my stunning Saiyan level of confidence. From that point on I will lightly entertain her entourage before working on my isolation to get my target away from the table to work my magic effectively.
That is what i would do.
HAHAHAHAHA
She is fired now.
The jerk pastor cost her $6.29.
Reddit’s atheists cost her the job.
Not a damn thing. I wouldn’t have to – they’re already smiling at me, so I’m already in.
No twin tails.
Bland, vacuous fashion sense.
sub optimal bodily proportions
No evidence of prior idol training.
3/10.
I mean, if their handlers asked me really nicely I’d take them in.
Clutch my chest like Fred Sanford and have a fuckin’ heart attack. Hopefully I wouldn’t fall forward since I’d have a super boner if Alison Brie was looking at me like that.
While I started at SRK, it was brief. Ultimately, I came from that community. I know how filthy it is from a personal view. Seriously, fuck that community.
